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I apparently need to watch more Nascar.

How does Nascar get credit for Ashley?

Ah, ok. Don't watch NASCAR didn't know she was a fixture. Yeah, she's nice to look at.

To make the "sport" more in line with its fans, all future races shall require the drivers be intoxicated before driving: .18 or better. The races will now be exciting again, pit stops will have all new meaning and drivers named bubba will move to the top of the rankings.

You guys make it sound like the hicks watch this.

They don't. The hicks stopped watching after Dale sr. died because it doesn't appeal to them anymore. Only rich little ******* watch it now, expecting their driver to win. When a sport is down to 3 cars guaranteed to win, it becomes just plain stupid to watch.

I only watch Daytona, and Talladega from start to finish now. I just do house work any other weekend it seems, unless I am bored. When there's no muscle car shows, nascar is on.

Hehehe this made me lol.
I think they actually pay the hot chicks with barely any clothes to be there so the dudes in the cars have another reason to circle back around.
And the only reason they crash is due to the fact that they've been driving for over an hour and seen the same scenery 30 times.
NASCAR is a merry-go-round on steroids.

You can take any sport and simplify it to make it sound dumb. However, sports, have been around for many thousands of years. So obviously, the human psyche finds them appealing even if they aren't the athletes themselves.



Football- 22 guys going back and forth on a field. Boring.
Baseball- A guy hits a ball and a group of other guys try to get it before he hits all bases.
Hockey- A group of guys going back and forth on ice.
Golf- Hitting a ball into a hole, how hard is that?
Bowling- It can't be that hard to knock over a bunch of pins.


Now these are clearly not my views, I don't even like watching professional racing TBH (Well okay, the professional NHRA dragsters are a lot of fun). At the same time I can understand why some people like it. Each car in NASCAR is more or less the same, so it becomes a competition of the drivers and pit-crews, and having a favorite driver is the same as having a favorite football team. When your favorite football team is down 3 points, are close to the goal line, and there is 3 seconds on the clock left in the game, does the coach tie it, or try for the win?

It's fun, it's harmless, and it's entertainment. To me, without these sports, including NASCAR, life would be incredibly dull.

I watched racing when I was a little kid. It was neat watching the cars zoom around. Then I didn't watch again for years and years.

One Saturday I was hanging out on the couch, hungover, and flipping through the channels. I landed on a race. I watched it for maybe half a minute before Dale Earnhardt hit the wall. Then I changed the channel.

Later that day, I was watching Sportscenter and I saw that he had died. I had turned on a race for the first time in over a decade, watched it only momentarily and the biggest figure in the sport died right before my eyes.

I don't watch NASCAR or any racing any more, for their own good.

Made possible by BT's Death Gaze.

All you have to do is look at their children. you sick ****.

And so it begins.

I'll pay you handsomely to begin watching again.

The only time its fun to watch is when they head down to Mexico and run the road course, It funny for 2 reasons 1) hicks in Mexico 2) right turns and said hicks don't mix well. Also leave natty out of it, its a god send come wed of the B&L tennis tournament got 6 bucks and 3 hours before shift.