Well, if its only that many.....Follow

They're not really dead-dead unless they're white, anyhoo.

Every day I chop up and grind twenty pounds of chicken into bone-studded meat-paste. Well, some days it's thirty pounds.

The best way to accomplish this and not get grossed out is to imagine the chicken is something else. Sometimes I try and relate it to my own body. So twenty pounds is say, from my knee down. Then sometimes I imagine it's a baby, but I'm not too experienced with how quickly the average baby grows. So, I just sort of guess that a year-old baby weighs about as much as my leg from the knee down.

So, in conclusion, a baby should be counted as half a leg; hardly consequential in the grand scheme.

That's obscene.

C'mon, Tony's right on the ball here. Notice that he didn't say "...murderous intentions of Islamic extremists...". He's prolly talking about Bush and company, because it was the only way he could say the above quote with a straight face.