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Sexual or nonsexual, what are your fetishes? I have three that I know of.

Eyebrows are my only sexual fetish. I prefer them au natural, the fuller the better, though unibrows are a turn-off. And I like them if trimmed but an interesting shape. Although I don't mind a bushy bush as well, it doesn't seem directly related to that. Maybe because I developed the fetish before experience with actual human females and the resulting toothpicking that sometimes occurs. But of all facial or other features, a good set of brows is what really gets my ***** erecting. Some of my favorite eyebrows: Jennifer Connoly, Rachel Weisz, Sherilyn Fenn, Wilford Brimley.

My main nonsexual fetish is common English words ending in Consonent-U-S. Have no idea why I'm so attracted to them. I've made a master list which I seem to have misplaced. Not a ************ list, have no sexual thoughts here. Some of my favorites: Bonus, incubus, onus, hippopotamus. Though there are 1000s of latin words I don't count them and refuse to acknowledge them as worthy. And yes, all this caucus talk has left me lightheaded.

Second is the sound of a gun being cocked, or shotgun being ratcheted. Maybe it's all the action movies I've seen but that sound and related visual thrills me. I often think of the sound out of nowhere, and am pleased.

Don't be shy!

That's your fetish?

Cowards.

I dig women who have one stump which bleed illegible napkin stains revealing the secrets to buddhist immortality.

Two stumps?

That's fUcking retarded.

C'mon recent vistors, get your fetishes out! It's worth signing up just for this, you won't regret the pyschological relief. Plz choose a username ending with conosonent-u-s btw.

Vaginas.

Eyes and thighs are my thing.

On men or women?

Interesting. Sexual or nonsexual here?

Kind of surprised I'm the only one with nonsexual fetishes. Maybe I'll have something new to talk about with my shrink.

My other sexual fetish, though not very strong, might be those two indentations at the small of a chick's back. Kind of fascinated with that. If I were gay it would be those two chiselled outer edges of the lower abdomen muscles.

Glasses. I loves me a man with specs. That, and a good singing voice. I ended up with my first husband even though I had never really wanted to date him in the first place in large part because I heard him sing.

Not really sure. I just dig the nice chiseled bone look supported by good muscle. I notice them more on men, bicyclers particularly, but I'm not picky.

My eyebrows are one of my best remaining features (no gray).

Um...who are you and why are you harping on this so hard? If one didn't know better, one would think you were in search of new jerk-off material.

Here's a hint: if no one responds to your thread, let it go.

To the one and only fetus loser: I post once every three days, this society is an afterthought. But it's conservative, exclusive, and banal. Will pointing this out help me "fit in"? Obviously not you ignorant ****. I'm bored out of my mind and on my second 40 of King Cobra. So stick that in your barren womb and suck on it.