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Anyone making any worthy New Years resolutions?
This years I think, will be to put more effort into my school work...I'm getting down to the important stuff. It should have more time and care put into it than my previous coursework.
My husband and I will also agree that we need to start padding the retirement account a bit more, as we do most years. It won't likely happen.
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Alma wrote:
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Hmmm...
-Keep on with my regular exercise routine.
-Eat healthier and learn to cook more.
-Take a class or two.
-Get organized and stick to my budget.
Boring stuff, really.
-Keep on with my regular exercise routine.
-Eat healthier and learn to cook more.
-Take a class or two.
-Get organized and stick to my budget.
Boring stuff, really.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I'll quit smoking again.
Yes, again.
**** you.
Nexa
Yes, again.
**** you.
Nexa
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My husband and I will also agree that we need to start padding the retirement account a bit more, as we do most years. It won't likely happen.
The only reliable way for me to do this is to have the bank bleed some money out of my account behind my back. I just never remember to transfer the money over on my own.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Once again, I resolve to make no resolutions. Although I really am going to try and be healthier, just not making a resolution about it.
Best I can hope for is not to kill my son, or at the least drop him on his head.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Best I can hope for is not to kill my son, or at the least drop him on his head.
You'll be a fab dad..
Alma wrote:
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Nadenu, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Once again, I resolve to make no resolutions. Although I really am going to try and be healthier, just not making a resolution about it.
/nod
New Years Resolutions are assured to fail.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Nadenu, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Once again, I resolve to make no resolutions. Although I really am going to try and be healthier, just not making a resolution about it.
You better play with me more this year!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Ok. I resolve to annoy play with Whisky more
I make my New Year's resolutions at 23:55 on 31st Dec every year.
I still break 'em
I still break 'em
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I'm going to resolve to be a kind and considerate man with a tender regard for all living creatures.
Well, not the Dutch, obviously, but all *other* living creatures. **** those wooden shoe wearing 9 fooot tall hash monkeys.
Well, not the Dutch, obviously, but all *other* living creatures. **** those wooden shoe wearing 9 fooot tall hash monkeys.
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I'm going to resolve to be a man with a tender regard for all living creatures.
Alma wrote:
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I resolve to nuke more thingies!
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Smasharoo wrote:
I'm going to resolve to be a kind and considerate man with a tender regard for all living creatures.
Well, not the Dutch, obviously, but all *other* living creatures. @#%^ those wooden shoe wearing 9 fooot tall hash monkeys.
Well, not the Dutch, obviously, but all *other* living creatures. @#%^ those wooden shoe wearing 9 fooot tall hash monkeys.
What, they're all taller than Rik??
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Same thing as every year, lose weight, save money, spend more quality time with the family.
New Year's Resolutions always fail. So here's mine:
I resolve to:
Spend less time with friends and family.
Get more anonymous sex.
Drink more.
Play more video games.
Be more of an *******.
Smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day.
Exercise less.
Eat lots of junk food.
Not be a non-bad influence upon the lives of others. (triple negative)
I resolve to:
Spend less time with friends and family.
Get more anonymous sex.
Drink more.
Play more video games.
Be more of an *******.
Smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day.
Exercise less.
Eat lots of junk food.
Not be a non-bad influence upon the lives of others. (triple negative)
I never do them. I was toying with the idea on quitting smoking, however, there are a few things I need to clear up that take time, before I can safely say my stress levels are at the point where I wont need them as my crutch. Soooo, I guess I resolve not to have resolutions again this year.
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