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How can you lazy ******* not have a thread?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
We does now!
Looks like la Clinton's "See how I'm almost cwying" performance failed to sway things, and Obama's charisma offensive is paying off (from the opinion polls I've seen). He's looking impressive.
As for McCain's surge, not sure the pubbies will see as coherent or consistent a trend as the pinkos
What I'm enjoying is the current short-termist opponent attacking that will compromise the election campaigns later. From UK reportage, it's more blatant in the Republican camp than the dem's but no clue if that's our media bias or real.
Looks like la Clinton's "See how I'm almost cwying" performance failed to sway things, and Obama's charisma offensive is paying off (from the opinion polls I've seen). He's looking impressive.
As for McCain's surge, not sure the pubbies will see as coherent or consistent a trend as the pinkos
What I'm enjoying is the current short-termist opponent attacking that will compromise the election campaigns later. From UK reportage, it's more blatant in the Republican camp than the dem's but no clue if that's our media bias or real.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I think how the "independents" (ie: the completely politically clueless at this stage in the game) vote will be an interesting thing to watch. McCain and Obama are the most attractive candidates to them, and the one taking votes form the other could be impactful. I'm pretty sure I just made up a word.
From my very limited anecdotal polling of people who live in my cosmopolitan neighbor to the North, or as we like to call it here "Arkansas With Snow", it's going to be Obama and it's going to be huge.
Oh no I jinxeded him!
Let me reconsider. Clinton is going to close to within a few points and spin her second place as a comeback victory. Yeah. That's it.
From my very limited anecdotal polling of people who live in my cosmopolitan neighbor to the North, or as we like to call it here "Arkansas With Snow", it's going to be Obama and it's going to be huge.
Oh no I jinxeded him!
Let me reconsider. Clinton is going to close to within a few points and spin her second place as a comeback victory. Yeah. That's it.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
How can you lazy @#%^ers not have a thread?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I thought about driving up to Nashua and attending the Obama victory party, but I'm lazy and it's like an hour away. On the other hand, there is a poker room there...
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
You know, it occured to me today -- and this is one of those things that's obvious but you don't immediately consider -- that if Obama is elected President, we folks of the Prairie State are going to be short a Senator. I'm going to have to investigate how we come up with an extra seat warmer in the Senate. I'm not sure if it's an appointment or a special election.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I'm enjoying the FoxNews coverage of this. I have no idea when it was exactly that Romney blew Rupert Murdoch, but man, they're really cranking the propaganda organ for him lately.
Edited, Jan 8th 2008 5:59pm by Smasharoo
Edited, Jan 8th 2008 5:59pm by Smasharoo
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
You know, it occured to me today -- and this is one of those things that's obvious but you don't immediately consider -- that if Obama is elected President, we folks of the Prairie State are going to be short a Senator. I'm going to have to investigate how we come up with an extra seat warmer in the Senate. I'm not sure if it's an appointment or a special election.
Almost always both. I'm lazy, so I won't Gbaji up a site and paraphrase some random guess as if I just casually knew the process in Illinois.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I started to look but then the answer wasn't the first link on Google so I got bored and assume someone will mention it if and when it becomes an issue.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Smasharoo wrote:
I won't Gbaji up a site and paraphrase some random guess as if I just casually knew the process in Illinois.
Thew Jews hold a meeting with leading trades unionists and lesbians to decide which failed former actors have the most TV Commercial friendly voice, and whichever can ejaculate the most man-juice over a photo of Barbara Bush gets the seat, and a $5 walmart discount voucher.
Yeah.
That's it.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Obama's campaign just called my house looking for money!
True story.
True story.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Obama's campaign just called my house looking for money!
True story.
True story.
That sounds careless at best!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Obama's campaign just called my house looking for money!
You haven't maxed your personal contributions yet?
You're no kind of liberal conspiracy at all!
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Obama's campaign just called my house looking for money!
You haven't maxed your personal contributions yet?
You're no kind of liberal conspiracy at all!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
He's sulking because Flea blurted out that the money's in a cigarillo box under the bed.
nod
Man, I hope I didn't really jinx Obama :(
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I thought about driving up to Nashua and attending the Obama victory party, but I'm lazy and it's like an hour away. On the other hand, there is a poker room there...
If you would have taken Nexa you could've made MAINE NEWS.
WTF!!
Edited, Jan 9th 2008 2:05am by Elinda
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Smasharoo wrote:
From my very limited anecdotal polling of people who live in my cosmopolitan neighbor to the North, or as we like to call it here "Arkansas With Snow", it's going to be Obama and it's going to be huge.
Oh no I jinxeded him!
Oh no I jinxeded him!
Smasharoo wrote:
Man, I hope I didn't really jinx Obama :(
You sure did. CNN has Hilary about 900 people over Obama.
Edited, Jan 8th 2008 7:11pm by Atomicflea
trickybeck wrote:
Nobby wrote:
He's sulking because Flea blurted out that the money's in a cigarillo box under the bed.
nod
It's under the mattress.
CNN has Hilary about 900 people over Obama.
Is she standing on them like Yertle Turtle?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
CNN has Hilary about 900 people over Obama.
Is she standing on them like Yertle Turtle?
CNN: McCain takes NH.
Atomicflea wrote:
flour sack, some good weed, and a guinea pig.
And here's me with my silly old garlic, onion, carrot and celery mirepoix.
Damn you latinas and your anti-Courdon Bleu cocina!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I saw all the coverage as I was flipping channels, but I figured that reruns of Scrubs were a better waste of my time.
And, for the record, Obama/Romney in the endzone.
And, for the record, Obama/Romney in the endzone.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Nobby wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
flour sack, some good weed, and a guinea pig.
And here's me with my silly old garlic, onion, carrot and celery mirepoix.
Damn you latinas and your anti-Courdon Bleu cocina!
Cooking?
Atomicflea wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
flour sack, some good weed, and a guinea pig.
And here's me with my silly old garlic, onion, carrot and celery mirepoix.
Damn you latinas and your anti-Courdon Bleu cocina!
Cooking?
"And my cousin says, 'Brodie, how else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?'"
Verdad?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
The Demea of Doom wrote:
how else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?
Salsa Verde, stupid
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