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#1 Jan 01 2008 at 2:45 PM Rating: Good
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I just got a call from Jonwin at the hospital.Smiley: cry The are admitting him over night and scheduling surgery on his leg, in the next day or two. I got the job of calling his brother and letting his family know what is going on.

He's calling Jonwin's mom and I will call her and him once I hear more. I still have to call my kids and try to get in touch with my family. I haven't hear from anyone about my dad since Wednesday and he wasn't in his hospital room 2 days ago. I left messages with my sister and brother then, but been too busy to thing about trying to call every few hours to see if they are home.

I suddenly cold and wishing I had company here.

Post something funny. I don't need another evening alone, sitting watching TV.

That reminds me I should make myself something to eat. Not sure when I last had proper meal.

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#2 Jan 01 2008 at 3:09 PM Rating: Good
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On New Years Eve an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU *******!!!!"



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#3 Jan 01 2008 at 3:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Not usually a fan of those jokes but that one had me cackling.
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#4 Jan 01 2008 at 3:19 PM Rating: Good
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Try a joke I haven't heard before.

An Irishman walked out of a Pub.














Liar, no proper Irishman is able to walk out of a Pub.

Now I'm also madSmiley: glare at my sister for not letting me know that my dad was moved to 9th floor and needs Dialysis.

Guess I will have time to see my Dad, when I visit Jonwin tomorrow. Who knows they could end up in the same room if I'm lucky.
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#5 Jan 01 2008 at 5:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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Something funny huh?


Hmm, Ok: Worst joke ever:

An Aardvaark, a Horse, An Ant eater, and Barbra Streisand walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Why the long face?"

Alternate version:

An Aardvaark, a Horse, An Ant eater and Barbra Streisand walk into a bar. They say "Ouch"!


Bad Pun:
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#6 Jan 02 2008 at 7:18 AM Rating: Good
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Just a update before I go see Jonwin at Hospital. surgery is tomorrow and then he'll have to stay 2 more days. Since he'll be off his feet for 3 months, we're going to have to figure how we'll get the house ready for him. Looks like I may get to throw out the ratty couch to make room for a bed downstairs for him.
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#7 Jan 02 2008 at 7:31 AM Rating: Decent
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ElneClare wrote:
Just a update before I go see Jonwin at Hospital. surgery is tomorrow and then he'll have to stay 2 more days. Since he'll be off his feet for 3 months, we're going to have to figure how we'll get the house ready for him. Looks like I may get to throw out the ratty couch to make room for a bed downstairs for him.
Hang in there EC. Hope all goes well with Jonwins surgery.

For Jonwin Smiley: flowers

For you Smiley: flowers


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Who knows they could end up in the same room if I'm lucky.
If my Dad and my husband ended up together in a hospital room, I think I'd have to run away from home.
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#8 Jan 02 2008 at 7:41 PM Rating: Good
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I just got home from seeing a movie, after my daughter kidnap me for the afternoon.

Thankfully my dad is 3 floors and 1 room away from Jonwin. Was fun explaining to folks at desk how I was to visit my finance and father.

Different floors and rooms you sickos.

Dad has new nickname for Jonwin since his last name rhymes with Evil. I just hope he doesn't make a habit of breaking bones. I'm lucky that few words ryhme with my last name. I only get asked if I'm related to a General or Actress.

Saw National Treasure 2. It had a few good laughs during previews for movies coming out next summer. Feature was ok too. The car case through London had it moments.
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#9 Jan 03 2008 at 4:20 AM Rating: Good
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Hang in there, Elne. No one's invulnerable, and at least they're getting the care they need.
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