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#1 Dec 27 2007 at 4:40 AM Rating: Good
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I was watching one of my favorite shows last night with Joph, that we affectionately refer to as "SVOO", and I noticed one of the guest stars was Cynthia Nixon, of SaTC fame. I commented to Joph that while, on occasion I've seen her look good, she truly looked like a troll unless serious attention was paid to how she was styled, which of course, was not the case on SVU. He gave me a truly derisive look and immediately nixed my veredict (logical fallacy!!) because yes, I am one of the people who thinks Sarah Jessica Parker is attractive. What do you guys think?
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot.
Then that makes me a foot fetishist! :2 (4.9%)
Meh, with the right shoe any foot is sexy.:5 (12.2%)
She scares and angers me.:12 (29.3%)
If a foot steps in the dark, is it really a foot?:2 (4.9%)
Nobby is an twunt. :20 (48.8%)
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#2 Dec 27 2007 at 4:51 AM Rating: Good
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Hmmm.

She can look not so great too.

At least she's interesting to look at though.
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#3 Dec 27 2007 at 5:01 AM Rating: Decent
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When I first noticed SJP was in a movie I watched maybe 15 or more years ago with Chevy Chase (California or Malibu something or other). I noticed her because I thought she was adorable.

She's a decent actress and has aged ok. So meh. I just watched the Producers the night before last. Her hubby is certainly nothing exceptional in the looks department.
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#4 Dec 27 2007 at 5:02 AM Rating: Good
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Princess Tare wrote:
At least she's interesting to look at though.
Yep. I do think her attraction lies in that. She has a sparkle, not to mention her body will just not quit.

Edited, Dec 27th 2007 7:04am by Atomicflea
#5 Dec 27 2007 at 6:26 AM Rating: Good
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She doesn't do it for me. I like her as an actress though.
#6 Dec 27 2007 at 12:24 PM Rating: Good
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I always thought SJP was pretty hawt. Agreed she has a smokin' bod, and it also helps that she seems to be a genuinely nice person. She does have a hell of a nose on her, but I guess some things can be overlooked.

Of course everyone knows my standards are pretty low, 2 holes and a heartbeat are 2 of a relatively short list of requirements.
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#7 Dec 27 2007 at 1:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nadenu, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
I like her as an actress though.
I can't stand her. I could even forgive her looks (generous of me, I know) if she had some acting chops.

Every film I've ever seen her in (not to mention the few times I've actually watched Sex & the City), I've completely failed to empathise with her character at all. Eventually it occured to me that the issue wasn't me -- it was just that she really sucked as an actress and couldn't elict any pathos from me.
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#8 Dec 27 2007 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good
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SJP is FUG.
#9 Dec 27 2007 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
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And come on Flea, her body never even started. She's just skinny. I thought you had better taste than that.

*looks at Joph*

Huh.
#10 Dec 27 2007 at 1:32 PM Rating: Good
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Sarah Jessica Parker is a dead ringer for Howard Stern in drag.

Seriously.
#11 Dec 27 2007 at 4:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Eventually it occured to me that the issue wasn't me -- it was just that she really sucked as an actress and couldn't elict any pathos from me.

You clearly just hate Jews.

I didn't find any of the Sex and the City women anything more than average.

Of course, I'd likely start throwing things at the television if subjected to any of the monumentally horrid acting taking place on any of the Law and Order franchises, so opinions vary, I suppose.

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You clearly just hate Jews.
That goes without saying.

SJP is Jewish?
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#13 Dec 27 2007 at 5:06 PM Rating: Decent
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SJP is Jewish?


I'd assume so. She seems awfully jewwy.

Let me check.

Hmm, the kindly peace loving folks at Jew-Watch say yes!

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Smasharoo wrote:
She seems awfully jewwy.
I assumed that was New York I saw in her.

Then again, if she's from New York and not a negro, I guess she must be Jewish.
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#15 Dec 27 2007 at 6:25 PM Rating: Good
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Oh no, I beg to differ. She has amazing legs and quite a rack. I've never been that toned, though I'd love to be.

Y'all just hate.
#16 Dec 27 2007 at 11:15 PM Rating: Good
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SJP strongly resembles a horse. And, no, she is distinctly unattractive.

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#17 Dec 27 2007 at 11:29 PM Rating: Good
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Flea, as much as I applaud your use of links and pictures of women, could you make them hot? Hot pictures of women, I mean?

Thanks.



SJP is one of those women, when her face is pictured in the right light, I would kil people to be with her, and at other times she looks long. Long and gangly, like a horse.
#18 Dec 28 2007 at 3:54 AM Rating: Good
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The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Flea, as much as I applaud your use of links and pictures of women, could you make them hot? Hot pictures of women, I mean?

Okay.

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#19 Dec 28 2007 at 4:44 AM Rating: Decent
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SJP is a horsefaced troll.
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#20 Dec 30 2007 at 12:02 AM Rating: Decent
Atomicflea wrote:
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Flea, as much as I applaud your use of links and pictures of women, could you make them hot? Hot pictures of women, I mean?

Okay.

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Thanks.
Don't mention it!!!


From the neck down is Totally do-able.

SJP's parents could be Howard Stern and a Horse. Wait, redundant, my bad. Howard Stern, and a Female Horse.

Yet she is still admittedly doable... Sometimes... Definitely not the episode where she's late for a photo shoot and they take a pic of her while smoking a cig with no make-up on... Yuck with a capital why.
#21 Dec 30 2007 at 2:58 AM Rating: Good
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A capital why, indeed.
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#22 Dec 30 2007 at 6:04 AM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Flea, as much as I applaud your use of links and pictures of women, could you make them hot? Hot pictures of women, I mean?

Okay.

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Thanks.
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"Old Glory" can fix that Smiley: grin
#23 Dec 30 2007 at 6:11 AM Rating: Good
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Totem wrote:
SJP strongly resembles a horse. And, no, she is distinctly unattractive.

It was a shame when she broke her leg in the Preakness, but I am sure her handlers loved the media attention and the nations (brief) sympathy.
#24 Dec 30 2007 at 9:56 AM Rating: Good
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If I could Rack© this I would. But I don't want to step on certain Asylumites toes.
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#25 Dec 30 2007 at 2:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Meh sums up my opinion of SJP. She should do something about that big growth on the side of her chin.

Anyways, I've been meaning to bring up something about her. Since I've been working weekends at Steve & Barry's, where her line of clothing, Bitten, is sold, they have TVs showing music video and promo spots/interviews. At one point she says something that really threw me at first: "Your financial status should not affect your standard of living."

Now, that sounds kind of dumb on the surface, but when I think more about it I like the idea. I'll take Donald trump's quality of life on my $600/week pay.
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#26 Dec 30 2007 at 4:05 PM Rating: Good
If you stick pictures of little girls' faces on SJP's head, she's kinda hot.
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