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I need one of these, if for no other reason than for the fun of getting all liquored up and crashing into a building. I can't wait to hear the first story of the rich guy that breaks 17 bones in his body with one of these. There's 3 versions, the smaller versions of which run on H2O2. Isn't that the **** you clean out cuts with? Kinda useless if you ask me. It only has a max range of 500 feet. The hell are you gonna break with one of those?!
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I want to see Adam Savage plaster himself into the Golden Gate Bridge with one of these things!
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Yeah, it actually one of the reasons you don't see people using those things very much. It takes a very close watch on the propelant to keep from zooming too high and suddenly losing your ability to cushion your landing. Nifty idea in theory, but the practical aspects of using one limits it's functionality.
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Totem wrote:
Yeah, it actually one of the reasons you don't see people using those things very much. It takes a very close watch on the propelant to keep from zooming too high and suddenly losing your ability to cushion your landing. Nifty idea in theory, but the practical aspects of using one limits it's functionality.
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Nice to see you've found a gimmick and are sticking to it. Keep on ridin' that horse.
Just imagine going to work in one of these.
"Oh snap, late for a board meeting!" /puts on jetpack and jumps out a window
"Oh snap, late for a board meeting!" /puts on jetpack and jumps out a window
*moments later*
"Honey, don't forget to re-fill the jetpack! Honey?"
"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!"
"Honey, don't forget to re-fill the jetpack! Honey?"
"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!"
Hey JD! Where the hell you been?
Flying around on his jet packet, of course.
DSD wrote:
Hey JD! Where the hell you been?
Working and getting my pee-pee wet mostly. Things are starting to settle down here to where I can get away with a little bit of browsing time at work and the lil' lady is taking up a little less of my time now that she has a full time job, so; here I am!
PS ~ Hey Kao, is there a way to filter out '******'? That stupid cat pic is f'ucking up the feng shui of my threads! Can you delete it? Or better yet, just delete the **** that put it there.
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