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WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. (AP) -- Marion Jones was sentenced Friday to six months in prison for lying about using steroids and a check-fraud scam...
File this one under "Boy did I ***** up bigtime". A shame, I wonder if she had any talent at all.
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I'm thinking that without the steroids she still would have been able to compete at the Olympic level, but probably not win as dominantly as she did, or in as many events.
I like that they made her give back all her medals.
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I like that they made her give back all her medals.
tip-toes back out of the Asylum
Isn't she the one that visited her doctor about embarassing chest hair?
Doctor: How far down does it go?
Jones: All the way down to my *********
Doctor: How far down does it go?
Jones: All the way down to my *********
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Why does anyone care about doping in sport?
The reality is that very likely nearly everyone at an elite level has or is doing some sort of doping. Punishing the unlucky few who get with wildly out of proportion discipline accomplishes nothing.
Let athletes put whatever they want into their bodies. This whole naturalism thing sickens me. "Oh, Bob's blood genetically carries more oxygen than Jim's, so if Jim takes drugs to accomplish the exact same level of performance he's cheating!!! It's much fairer to have arbitrary genetic mutation determine who wins"
The reality is that very likely nearly everyone at an elite level has or is doing some sort of doping. Punishing the unlucky few who get with wildly out of proportion discipline accomplishes nothing.
Let athletes put whatever they want into their bodies. This whole naturalism thing sickens me. "Oh, Bob's blood genetically carries more oxygen than Jim's, so if Jim takes drugs to accomplish the exact same level of performance he's cheating!!! It's much fairer to have arbitrary genetic mutation determine who wins"
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I might take a more active interest in competitive sport if Smash's suggestion of free for all were applied.
For extra effect, I'd hand out random drugs before each race and **** myself as the guys on Speed whizz past the stoners ambling around the start line looking for toast or twinkies. The guys on acid would of course be staring intently at the amaaaaazing start-line hours after the gun goes off.
For extra effect, I'd hand out random drugs before each race and **** myself as the guys on Speed whizz past the stoners ambling around the start line looking for toast or twinkies. The guys on acid would of course be staring intently at the amaaaaazing start-line hours after the gun goes off.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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