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Convicted (Attempted) Murderer Turns **** Star!Follow

#1 Jan 04 2008 at 11:04 AM Rating: Good
She's Back.....

Amy Fisher, husband promote sex tape

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CNN wrote:
NEW YORK (AP) -- Former "Long Island Lolita" Amy Fisher is joining her husband in trying to market a sex tape, saying, "I always wanted to be No. 1 at something, but I didn't think it would be something like this."

Fisher said her husband, Louis Bellera, sold the sex tape to Red Light District video of Los Angeles in August when he and Fisher were divorcing. They have since reconciled, and Fisher said she took a six-figure payout rather than fight to have the video pulled from the Internet.

As a teenager, Fisher was sent to prison for seven years for shooting Mary Jo Buttafuoco, the wife of her former lover, Joey Buttafuoco. Buttafuoco, twice her age, served time for statutory rape for having sex with a 16-year-old.

Fisher, 33, has written two books and worked as a columnist for the Long Island Press. More recently, she has appeared as a celebrity guest at various clubs.

She admits explaining what she does and why she is famous will be hard to do when her 6-year-old son and 3-year-old daughter get older.


How hard could it be to tell your kids that you're a murdering ****? Albeit, a hot murdering ****. But a murdering **** none the less.

Edited, Jan 4th 2008 2:26pm by Omegavegeta
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#2 Jan 04 2008 at 11:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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Letterman can dust off his Buttafuoco jokes!

I thought Amy Jo survived the shooting? You mean "Attempted murdering".

Edited, Jan 4th 2008 1:14pm by Jophiel
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#3 Jan 04 2008 at 11:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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But, is she a hot, murdering ****?

And if so, what the hell is she doing with these doofuses??
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#4 Jan 04 2008 at 11:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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That is one hard-faced woman.

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#5 Jan 04 2008 at 11:18 AM Rating: Good
I thought Amy Jo died. I was wrong, and edited my title appropriately.

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#6 Jan 04 2008 at 11:24 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
That is one hard-faced woman.


Seriously. She's only 33 for Bob's sake.
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#7 Jan 04 2008 at 11:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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I think she's ugly!!
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#8 Jan 04 2008 at 11:28 AM Rating: Good
Perhaps I've just lowered my standards after turning 26.

Although, there's a very good chance I would have banged her before that.
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#9 Jan 04 2008 at 11:28 AM Rating: Good
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I think she's ugly!!
Nope.


<----- That's me...kinda.
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#10 Jan 04 2008 at 11:32 AM Rating: Decent
I'd still hit it.
#11 Jan 04 2008 at 11:36 AM Rating: Good
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Omegavegeta wrote:
Perhaps I've just lowered my standards after turning 26.

Although, there's a very good chance I would have banged her before that.
She's cute, in a way. But she's one of those people that the personality is the deciding factor on hot or not. Wild stab in the dark says her personality isn't sparkling.
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#12 Jan 04 2008 at 11:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Quote:
Wild stab in the dark


*snicker*
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#13 Jan 04 2008 at 11:42 AM Rating: Good
She's porno hot. Just don't cheat on her, or she'll shoot someone.
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#14 Jan 04 2008 at 11:44 AM Rating: Good
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Omegavegeta wrote:
She's porno hot. Just don't cheat on her, or she'll shoot someone.
Porno hot = buther hot? If so, I agree.
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#15 Jan 04 2008 at 11:55 AM Rating: Decent
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Omegavegeta wrote:
She's porno hot. Just don't cheat on her, or she'll shoot someone.
Porno hot = "lead pipe to the face to try to fix the mess there" hot? If so, I agree.

/seconded.
#16 Jan 04 2008 at 12:44 PM Rating: Decent
shouldnt be suprising. mabe she will get one of those complicated porno plots, "killer bimbo hits chicago" or something, where some private ****(punn intended) finds out about her murderous past and blackmails her into banging him and his police department buddies, all 50 of them, then she goes on a murderous rampage killing them as she is banging them one at a time.

go ahead, take the plot. i wont claim it if it hits the big screen. hahahahaha
#17 Jan 04 2008 at 12:47 PM Rating: Good
At the very least, it should be less annoying than Paris' video.
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#18 Jan 04 2008 at 12:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Omegavegeta wrote:
At the very least, it should be less annoying than Paris' video.
Amy might move now and then?
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#19 Jan 04 2008 at 2:26 PM Rating: Decent
Jophiel wrote:
Omegavegeta wrote:
At the very least, it should be less annoying than Paris' video.
Amy might move now and then?


ROFL

amy is far hotter then paris anyways.
#20 Jan 04 2008 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good
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Singdall wrote:


amy is far hotter then paris anyways.
THAN!!!!! Smiley: motz

Sorry to pick on you Singy, but that's been pissing me off in posts all week.
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#21 Jan 04 2008 at 3:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Amy and Paris should make a sex video, I think they are both ugly.
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#22 Jan 04 2008 at 5:01 PM Rating: Decent
hey nobby, help me out. i can see i goofed, but why than and not then. just my ignorance with english.
#23 Jan 05 2008 at 1:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Than=comparison. Paris is uglier than whatshernuts.

Then=order/time. I ate a burger then some fries.
#24 Jan 05 2008 at 7:14 AM Rating: Good
Duodenum, ****** Superhero wrote:
Than=comparison. Paris is uglier than whatshernuts.

Then=order/time. I ate a burger then some fries.


many thanks. hopefully next time i will not make the same mistake.

[edit to add]

id rate you up if kao would give me back rating... at least give me the power to rate peeps up...:P


Edited, Jan 5th 2008 9:10pm by Singdall
#25 Jan 05 2008 at 12:30 PM Rating: Good
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Homos. No woman that has a ****** is too ugly for ****.
#26 Jan 05 2008 at 12:47 PM Rating: Good
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I respectfully disagrea.
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