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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I saw this the other day and just had me in stitches.
For every hilarious youtube video brightening my day there is a comment section to bring it back down again.
I wonder how this will be taken at large.
I wonder how this will be taken at large.
Church is good sleepin', especially at Easter when it's all crowded and warm.
He's giving the speaker the finger at 1:00+.
"FuCk you man, I'm tryin' to take a nap back here..."
"FuCk you man, I'm tryin' to take a nap back here..."
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
We've all been there.
You're sitting there, all strung out and with your balls aching after a night with a couple of strippers from Detroit that's already fleeing from memory. Daydreaming about the lunch you're gonna have at TGI Friday's and trying not to pass out while listening to the son of one of this country's greatest civil rights leaders prattle on about something or other. Your head keeps bobbing uncontrollably and you keep getting flashes of Amber's tits in Panther's mouth; how her g-string was twisted in the back and reminded you of those corkscrew macaronis Mom used to make when you were a kid, right down to the bright yellow cheese. And then BAM! You nod off and it's all over national television.
We've all been there. We're only human.
You're sitting there, all strung out and with your balls aching after a night with a couple of strippers from Detroit that's already fleeing from memory. Daydreaming about the lunch you're gonna have at TGI Friday's and trying not to pass out while listening to the son of one of this country's greatest civil rights leaders prattle on about something or other. Your head keeps bobbing uncontrollably and you keep getting flashes of Amber's tits in Panther's mouth; how her g-string was twisted in the back and reminded you of those corkscrew macaronis Mom used to make when you were a kid, right down to the bright yellow cheese. And then BAM! You nod off and it's all over national television.
We've all been there. We're only human.
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