I'm thinking about ******* my ex-girlfriend. Not in any "I'm sorry, I made the wrong decision, I want you back" type of way. It'd be more of a "The sex was good, so c'mere and shut the hell up" type of way. You know. A hair-grabbing, ***-slapping, hang-'em-up-wet kind of sex.
Discuss.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Giddy up.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I've tried it*. It was a bad idea.
*Not with your ex
*Not with your ex
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Don't do it, you'll regret it.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I say go for it.
I've nailed my ex's before. There's nothing wrong with it. I can't even imagine what sort of negative consequences could arise.
I've nailed my ex's before. There's nothing wrong with it. I can't even imagine what sort of negative consequences could arise.
As long as you both understand it's nothing more than a booty call, I don't see why not.
Heh. Before I got married, I had an on/off relationship with this one guy from the time I was 14 to I was 22. We had every level of relationship there was possible. Significant others, friends, friends with benefits, booty calls and enemies. It was a regular soap opera. But I have to say that I look back on that relationship with a grin and a lot of nostalgia.
If I was single, would I go back to that relationship? You betcha. That sex was awesome.
If I was single, would I go back to that relationship? You betcha. That sex was awesome.
Go for it. If you're not gonna be serious with her, why not?
Jophiel wrote:
I've tried it*. It was a bad idea.
*Not with your ex
*Not with your ex
I think I see the problem....
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Is the sex worth the potential hassle?
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Go pick up a random swamp donkey at the bar. Save yourself the embarrassment of having your ex calling you one of your friends names mid thrust.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
Save yourself the embarrassment of having your ex calling you one of your friends names mid thrust.
Wanna talk about it, champ?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
No you already did, if I had premium I would dig up the post (or is it in my PM's?). I was just there to throw salt in the wounds, unless I am remembering the wrong scrub poster with a sh'it geared rogue.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
1. Is this the girl you were dating just recently, you broke up?
2. What makes you think she'd want to have sex with you?
2. What makes you think she'd want to have sex with you?
bodhisattva wrote:
unless I am remembering the wrong scrub poster with a sh'it geared rogue.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
The Demea of Doom wrote:
A hair-grabbing, ***-slapping, hang-'em-up-wet kind of sex.
Discuss.
Discuss.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
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No you already did, if I had premium I would dig up the post (or is it in my PM's?). I was just there to throw salt in the wounds, unless I am remembering the wrong scrub poster with a sh'it geared rogue.
You must be thinking of somebody else. The only other name I've been called in bed besides my own is "God."
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1. Is this the girl you were dating just recently, you broke up?
2. What makes you think she'd want to have sex with you?
2. What makes you think she'd want to have sex with you?
1. Yes.
2. She started rubbing my leg and giving me meaningful looks last weekend. Then she started kissing my neck. I figured that was a pretty sure sign. The only reason I didn't sleep with her then is because her friend was there to ****-block.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
The Demea of Doom wrote:
2. She started rubbing my leg and giving me meaningful looks last weekend. Then she started kissing my neck. I figured that was a pretty sure sign. The only reason I didn't sleep with her then is because her friend was there to ****-block.
Hmmm... In PornWorld, that would have ended quite differently...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
Hmmm... In PornWorld, that would have ended quite differently...
This IS PornWorld. It's just ends differently in all ya'll's world, noobs.
The Demea of Doom wrote:
2. She started rubbing my leg and giving me meaningful looks last weekend. Then she started kissing my neck. I figured that was a pretty sure sign. The only reason I didn't sleep with her then is because her friend was there to ****-block.
So you're single, huh? I have a sister....
Atomicflea wrote:
So you're single, huh? I have a sister.... 
You must really dislike your sister.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
on a side note, last night I told a girl that I wanted to do her with a game controller. She said it depended on what system.
Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:
on a side note, last night I told a girl that I wanted to do her with a game controller. She said it depended on what system.
That's... freaking awesome.
Envy, thy name is Demea.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
thank you.
Incidentally, it was my ex. and I ****** her.
Incidentally, it was my ex. and I ****** her.
The Demea of Doom wrote:
You must really dislike your sister.
Atomicflea wrote:
The Demea of Doom wrote:
You must really dislike your sister.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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