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#1 Jan 07 2008 at 3:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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For a few years I've had a couple of gripes on the subject.

1. People who expose themselves to personal risk (especially kids) by giving away personal information to total strangers.

2. Mass hysteria about anyone knowing personal details.

At both extremes there are risks:

The 12 year old girl who meets her online 15-y.o. dream lover only to find he's Mr Chivers, the creepy 40-something janitor.

But recently Jeremy Clarkson (Mr Self-Opinionated-but-entertaining git from 'Top Gear') posted an article in his Sunday Times column about our unreasonable panic about data loss. He argued that having your account details is no biggy. Without passwords and personal private information (name of 1st primary school teacher, 1st pet etc.), all they can do is pay money into your account.

I was cheering him as I read it. Yes! Stop this press-induced paranoia! Debunk these conspiracy myths!

To prove his point, he published his account details in his Sun Column ("All you'll be able to do with them is put money into my account. Not take it out. Honestly, I've never known such a palaver about nothing,"). I was quietly respecting his convition, until I read this.

I believe the word is "Pwnt"



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#2 Jan 07 2008 at 3:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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I saw that earlier today. Good stuff.

Nice that whoever purloined the money sent it to a charity.
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#3 Jan 07 2008 at 3:48 PM Rating: Good
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I saw that earlier today. Good stuff.

Nice that whoever purloined the money sent it to a charity.
I thought that, but given his petrol-head, anti-environmentalist rants, they could have made it out to Greenpeace or Friends of the Earth Smiley: glare
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#4 Jan 07 2008 at 4:23 PM Rating: Good
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whoever did it did a damn good job of proving a point. Nice touch on the charity thing there
#5 Jan 07 2008 at 5:51 PM Rating: Decent
My mom's identity was stolen once. 300$ in phone bills because her damn old boss basically let a illegal immigrant have everyone at the work place's social security code and all the works.


More on Topic: Even though I love the Top gear show, he got owned. hard.
#6 Jan 07 2008 at 6:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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/shrug. If someone has enough of your personal information to convince someone else to give them more information, chances are they will get it. Some of these people put enough effort into it to make it a full time job. Luckily for society it's still easier for identity thieves to target the elderly and television personas.

Do yourselves a favor. Don't get old and buy a shredder.
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#7 Jan 07 2008 at 6:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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I could fix that and put the comma in the right spot, but it's more amusign to leave it as is.

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#8 Jan 07 2008 at 6:37 PM Rating: Decent
Ya Kao, I had to take a double look at that one...
#9 Jan 07 2008 at 7:08 PM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:


Do yourselves a favor. Don't get old and buy a shredder.


have one and I love it....

can never be too carefull..
#11 Jan 08 2008 at 5:13 AM Rating: Good
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Shall we wait two weeks only to see the headline "ID theft faked by celebrity!"
He just wanted to hide 500.

Myself I just tear up things with account info into multiple pieces and spread them among a few different trash cans.

We did have an ID theft when I was at the Md. Historical Society. It was done by our payroll/HR person.
#12 Jan 08 2008 at 5:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:
Samira wrote:
I saw that earlier today. Good stuff.

Nice that whoever purloined the money sent it to a charity.
I thought that, but given his petrol-head, anti-environmentalist rants, they could have made it out to Greenpeace or Friends of the Earth Smiley: glare


I believe the diabetic organization was chosen specifically because they make it easy to donate with only the bank account and routing information.

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#13 Jan 08 2008 at 10:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Smiley: lol
#14 Jan 08 2008 at 11:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hilarious!
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#15 Jan 08 2008 at 3:59 PM Rating: Good
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:


Do yourselves a favor. Don't get old and buy a shredder.


If you don't have a shredder, a good alternative is soaking personal documents containing identifying details in water, then ******** them up really tightly ..Makes it a damn sight harder to open em and get the details XD
#16 Jan 08 2008 at 4:03 PM Rating: Good
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fatalillusiontw wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:


Do yourselves a favor. Don't get old and buy a shredder.


If you don't have a shredder, a good alternative is soaking personal documents containing identifying details in water, then ******** them up really tightly ..Makes it a damn sight harder to open em and get the details XD
I shred all documents with identifiable contents (cross-cut shredder), but just in case Kaolian finds them with his patented un-shredder, I add large scary spiders to the shredded pieces.
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#17 Jan 09 2008 at 11:01 PM Rating: Default
Identify theft is easier then you think. I won't go into detail but all you need is a social security number and your in. THAT'S IT...

You can purchase things without ever being seen. It's quite easy (YES YOU WILL EVENTUALLY GET CAUGHT) if you get stupid but you can do tons of damage with just those simply little numbers.

And its easier to get then you think!

I will just say twice a year your social security number is given out in a public place to most that are smart enought to get it with enough information included in the documents to do the damage. :P

Enought said!!!
#18 Jan 10 2008 at 2:25 AM Rating: Good
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Microsow wrote:
I will just say twice a year your social security number is given out in a public place to most that are smart enought to get it with enough information included in the documents to do the damage.


Ooh, is it like a cookie swap? Do they get a convention room in Vegas and trade numbers, 'cause that would be fun.
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#19 Jan 10 2008 at 4:14 AM Rating: Good
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Twice? I immediately thought of tax season, but I can't count it twice unless you mean federal and state.
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#21 Jan 10 2008 at 6:24 AM Rating: Good
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Fire has proven to be a quite effective and fun way of destroying documents.
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Nobby wrote:
fatalillusiontw wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:


Do yourselves a favor. Don't get old and buy a shredder.


If you don't have a shredder, a good alternative is soaking personal documents containing identifying details in water, then ******** them up really tightly ..Makes it a damn sight harder to open em and get the details XD
I shred all documents with identifiable contents (cross-cut shredder), but just in case Kaolian finds them with his patented un-shredder, I add large scary spiders to the shredded pieces.


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#23 Jan 10 2008 at 7:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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Timelordwho wrote:
Fire has proven to be a quite effective and fun way of destroying documents.


It's even more fun if you wait until someone identity thieves them and THEN light them on fire!

"Wots this then? A credit card statement? Nice... <sniff - sniff> Oi! Wot's goin on? Me knickers are oon fire now! Bloody hell <poof>"
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