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Christ. Finish talking already. He's the Pubbie Ross Perot, except less gnomelike.
He's got magic underwear. Your scorn just bounced off his Latina proof crotch protector.
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I liked the limp-wristed, sissy, "let's all give McCain a hand for running a good campaign" ******** and everyone went "yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh"
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Did you like the bit about how Americans resent government interference and want to take risks? Where the hell does he live???
Atomicflea wrote:
Did you like the bit about how Americans resent government interference and want to take risks? Where the hell does he live???
I missed that part...I walked away after a couple minutes (hence the posting). My tv is in a different room. I figured too much eye-rolling can't be good for my vision long-term.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
He is going to win, once he figures out how to work Joseph Smith's Seerstone, and use its mind controlling powers.
At least he didn't sound like he was in the midst of a stroke like McCain did.
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I liked McCain's speech. He's an old man, cut him some slack on the remembering and boisterous angle. He delivered an honest pointed speech that was aimed at supporters and integrity, and reminded opposite supporters that they too were worthy of admiration for putting the country above themselves. Not a winning (tm) speech to be sure, but the guy has never had a sense of non-Vietnam combat. He's a softie who put his platform forward and leaves it up to us, he doesn't hit us over the head with it or why he's Superman.
The Obama speech was again good, but I was worried as it ended when he actually took up MLK's southern drawl. His content at times also seemed a tad inclusive. Overall he's a great orator but he needs to stand on his own, and for all Americans, not just Farrakhanites.
Romney--he's such a ******* prick that I doze out when hearing him speak. Have no clue what he said and don't want no clue.
The Obama speech was again good, but I was worried as it ended when he actually took up MLK's southern drawl. His content at times also seemed a tad inclusive. Overall he's a great orator but he needs to stand on his own, and for all Americans, not just Farrakhanites.
Romney--he's such a ******* prick that I doze out when hearing him speak. Have no clue what he said and don't want no clue.
Nightsintdreams, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
At least he didn't sound like he was in the midst of a stroke like McCain did.
Be fair: I compared her to high school speech class 
It was her pauses mid-thought where she was obviously reading her cards to see what the end of that thought was.
"And as we go onward to win... this thing, we'll know that the reason... why we won is because of..."
They weren't dramamtic pauses, they were the pauses where you saw her eyes go downward for a full second as she read.
It was her pauses mid-thought where she was obviously reading her cards to see what the end of that thought was.
"And as we go onward to win... this thing, we'll know that the reason... why we won is because of..."
They weren't dramamtic pauses, they were the pauses where you saw her eyes go downward for a full second as she read.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Be fair: I compared her to high school speech class
It was her pauses mid-thought where she was obviously reading her cards to see what the end of that thought was.
"And as we go onward to win... this thing, we'll know that the reason... why we won is because of..."
They weren't dramamtic pauses, they were the pauses where you saw her eyes go downward for a full second as she read.
It was her pauses mid-thought where she was obviously reading her cards to see what the end of that thought was.
"And as we go onward to win... this thing, we'll know that the reason... why we won is because of..."
They weren't dramamtic pauses, they were the pauses where you saw her eyes go downward for a full second as she read.
She was channeling Shatner?
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Dunno.
Still, it was probably far better than the State of the Union will be. So she has that going for her.
Still, it was probably far better than the State of the Union will be. So she has that going for her.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Kakar wrote:
She was channeling Shatner?
If Shatner was her other personality, rather than the lameass one she has now, I'd consider voting for her.
You can't go wrong with Shatner.
Atomicflea wrote:
Christ. Finish talking already. He's the Pubbie Ross Perot, except less gnomelike.
Oh, give a nutjob like GW Bush a chance twice, but no Mormons?!
Religious pig..or something.
Yeah, I have no idea where I was going with that.
Ehhh, who wanted a Mormon for a president anyway? Anybody who eschews smoking, drinking, gambling, and has the crazy idea that owning more than one wife at a time is a good idea obviously isn't fit for office. Yeah, that includes Huck too, except for the wild sex orgies with Joey Smith groupies part.
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Admiral Rimesume wrote:
Oh, give a nutjob like GW Bush a chance twice, but no Mormons?!
I used to work right next to a Venezualian Embasy. We had pro and anti chavez protesters out in ront of the building every friday. I don't think they ever realized that protest signs written in venezualian were not the most effective considering that the protesters were probably the only ones who could read them in the area...
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"Oh, anyone's better than Bush. I'd take Hugo Chávez."
Lol, now there is the very definition of a liberal Lefty overstating (as usual) just how awful their world is when they are being dominated by the evil Right. heheh, I couldn't have made a better case for the hyperventilating, wild eyed, fluttering hands-type of response that makes us chuckle.
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Lol, now there is the very definition of a liberal Lefty overstating (as usual) just how awful their world is when they are being dominated by the evil Right. heheh, I couldn't have made a better case for the hyperventilating, wild eyed, fluttering hands-type of response that makes us chuckle.
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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