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you mean, you didnt catch it and roast it for Xmas dinner? 
We couldn't get it to hold still to baste it properly, so we gave up :/.
Ground-breaking will begin today on the new wing of the estate to house all of the landfill crap the kid got. Grandparents, aunts and uncles and over-indulgent parents = lots and lots of toys no one really needs. Books and clothes rounded out the haul. My wife made out like a bandit because I have no self control. I got some XBox games and some cooking stuff (mini cheesecake pan will come in mighty handy).
Breakfast at home early and then off to the folks house for dinner. Sister goes and gets engaged to steal everyone's thunder. Self important ****.
Breakfast at home early and then off to the folks house for dinner. Sister goes and gets engaged to steal everyone's thunder. Self important ****.
Totem wrote:
/gnome dance
Totem
Totem
Nothing to do with Christmas, but I thought of you the other day. I saw a man walking a standard Schnauzer and thought of your doggies, to be specific.
I'd never seen a standard Schnauzer. I didn't know there was such a thing. Very cool dog.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
I shared a bottle of wine with my daughter last night at dinner (we didn't finish it). First time I've indulged with the offspring, eh. 
(I didn't get a wii for x-mas despite it being at the top of my list. I got TWO cheese-slicers..
)
(I didn't get a wii for x-mas despite it being at the top of my list. I got TWO cheese-slicers..
)DOh! I'm thinking a regifting of a cheese slicer is in someones future. Hope you get your Wii. I went out and bought Zelda for mine the other night. Much fun to be had in Katie's house!
I've never 'regifted' before..I think it would feel funny.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
what's up with the cheese slicers as gifts this year? Someone I know got me a cheese grater 
tooo many eeeeeeees
Edited, Dec 26th 2007 10:28am by DSD
tooo many eeeeeeees
Edited, Dec 26th 2007 10:28am by DSD
Samira wrote:
Nothing to do with Christmas, but I thought of you the other day. I saw a man walking a standard Schnauzer and thought of your doggies, to be specific.
I'd never seen a standard Schnauzer. I didn't know there was such a thing. Very cool dog.
I'd never seen a standard Schnauzer. I didn't know there was such a thing. Very cool dog.
Doesn't Totem have standard Poodles? Didn't know he had a Schnauzer as well. Awesome!
Gifts so far:
Manslayer by Nathan Long (Gotrek and Felix Warhammer novel)
The Orc King by R. A. Salvatore
Making Money by Terry Pratchett
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson
The Complete Far Side by Gary Larson
Mass Effect for X-Box 360
Assassin's Creed for X-Box 360
Futurama movie - Bender's Big Score
The Simpson's Movie
The Bourne Ultimatum
Cash (always a winner!)
Christmas cookies
and a little something I bought for my creative endeavors that should arrive in a day or two: Cintiq 12WX
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
X-Box 360 Gamer Tag - Smogster
X-Box 360 Gamer Tag - Smogster
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Doesn't Totem have standard Poodles? Didn't know he had a Schnauzer as well. Awesome!
No, he does have poodles. It's just that standard poodles are as different from minis as standard Schnauzers are from the ones you generally see.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Thus far:
-Books: A Thousand Splendid Suns (which I'm three quarters of the way through and currently puffy-eyed over) and The Jane Austen Book Club
-Jeopardy! Home Game
-Pajamas
-Two calendars (one is a one a day office-dare calendar that I plan on bringing to work and attempting to carry out regularly.
-Cash! Woot!
-A cinnamon ornament made by Hannah
-A stoneware bread pan with beer-bread mix
-A yankee candle, already regifted
-More cash, woot!
-A pastry blender, a suspected regift
Hannah got a ridonkulous amount of stuff, and she's having a ball. She was also upgraded to a big-girl room, and I'm amazed she actually slept through the night in her bed when she had the ability to run around her room. I haven't gone to boyfriend's yet. I think I have about a trunkload of stuff for him and his family, haha.
Nexa
-Books: A Thousand Splendid Suns (which I'm three quarters of the way through and currently puffy-eyed over) and The Jane Austen Book Club
-Jeopardy! Home Game
-Pajamas
-Two calendars (one is a one a day office-dare calendar that I plan on bringing to work and attempting to carry out regularly.
-Cash! Woot!
-A cinnamon ornament made by Hannah
-A stoneware bread pan with beer-bread mix
-A yankee candle, already regifted
-More cash, woot!
-A pastry blender, a suspected regift
Hannah got a ridonkulous amount of stuff, and she's having a ball. She was also upgraded to a big-girl room, and I'm amazed she actually slept through the night in her bed when she had the ability to run around her room. I haven't gone to boyfriend's yet. I think I have about a trunkload of stuff for him and his family, haha.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I think I have about a trunkload of stuff for him and his family, haha.
Yay!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Did Smash just say "yay!"
Dear god Nexa, what have you done to him???
Dear god Nexa, what have you done to him???
Dear god Nexa, what have you done to him???
I really can't get into it, but it involves an eggplant, a slip and slide, and a case of 30 wt motor oil.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
/mourn eggplant
The rest sounds great, though
The rest sounds great, though
Merry Christmas all!! I had a pretty rough one, but things are looking up now.
Thankfully due to us insisting that our kids receive clothes, our house doesn't look like an annex of China.
My brother got me this really expensive LG portable DVD player. I watched Children of Men on it and the resolution is really awesome. The screen swivels and flips and all these neatass things. It's the most beautiful and expensive gift he's ever given me (since he's finally not broke this year).
I got a Sansa MP3 player from a good friend, books I wanted (A Thousand Splendid Suns, hardcover versions of Neverending Story and Where the Red Fern Grows), dinner gift cards to Sam Choy's, and a $50 gift card to Sephora from the Mr.
Thankfully due to us insisting that our kids receive clothes, our house doesn't look like an annex of China.
My brother got me this really expensive LG portable DVD player. I watched Children of Men on it and the resolution is really awesome. The screen swivels and flips and all these neatass things. It's the most beautiful and expensive gift he's ever given me (since he's finally not broke this year).
I got a Sansa MP3 player from a good friend, books I wanted (A Thousand Splendid Suns, hardcover versions of Neverending Story and Where the Red Fern Grows), dinner gift cards to Sam Choy's, and a $50 gift card to Sephora from the Mr.
Quote:
-Jeopardy! Home Game
does it come with cardboard cut outs of Assylumites that sit on your couch, eating breakfast and yelling out the wrong answers too? Mistress DSD wrote:
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-Jeopardy! Home Game
does it come with cardboard cut outs of Assylumites that sit on your couch, eating breakfast and yelling out the wrong answers too? I'm making those currently. It's a good thing that I took so many pictures in Chicago!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I've got those cheese slicers beat by a mile. I got an Ove Glove!/
Kitca got me a shiney new 22" HD flat screen monitor which is making me a very happy gamer, and other fun items. We had my family over. Kitca and I were both wrecks by the end of the night (on accounta we were too busy to even drink).
It was fun, but I'm glad it's done.
Kitca got me a shiney new 22" HD flat screen monitor which is making me a very happy gamer, and other fun items. We had my family over. Kitca and I were both wrecks by the end of the night (on accounta we were too busy to even drink).
It was fun, but I'm glad it's done.
Merry (somewhat belated) Christmas!
Ended up just being with family, nothing too special. It's the first time we've all been together in three to four years, so my mother was thrilled, if nothing else.
Ended up just being with family, nothing too special. It's the first time we've all been together in three to four years, so my mother was thrilled, if nothing else.
Proud citizen of Miranda.
-Currently on Pochacco Server of Hello Kitty Online.
-Currently on Pochacco Server of Hello Kitty Online.
Merry Christmas you bloody *********
I was in Paris to see my family, we drank loads of Champagne and ate half the cow population of France, it was absolutely lovely.
Glad to see you all had a good time, and I wish you all the best go fUck yourselves in the world!
I was in Paris to see my family, we drank loads of Champagne and ate half the cow population of France, it was absolutely lovely.
Glad to see you all had a good time, and I wish you all the best go fUck yourselves in the world!
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