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#1 Dec 26 2007 at 12:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Trib wrote:
A Naperville man was critically injured early Wednesday when he was hit by a semitrailer on Interstate Highway 294 in Des Plaines as he fled the scene of a stabbing, authorities said this afternoon.
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The employee apparently was waiting for his boss to show up before the boss went to a gym for his usual morning workout, Prandini said. The employee told his boss that his vehicle had broken down, and the boss allowed the employee to get into his car. The employee pulled a steak knife from his duffel bag and stabbed his employer, Prandini said.

The man then ran away and got onto the northbound lanes of the Tri-State Tollway at Touhy Avenue, where the semi hit him, throwing him 30 feet, said Master Sgt. Carlita Joe of the Illinois State Police.
I bet he didn't predict that little flaw in his cunning plan Smiley: laugh
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#2 Dec 26 2007 at 1:04 PM Rating: Good
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That's all I have to say.
#3 Dec 26 2007 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
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Weeee!
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#4 Dec 29 2007 at 10:50 AM Rating: Good
This is almost as good as what happened to me a few days ago.

I'm driving on the highway, in the speed lane going about 80MPH when someone starts coming up behind me really fast. So he gets right up behind me and starts flashing his lights, honking his horn, giving me the finger and everything. Now, I was about to go in the right lane and just let him go, but if he wants to be a jerk, I'm gonna have fun. So I start slowing down intil I'm line with the car in the middle lane..going about 50mph at this point now.

And just so you know, there was no one behind him, so I was only holding this one guy up. So I go along like this for about 5 mins when he zooms all the way over to the right, cuts in front of everyone in the 3rd lane and then speeds ahead at about 100mph.

So, about 4 or 5 miles down the road, what do I see but that same guy being pulled over by a Statey.

Made my day.
#5 Dec 29 2007 at 3:42 PM Rating: Decent
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DaimenKain wrote:
So I start slowing down intil I'm line with the car in the middle lane..going about 50mph at this point now.
I would have run you off the road here in the UK.

In USA I'd have shot you in the side of the head.


Trundling along at 80, why not just get out of his way and acknowledge he's an idiot?

People like you keep our emergency rooms busy.

'tard Smiley: rolleyes
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#6 Dec 30 2007 at 10:18 AM Rating: Excellent
Nobby wrote:
DaimenKain wrote:
So I start slowing down intil I'm line with the car in the middle lane..going about 50mph at this point now.
I would have run you off the road here in the UK.

In USA I'd have shot you in the side of the head.


Trundling along at 80, why not just get out of his way and acknowledge he's an idiot?

People like you keep our emergency rooms busy.

'tard Smiley: rolleyes


I was in the process of getting out of the way. I don't have a problem with letting people go ahead of me. It's just he got right behind me and in .2 seconds he's flashing his lights, flipping the bird, etc. So, he wants to be an impatient jerk, I'm gonna be a very patient jerk in response.

Your threat about shooting me in the head was very scary, though. I've started to wear a bulletproof helmet in case you ever leave a computer and are driving behind me.
#7 Dec 30 2007 at 10:26 AM Rating: Good
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Pfft, there are no guns in the UK. Smiley: rolleyes

Speels gud!

Edited, Dec 30th 2007 10:26am by Tare
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#8 Dec 30 2007 at 10:33 AM Rating: Decent
Princess Tare wrote:
Pfft, there are no guns in the UK. Smiley: rolleyes



Edited, Dec 30th 2007 10:26am by Tare


He could be friends with James Bond.
#9 Dec 30 2007 at 12:33 PM Rating: Good
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No, but knowing Nobby, he's probably romanced Moneypenny.
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#10 Dec 31 2007 at 6:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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Preferably pre-mortem.
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#18 Dec 31 2007 at 12:35 PM Rating: Decent
Samira wrote:
Preferably pre-mortem.


Pre-mortem but post-abortion.
#19 Dec 31 2007 at 2:54 PM Rating: Decent
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DaimenKain wrote:
Samira wrote:
Preferably pre-mortem.


Pre-mortem but post-abortion.


That makes no sense.
#20 Dec 31 2007 at 4:52 PM Rating: Default
Lord Justdistaint wrote:
DaimenKain wrote:
Samira wrote:
Preferably pre-mortem.


Pre-mortem but post-abortion.


That makes no sense.


Not really...before she dies but right after she has an abortion.



You weren't really supposed to think about it this much, though.
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