Merry Christmas, AssylumFollow

I was up almost every hour last night (thanks Jack), it's 5 am and I am up for the day (thanks Jack), I want to smother myself already (thanks Jack) and a whole Christmas day is still ahead.

Merry Fucking Christmas.

Merry Christmas to you all!

I'm thinking Jack should have been introduced to a little bit of liquor in his milk so he'd settle down and go to sleep. What? Santa would have thanked you I'm sure!

I'm still awake. My younger sister (18 yo) has been staying with me almost constant since Mr.Katie is off playing GI-Joe. She comes in about 5am this morning from a date and I greet her with the news she is going home to Mom's today. I want my house back. I don't have kids and don't feel I should have to pick up after one that isn't my own. Nor should I be the one thats up worried about whether or not she's going to get home ok because her battery was dead earlier. Good kid, first year of college but my house is not a dorm hall. I miss my peace and quite. I miss my nice clean house. I miss my house not smelling like smoke because her BF smokes like a chimney. I miss not having to go search down towels and not washing/folding cloths that aren't mine. I'd charge rent except she doesn't earn enough with her part time job to pay. So out she goes, back to our Moms where she can get her laundry done by mom and have all her food and bills provided for. Merry Christmas Katie!

That and I don't have to worry about her hearing my BOB from down the hall late at night. I don't know why I'd be self conscious about that, it's my damn house!

I get off @ 7 a.m. so I can go sleep through Christmas and come back in tonight. And I'm one of the only Christians at work

Merry Christmas all!

I can never get to sleep on Christmas Eve - so I was up until about 5am on the Interwebs looking at tri-state dog shelters. Since I seem to be handling 3 dogs ok, I'm probably going to adopt a little female dog to offset all the testosterone in the house. Of course, not until Stanley goes back to his family (my brother's family) which isn't until this Saturday.

I spent the morning giving out treats and their stocking stuffers - 3 small soft stuffed animals. I'm regretting the gorilla choice - when squeezed you hear, quite loudly, "Oo Oo!! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!!" (and it isn't sex screams...well unless they're ape sex screams!)

Then I pooper-scooped the yard - always a fun activity. I love the smell of dog doody in the morning.

I'll hold off on disclosing my Christmas lewt until someone puts up the yearly thread for it.

Yay Flea! Update: I'm still at work. I have opened no presents

In just for the Xmas avatar.

Keep your opinions to yourself. I got the same book for my dad, and I plan on reading it when he's done.

I shared a bottle of wine with my daughter last night at dinner (we didn't finish it). First time I've indulged with the offspring, eh.

(I didn't get a wii for x-mas despite it being at the top of my list. I got TWO cheese-slicers..)

DOh! I'm thinking a regifting of a cheese slicer is in someones future. Hope you get your Wii. I went out and bought Zelda for mine the other night. Much fun to be had in Katie's house!

Jonny over-acted, Keira pouted, Keef leered and Bill CGI'd.

Great movie

(I think I captured its essence in that anti-gbajiesque review)

Merry Christmas. I got a couple nice gifts and gift certificates. The past couple days were rough, had a party Sunday and lots of hard liquor was involved. One of these days I'll learn.

I was waking up every 2 hours last night thanks to my irritable bowels. Then when it was time to actually get up for the day my right hip wouldn't work properly and I couldn't stand. Eventually we were on our way upstate.

We had a nice breakfast at the diner where my mother-in-law works, then went up to my mom's house. My brother, his pregnant fiancee and her daughter finally came home after 7pm and we opened presents. And I just now got home.

It was a great Christmas; we got a lot of stuff for the baby (a second! crib, a Mozart CD, notice that a stroller/car seat/carrier was on the way) and then stuff for us which included tee-shirts, candles, books, etc.