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#1 Jan 22 2008 at 9:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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RIO DE JANEIRO (AFP) — Brazil this week imposed a ban on popular role-playing computer games "Counter-Strike" and "EverQuest," claiming they incited violence and were "harmful to consumers' health."

The federal prohibition on the sale of the games was being applied across the country, the official consumer protection agency in the central state of Goias said on its website Thursday.

Both games allow players, typically teenage boys, to connect online to fantasy worlds where they interact with other players, form groups and carry out joint missions usually involving combat.

"Counter-Strike," a first-person-view shoot-'em-upper based on the motor powering the popular "Half-Life" game, requires participants to choose a role as either a masked terrorist or an anti-terrorist officer before going forth with an ever-sophisticated array of weapons.

An adapted version in Brazil permitted players to take on the perspective of either a police officer or a narcotrafficker in Rio de Janeiro's infamously crime-ridden slums.

"EverQuest" is a swords-and-spells game in the mold of "Lord of the Rings" in which human or elvish or other imaginary characters go on joint adventures to gain treasure and increase their avatar's abilities.

Both began in 1999 and have since developed huge worldwide followings.
This sort of fascist behavior can only lead to a ban on such games as Return to Wolfenstein, Civilization II, Starflight, Zork and Colossal Cave Adventure.
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#2 Jan 22 2008 at 10:04 AM Rating: Good
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"Counter-Strike," a first-person-view shoot-'em-upper
I will only let my children play with shoot-'em-downers. The uppers make it tough for them to sleep at night.
#3 Jan 22 2008 at 10:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Interesting. We had a Brazilian kid in my guild in EQ.

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#4 Jan 22 2008 at 10:26 AM Rating: Decent
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based on the motor (seriously, what?) powering the popular


I can only hope this was a bad translation but knowing government, prolly not.
#5 Jan 22 2008 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good
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Best thing to happen to EQ in years. I expect a boost in population because of it.
#6 Jan 23 2008 at 6:37 PM Rating: Decent
No longer will there be Brazillian Drug lords, now there shall be Brazillian EQ Ganglords!
#7 Jan 23 2008 at 7:08 PM Rating: Good
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Brazilians are want to keep kids too busy having sex to play video games.
#8 Jan 23 2008 at 8:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
Brazilians are want to keep kids too busy having sex shitting in a cup to play video games.

Smiley: nod

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#9 Jan 24 2008 at 7:03 AM Rating: Good
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What would a Brazilian Jack Thompson look like?
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#10 Jan 24 2008 at 10:27 AM Rating: Good
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"I will only let my children play with shoot-'em-downers. The uppers make it tough for them to sleep at night."

RACK PsiChi. That made me laff.

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#11 Jan 24 2008 at 10:36 AM Rating: Good
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RuinatorVek the Eccentric wrote:
No longer will there be Brazillian Drug lords, now there shall be Brazillian EQ Ganglords!
The MMPORG Underground; where kids are lured into the seedy gaming rooms of the ruthless platfarmers with promises of uberness, phat lootz and unlimited playtime.
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