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#1 Dec 22 2007 at 10:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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On another forum (the Straight Dope Message Board), there are some pretty conservative posters (and a lot more liberal ones). One of these, Scylla, is about as Republican as you could hope to find. A true Bush apologist. Gbaji-esque in spirit and dogma if not in writing style.

Scylla decided that, regarding the waterboarding debate, the best way to gain credibility with his opinion on the topic would be to experience it. So he waterboarded himself.

I doubt his experiences will change any opinions here but I thought it was an interesting read.
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#2 Dec 22 2007 at 10:59 PM Rating: Decent
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It's an interesting read, but I was under the perhaps mistaken impression that his experience was allready the consensus view of the experience. Are there people somewhere arguing that it's not unpleasent? I think the arguments tend more towards "it's not permenantly damaging and rarely results in injury"
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Are there people somewhere arguing that it's not unpleasent?
No, rather his opinion about it being torture (versus "strenuous interrogation" or whatever other legalistic term) changed. Or, in his words, "It's horrible, terrible, inhuman torture. [...] You can't do this to another human being and stay human and remain moral."

Edited, Dec 23rd 2007 1:45am by Jophiel
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#4 Dec 23 2007 at 2:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Interesting, but not scientifically valid.

Everybody knows terrorists' anatomy is different to that of good honest law-abiding americans,and Muslims can breathe through their toenails (hence the sandals).

(Can't say I believe the OP, but well-written)
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#5 Dec 23 2007 at 3:23 AM Rating: Good
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My only question is, do people post on this board. More than one reply a day?

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#6 Dec 23 2007 at 4:55 AM Rating: Excellent
I think everyone in the Bush Administration should follow this person's example, with a couple exceptions.

Firstly: They wouldn't get to do it on themselves. Instead, Katrina refugees will be administering the waterboarding.

Secondly: It would be show live on Pay Per View. As capitalists, it would be silly not to charge to watch it.
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#7 Dec 23 2007 at 8:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:
(Can't say I believe the OP, but well-written)
I'm inclinded to believe him if only because his claims that...
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If we are going to waterboard, we might as well be doing electroshock, beatings, etc. or other forms of "uncivilized" medieval torture. It's just as bad and worse than most
..goes directly against his previous political stances and arguments. I can't prove anything; that's just my opinion as a long-time poster on the board.

Edited, Dec 23rd 2007 10:25am by Jophiel
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#8 Dec 23 2007 at 9:13 AM Rating: Decent
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Did the op state if he intended to do anything with this new-found knowledge?

My 30-Day free trial at Straight-dope expired..Smiley: frown
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#9 Dec 23 2007 at 3:46 PM Rating: Decent
I have no issues with fingernail ripping out, pure pain style torture.
I have no issues with lights on, lights off, loud music, stress position style mental torture.
I have no issues with simulated drowning torture.
I have no issues with bringing in the children or wife of the suspect and shooting them in the f'ucking head torture.

Whatever it takes. Don't go to a muzzy training camp or pack explosives in your shoe, you f'ucking moron.
#10 Dec 23 2007 at 3:54 PM Rating: Good
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It isn't relevant what you personally think about torture. The real question is whether we're violating the terms of the Geneva Convention. I'm not sure where you think that your feelings should enter into it at all.
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#11 Dec 23 2007 at 3:57 PM Rating: Decent
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It isn't relevant what you personally think about torture. The real question is whether we're violating the terms of the Geneva Convention. I'm not sure where you think that your feelings should enter into it at all.

The Geneva Convention applies to prisoners of war. F'uck off.
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It isn't relevant what you personally think about torture. The real question is whether we're violating the terms of the Geneva Convention. I'm not sure where you think that your feelings should enter into it at all.

The Geneva Convention applies to prisoners of war. F'uck off.


Reterming people as "Enemy combatants" is just another way of attempting to avoid both national and international laws. No wonder our international relations and legitimacy in the world is down the *******.
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#13 Dec 23 2007 at 5:23 PM Rating: Decent
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No wonder our international relations and legitimacy in the world is down the sh*tter.

Kinda like how the new French president lauded us to the world in a speech to congress and like how we still have more people trying to get here than we know what to do with.

Maybe they hate us for our thriving economy and endless opportunity for anyone willing to take it?

If you want to talk about international agreements, the language of which are negotiated down to the last comma and line break, like they are letter law then don't act like a whiny c'unt when they're treated as such and worked around in perfectly legitimate ways. Beef? Change the law.

And my feelings on the issue matter because I vote. Educate yourself before you try to talk with the grown ups.

Now, f'uck off.
#14REDACTED, Posted: Dec 23 2007 at 5:27 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Yes, because obviously waterboarding yourself in a controlled environment (controlled by you) has the exact same mental and physical effects on you as when it's done to you unwillingly and by people you know don't care if you die.
#15 Dec 23 2007 at 5:29 PM Rating: Decent
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MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
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No wonder our international relations and legitimacy in the world is down the sh*tter.

Kinda like how the new French president lauded us to the world in a speech to congress and like how we still have more people trying to get here than we know what to do with.

Maybe they hate us for our thriving economy and endless opportunity for anyone willing to take it?

If you want to talk about international agreements, the language of which are negotiated down to the last comma and line break, like they are letter law then don't act like a whiny c'unt when they're treated as such and worked around in perfectly legitimate ways. Beef? Change the law.

And my feelings on the issue matter because I vote. Educate yourself before you try to talk with the grown ups.

Now, f'uck off.
And thus do we define the spirit of 'we'.

While Geneva is important in context, it's irrelevant here.

Yes, torture belittles the values of the inflicter, but that's a different debate.
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#16 Dec 23 2007 at 5:35 PM Rating: Good
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Yes, torture belittles the values of the inflicter, but that's a different debate.

The thing is, I do not fundamentally disagree with this.

I wouldn't disagree with calling torture reprehensible. I would agree that committing acts of torture should be a criminally punishable offense and if we caught someone doing it they should be prosecuted for it.

I would also volunteer for the job and take the consequences happily if it gained information that saved American lives.
#17 Dec 23 2007 at 5:36 PM Rating: Default
But we want peace and freedom for all nations! And the terrorists are naughty, evil people who want to destroy democracy and freedom.

But if you get in the way of how we want the peace and freedom, you're gonna get f'in tortured. WE'RE not terrorists, oh no.

The Good Ol' American Way.
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Yes, because obviously waterboarding yourself in a controlled environment (controlled by you) has the exact same mental and physical effects on you as when it's done to you unwillingly and by people you know don't care if you die.
Who made that point? He said that it was a horrible experience and shouldn't be done by a moral, civilized nation. Obviously, if anything, having it done against your will would make it more so.

I could see your point if he had said "It wasn't bad at all" but he didn't and I have no clue where you're coming from.
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I thought the whole debate about waterboarding and whether it was torture or not, stemmed from the attorney general saying he wouln't allow the CIA to use torture for interrogation, but wouldn't go so far as to call waterboarding torture.

So, if the US has a 'torture policy' I guess what I would argue, and this guys experiment seems to support, is that waterboarding IS torture and should not be used for interrogation....by our CIA...or on enemy combatants.

I guess I'd also argue that just the fact that it is used, is because it works, which must be because it's tortuous..Smiley: grin
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#20 Dec 23 2007 at 7:44 PM Rating: Good
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There was no question posed in Joph's OP, so I will comment on a free thinking basis.

The fact that the man would rather have his fingers smashed with a sledgehammer makes me want to try this, since there's no permanent damage if the victim does not go unconscious.

The definition of a prisoner of war must be expanded in our minds to include people other than an army of a country that has had war declared upon them. Why? Because now, we don't wage war on countries, we declare war upon lifestyles and ideologies. If one captures terrorists in a war on terror, are they not prisoners of war?
#21 Dec 23 2007 at 7:58 PM Rating: Decent
Torture is wrong. There is nothing anyone can know nothing anyone can do that makes them deserve to be tortured. No human being should be put through an act that would make them say or think just kill me instead and mean it. If it is something that you yourself would not willingly subject yourself to it after hearing what it is like. Then you have no right to do that unto others. If someone knows information you need then convince them through reason and rewards to tell you. If they refuse and will never give up their beliefs then put them on trial in a public court that any normal POW or citizen who was picked up for suspicion would go through.

Labeling someone as an enemy combatant doesn't make them inhuman or does it remove them of their constitutional right to a trial. There is no part in the BOR that says everyone gets a fair trial oh unless the man in charge says they're a bad man.

Edited, Dec 23rd 2007 11:02pm by manwithplanx
#22 Dec 23 2007 at 8:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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I guess I would question the definition of torture. If you call it any act against a prisoner that causes measureable physical trauma, that would allow things like Electroshock and other interesting, yet hardly Physically damaging methods to be used.

You also can't simply rely on a "mental trauma" definition, because capture and interrogation in its own right is somewhat traumatizing. The degree of mental trauma experianced is something that is entirely subjective and case specific.

There is a very fine line in the art of interrogation. If you push things too far, you'll get garbage information along with anything good, and in a time critical situation you'll end up wasteing time rather than gaining any insight.

From what I have seen, waterboarding looks like a rather mild form of intensive interrogation compared to Sodium penthol, the ol' 12 volt battery7, jumper cables, and wet sponges trick, or rubber hose beatings, etc.
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#23 Dec 24 2007 at 2:09 AM Rating: Good
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The definition of a prisoner of war must be expanded in our minds to include people other than an army of a country that has had war declared upon them. Why? Because now, we don't wage war on countries, we declare war upon lifestyles and ideologies. If one captures terrorists in a war on terror, are they not prisoners of war?


The way I understand by reading, the Geneva Convention needs no changes.

Geneva Convention relative to the Treatment of Prisoners of War wrote:
In addition to the provisions which shall be implemented in peace time, the present Convention shall apply to all cases of declared war or of any other armed conflict which may arise between two or more of the High Contracting Parties, even if the state of war is not recognized by one of them.


Geneva Convention relative to the Treatment of Prisoners of War wrote:
Members of other militias and members of other volunteer corps, including those of organized resistance movements, belonging to a Party to the conflict and operating in or outside their own territory, even if this territory is occupied, provided that such militias or volunteer corps, including such organized resistance movements, fulfil the following conditions:

(a) That of being commanded by a person responsible for his subordinates;

(b) That of having a fixed distinctive sign recognizable at a distance;

(c) That of carrying arms openly;

(d) That of conducting their operations in accordance with the laws and customs of war.



Feel free to correct me, but by my interpretation any armed organization in a conflict can be treated as an 'army' provided they wear uniforms, don't conceal their weapons, refrain from targeting civilians, and have an effective chain of command.

All jokes about our own 'effective chain of command' aside, I don't feel that many of the organizations currently carrying out so called acts of terrorism comply with all of these requirements.

Source: UN Office of the High Commissioner for Human Rights
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#25 Dec 24 2007 at 8:04 AM Rating: Good
Everyone needs to feel that their opinions are important, Mr. Grinch. All you really need to do is fawn excessively and laud the lengthy posting career of the poster in question and you can contribute to the holiday cheer of anyone.
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No human being should be put through an act that would make them say or think just kill me instead and mean it.


You mean like going to a Dane Cook concert?

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