But I was thinking of some specifics.
- Those cheap foil-wrapped chocolate Christmas Tree decorations that look so enticing until you realise they're 30% anthrax, 20% latex and 40% dog-Shit
- That FUcking Muzac that pervades every mall, store and elevator
- The Wizard of ******* Oz
- The washed up celebrity on TV on Christmas morning leering over bald leukaemic kids as they open gifts in their hospital beds.
- Hassles for a Christmas tip from knuckle-dragging postmen/refuse collectors/newspaper boys who spend the other 51 weeks of the year trampling your garden, kicking your dog and spitting on your doorstep.
- The miserable cUnts in the office who won't lift a fUcking finger to help you all year round expecting you to go for a 'Christmas drink' when you'd musch rather visit them in a fUcking morgue
Oh that feels better.
Over to you