I believe that YouTube comments represent the intellectual cesspool of humanity. I've been watching various political speeches etc, and sometimes when scrolling down to the 'related videos' area my eyes are caught by the sheer stupidity of various comments on them. I wish this didn't happen.
Then again, if I hadn't read them, I would have never learned many interesting facts, such as:
1- The Right Wing Media Conspiricy is pushing Obama because he can never win the election, unlike the only real Democratic candidate, [Hilliary|Edwards|whoever].
2- Guiliani eats babies, and from their skin makes women's clothing, which he then proceeds to prance abound merrily in.
3- Obama has been raised from birth by Islamic Fundamentalists to eventually become president and convert our nation to Islam.
4- Ron Paul is the second coming of Jesus Christ.
5- Romney will force everyone to wear Magical Underwear.
6- Huckabee doesn't believe in evolution, gays, abortion, science, math, or physics.
7- Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul!
8- Hillary is a woman, and they should stay barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen.
9- There's somebody named Gavel and I should like him?
10- Edwards the lawyer only wants to run for president so he can make more laws to make himself richer as a lawyer doing lawsuits with law.
Ron Paul - Ron Paul
12- Thompson is the second coming of Ronald Reagan.
13- McCain voted for no torture before he voted against it.
14- RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL OMGWTFBBQRONPAUL.
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Danalog wrote:
8- Hillary is a woman, and they should stay barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen.
Irish ?
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
6- Huckabee doesn't believe in evolution, gays, abortion, science, math, or physics.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Don't forget:
Repost this on 3 other vids it if you don't repost this message on five videos in the next ten minutes ur tru crush will never kiss u trust me it happens to my bff
I just ignore YouTube video comments for the most part.
Repost this on 3 other vids it if you don't repost this message on five videos in the next ten minutes ur tru crush will never kiss u trust me it happens to my bff
I just ignore YouTube video comments for the most part.
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Nightsintdreams wrote:
Repost this on 3 other vids it if you don't repost this message on five videos in the next ten minutes ur tru crush will never kiss u trust me it happens to my bff
I now know why I never found true love. ; ;
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
5- Romney will force everyone to wear Magical Underwear.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
5- Romney will force everyone to wear Magical Underwear.
Atomicflea wrote:
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
5- Romney will force everyone to wear Magical Underwear.
Owls! Duck!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Not only RON PAUL, RON PAUL, RON PAUL but anyone who doesn't love RON PAUL is obviously an ignorant socialist who loves being a slave to their nanny state. ANYONE!
If most of these people have actually read all of RON PAUL's platform and agree with it I'm getting more scared of some of my fellow Americans every day.
If most of these people have actually read all of RON PAUL's platform and agree with it I'm getting more scared of some of my fellow Americans every day.
Nobby wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
5- Romney will force everyone to wear Magical Underwear.
Owls! Duck!
Well make up your mind, is it owls or ducks?
fhrugby the Sly wrote:
Well make up your mind, is it owls or ducks?
Dammit, you beat me to it.
Well, Ron Paul has the votes of all of the automated net posting spider bots, that's for sure.
Do what now?
He also has all the votes of anyone saying "sup" on 4chan.
this is probably the best comment I ever read on Youtube
YOU SUCK
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
grow up and get a freaking life. i mean come on, if youre that upset about someone dying maybe you should take your downs syndrom looking self off a bridge.
your eyes look like this
0_____0
regarding this video I mean come on Dana BIRDS ARE DYING!!!!!!
YOU SUCK
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
grow up and get a freaking life. i mean come on, if youre that upset about someone dying maybe you should take your downs syndrom looking self off a bridge.
your eyes look like this
0_____0
regarding this video I mean come on Dana BIRDS ARE DYING!!!!!!
After watching this video, I have never laughed harder at YouTube comments than the following exchange:
Quote:
Hold on a goddamn minute.
They should never put the deep fryer so close to WHAT?
It is a mystery...
They should never put the deep fryer so close to WHAT?
It is a mystery...
Quote:
i know! how will we prevent future close proximety deep fryer accidents if they dont tell us what to do! keeping everything away from the deep fryer is the only sensible thing answer to the problem. that means you french fries. from this point forward you are simply french.
Bwahahaha! Go Canukistan safety!
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Bwahahaha! Go Canukistan safety!
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