Thought for 2008.Follow

Not all are original, some I have modified. It did make me laugh a bit.

Life is sexually transmitted. (See spears post.)

Good health is simply the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Most men have two emotions. Hungry/thirsty and horny. If there is no erection give him food/drink. Or show him a goat.

Some people are like a slinky, not really good for anything but they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a stair. (I first saw this last January. I know one of the posters here has it in a sig.)

Give a person a fish and feed them for the day. Teach them how to use the internet and they wont bother you for weeks. Get them in a discussion with Gbaji and it may even be months!)

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday lying on their death beds.
(But it will take us longer to get there! I hope. )

Life is like a bowl of red hot peppers. What you enjoy today can burn you tomorrow.

We can trace the location of one "mad cow" disease but cant find where illeagal immigrants and terrorists are hiding. Maybe we should make the Dept. of Agriculture in charge of that as well.

and finally for us all on the boards.
We should all be more like the weather. Its there everyday, and pays no attention to criticism.

Happy New Year. Happy trails to you....