For those of you who celebrate it on religious grounds, Allah H'u Akhbar.
For those who want a secular binge of over-indulgence, may your hangovers be brief, your condoms be robust, and your underwear flame-resitant.
For those with kiddy-blinkies, enjoy every precious moment, you lucky cUnts.
For those spending Christmas alone, may your bandwidth deal with the demands of your appetite for **** and torrented Xmas movies.
Either way. Go FUck yourselves!
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