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#1 Jan 04 2008 at 9:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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After taking care of my brother's family's dog over the Christmas holidays, I noticed a better dynamic than just having my two dogs - sure, the walks were a little trickier, but definitely manageable. Anyhoo, there was less jealousy and strife as opposed to when it was just Snorre, Jr. and Dashiell.

So after some careful consideration, research of shelters and rescues (Warning! - highly addictive and obsessive pastime, I assure you), and some advice from my first ex-wife - a dog behaviorist and currently a director at the Humane Society of America - I decided to adopt another dog - this time I decided on a female - there was simply too much testosterone in the house.

She's a sweet female Labradoor/Poodle mix (i.e., Labradoodle for the cutesy-inclined) from the SPCA. She is between the age of 1 and 1 1/2 years old. She's got an appointment tomorrow for a day of beauty at PetSmart's groomers. She's in serious need of a bath and grooming. I'll post some after-grooming pictures tomorrow.

Her shelter name is Isabella, but I am going to give her a new name. My niece likes the name Panda. I do, too - but since the puppy has a tiny little patch of white on her and the rest of her is black, I thought I'd try to come up with a better fit. Other names in the hopper so far:

Pepper
Moppet
Coffee
Bella (short for her shelter name - but having just divorced a woman of Italian heritage, I'm not really in the mood for anything Italian...except the food).
Precious
Tuppence
Luna
Karma
Gypsy
Sable
Zoe
Sweety
Stripey
PigfUcker
Abbie

I haven't delved too deeply on name lists yet, so I thought I'd see if anyone here cares to come up with some name ideas to add to the hopper. If it's of any help, her personality is very sweet, playful and she is colt-ish in romping.

Dashiell and Snorre, Jr. get along great with her, but there are times when they don't know what to make of this female. She barely sits still with my fumbling attempts at taking a picture of her with my iPhone. The new dynamic is really awesome though - no bickering over toys, etc. I think it's going to work out as planned. I promise no more critters - this is definitely my max limit. If I get any more, you all have permission to come to my house and pummel me about the head and groin. Smiley: yikes







*Edited for adding more names to hopper

Edited, Jan 5th 2008 1:46am by Snorre

Edited, Jan 5th 2008 11:21am by Snorre
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#2 Jan 04 2008 at 10:00 PM Rating: Default
Lol she's cute. I'm sure your males are going to be happy for some estrogen around the house too. Lol I have 2 pups of my own. My pitbull is a lesbian though so I'm guessing my male dog is going to be monk for life.




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Edited, Jan 5th 2008 12:19am by Katie
#3 Jan 04 2008 at 10:34 PM Rating: Decent
Cute dog. My dog's name is Izzy, and female, short for Isabelle. Maybe shorten the shelter name for a more snazzy name like my own?
#4 Jan 05 2008 at 12:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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#5 Jan 05 2008 at 2:20 AM Rating: Good
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How about Abbie? Any of the names you listed are pretty good too.


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#6 Jan 05 2008 at 5:42 AM Rating: Decent
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After taking care of my brother's family's dog over the Christmas holidays, I noticed a better dynamic than just having my two dogs - sure, the walks were a little trickier, but definitely manageable. Anyhoo, there was less jealousy and strife as opposed to when it was just Snorre, Jr. and Dashiell.

So after some careful consideration, research of shelters and rescues (Warning! - highly addictive and obsessive pastime, I assure you), and some advice from my first ex-wife - a dog behaviorist and currently a director at the Humane Society of America - I decided to adopt another dog - this time I decided on a female - there was simply too much testosterone in the house.


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#7 Jan 05 2008 at 5:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

You're certain you're not a lesbian trapped in a man's body? Quick, name two Indigo Girls albums!


You might want to pick something you can't do there big guy.

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#8 Jan 05 2008 at 6:37 AM Rating: Good
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NASA studied group dynamics for very small groups, to help them determine what sort of groups wouldn't kill each other crammed together in a tiny space station.

They found that the very worst combination to send is two males. And the very best combination is groups of three.

When you have two people, when they disagree they fight. In general two males shut in together constantly struggle for dominance.

In a group of three however, there is always a majority vote on every issue that comes up. Every dispute is resolved quickly, and few problems linger. And it dones't have to be the same two that "win" all the time, as far as important disputes go.

In general two people will usually settle into ganging up on the third person on a day to day basis. This might be sad for the third person, but as soon as that person resigns themself to it, the situations settles into happy enough stability.

Edited, Jan 5th 2008 9:39am by Aripyanfar
#9 Jan 05 2008 at 6:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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Aripyanfar wrote:
NASA studied group dynamics for very small groups, to help them determine what sort of groups wouldn't kill each other crammed together in a tiny space station.

They found that the very worst combination to send is two males. And the very best combination is groups of three.

When you have two people, when they disagree they fight. In general two males shut in together constantly struggle for dominance.

In a group of three however, there is always a majority vote on every issue that comes up. Every dispute is resolved quickly, and few problems linger. And it dones't have to be the same two that "win" all the time, as far as important disputes go.

In general two people will usually settle into ganging up on the third person on a day to day basis. This might be sad for the third person, but as soon as that person resigns themself to it, the situations settles into happy enough stability.

Edited, Jan 5th 2008 9:39am by Aripyanfar


haha, NASA....leave them to waste money on what couples/family therapists started writing about decades ago. The triangle has long been held as the most stable of relationship dynamics...much like a three legged table or stool is better than one with four legs.

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#10 Jan 05 2008 at 7:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yes, I realize that my last post has nothing to do with anything but I'm still on my first cup of coffee...so bite me.

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#11 Jan 05 2008 at 8:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:
Stripey or PigfUcker


Excellent choices! Fun fact for ya Nobs - Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson and his wife Francie have a Labradoodle named Dodger.

Abbie's cute - I'll add it to my hopper, thanks Tare!

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Isn't every man a lesbian trapped in a man's body? Smiley: sly I confess - I have the first Indigo Girls CD. Smiley: blush






Edited, Jan 5th 2008 11:20am by Snorre
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#12 Jan 05 2008 at 9:04 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Yes, I realize that my last post has nothing to do with anything but I'm still on my first cup of coffee...so bite me.

Nexa
It's ok. I started it by only being tenuously on subject. Although I would be interested if any dog owners who have had two dogs and three dogs at various times can make any comparisons between humans living together and dogs living together.

PS "The Closer I am To Fine" is one of my favourite songs.

Edited, Jan 5th 2008 12:05pm by Aripyanfar
#13 Jan 05 2008 at 9:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Nexa wrote:
haha, NASA....leave them to waste money on what couples/family therapists started writing about decades ago. The triangle has long been held as the most stable of relationship dynamics...much like a three legged table or stool is better than one with four legs.

Nexa

So, what you're saying is we should go out and get second wives? I'm down with that.
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#14 Jan 05 2008 at 12:22 PM Rating: Good
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More pets than people are always shady. I say name the dog Gynephobia.
#15 Jan 05 2008 at 1:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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You could always name it:

kjhskdrjthlsiudhohv;klesnkjthfgwo;ehjl;skjtgklsje;ltekj;l!
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#16 Jan 05 2008 at 1:51 PM Rating: Decent
Does this apply to aquarium fish like Kaolians? You know he probably has them all named and staring in their own reality TV show on the internet.
#17 Jan 05 2008 at 2:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Debalic wrote:
Nexa wrote:
haha, NASA....leave them to waste money on what couples/family therapists started writing about decades ago. The triangle has long been held as the most stable of relationship dynamics...much like a three legged table or stool is better than one with four legs.

Nexa

So, what you're saying is we should go out and get second wives? I'm down with that.


haha, yes...textbook relationship counselor recommendation!

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#18 Jan 05 2008 at 2:48 PM Rating: Decent
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There's my vote. Quite charming, and it doubles as a great conversation piece. Smiley: thumbsup
#19 Jan 05 2008 at 3:20 PM Rating: Good
Snorre wrote:

Bella (short for her shelter name - but having just divorced a woman of Italian heritage, I'm not really in the mood for anything Italian...except the food).


You could go with Izzie then, which is less Italian. Plus, that dog looks like an Izzie to me.
#20 Jan 05 2008 at 3:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Wait. . .

It's small, hairy, of questionable hygiene, and a dog.

Katie!!
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#21 Jan 05 2008 at 3:31 PM Rating: Decent
Nobby wrote:
Wait. . .

It's small, hairy, of questionable hygiene, and a dog.

Katie!!



Katie couldn't be considered "small" by any stretch of the word.
#22 Jan 05 2008 at 3:43 PM Rating: Good
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Katie couldn't be considered "small" by any stretch of the word.
I was thinking height. (I know she's taller lying down than standing up)
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#23 Jan 05 2008 at 3:57 PM Rating: Decent
Nobby wrote:
I was thinking height. (I know she's taller lying down than standing up)



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#24 Jan 05 2008 at 4:48 PM Rating: Decent
Nobby loves me and thats all that matters!
#25 Jan 05 2008 at 6:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Nobby loves me and thats all that matters!



Even if that "love" involves a fifty-foot pole.
#26 Jan 05 2008 at 7:22 PM Rating: Decent
Lol I'm sure he'll thank you for that compliment. No "hangin like a tuna can" for him.
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