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#1 Dec 19 2007 at 12:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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(1) When I was last in Toys R Us, I saw that they still sell Crossbows & Catapults. This was a game where you each built a little fort out of plastic bricks and places dudes and flags on them. You then used little catapults and bastillas to fire glorified checkers pieces at each other's forts, attempting to take out his flags first. I had it as a youth and it warmed my heart to know it's still in production. Jophiel Jr. will definately be getting it this year.

However, they no longer produce HeroQuest which was a cool little boardgame where you explored a dungeon as a party of an elf, dwarf, barbarian and wizard and fought goblins, mummies, etc. It had lots of neat 3D furniture pieces and little monster figurines, etc. Copies of it now sell on eBay for $50 or so unless you want a set missing all my spell cards and a horse stepped on the weapon rack. This angers me because the kiddo would have loved him some HeroQuest, guaranteed,

My friend still has his HeroQuest game but it'd be immoral of me to try to weasel it out from him.

(2) When I was a youth of nine years or so, I was walking home one day in very cold, snowy weather. I was cutting through suburban yards and, in one backyard, a girl of 16-18 years of age called to me from the house. She asked me if I wanted to come in and warm up. I declined. She said she had hot chocolate inside. I declined again. She said that she had a kid inside my age who wanted to play but he was sick and wouldn't I like to play with him? I declined. She said he had a pool table in the basement. I declined and went on my way. Something in my mind said that she was trying way too hard to get a strange kid into her house.

To this day, I still sometimes find myself curious to know what would have happened if I took her on her offer. Would I have drank cocoa and played pool? Been kidnapped? Molested? Was she trying to get me in for her benefit or for someone else in the house? It seems morbid that I'd ever think "If I had to do that over, I'd go for it just to find out" but there ya go.
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#2 Dec 19 2007 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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I remember HeroQuest. That was a cool game.


As for the ****** older lady I'd hit it.
#3 Dec 19 2007 at 5:00 PM Rating: Good
My Mom threw away my Heroquest game.

But I saved my Comics!!!
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#4 Dec 19 2007 at 9:04 PM Rating: Decent
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2) Evolution, had you been a young Wildebeest on the plains of the Serengeti, you would not have drank from the watering hole that day either, even though no-one was around and you could have had your fill of water.


I recently "re-inherited" my Crossbows & Catapults, when my kids came home from Grandma's with a trunkload of my old stuff, that had been ferreted away in a crawlspace. The damn thing still works with the exception of replacing a rubber band. My boys love it, and best of all it is lead free.

In addition, Dark Tower one of my greatest childhood treasures was unearthed from the crawlspace toy treasure trove. Amazingly after more than 25 years, it also still works. Here's a flash version of the Dark Tower game, if anyone is curious to how it actually worked.

Keep in mind it was 1981.

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Jophiel wrote:

Copies of it now sell on eBay for $50 or so unless you want a set missing all my spell cards and a horse stepped on the weapon rack. This angers me because the kiddo would have loved him some HeroQuest, guaranteed,


http://www.powells.com/cgi-bin/biblio?inkey=1-9781929052127-2
$28.00
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#6 Dec 19 2007 at 9:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
http://www.powells.com/cgi-bin/biblio?inkey=1-9781929052127-2
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That's some RPG. I'm talking about this game.
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Oh. Darn. Oh well, was worth a shot!
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To this day, I still sometimes find myself curious to know what would have happened if I took her on her offer. Would I have drank cocoa and played pool?


About 80/10/10 she was being genuine, ******* with you in a non damaging practical joke sort of way, or ******* with you in some vaguely damaging sort of way. I'd say the odds that something truly terrible would have happened to you are really quite slim. Not that you made the wrong decision. I often get the same thing waling around Boston and I always say no.

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You're almost certainly right. Which is probably where the curiousity stems from -- if I thought for sure that she would have planted an axe in my spine, sold me to the gypsies or sodomized me with a Dustbuster, I'd be less curious about it.
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#10 Dec 20 2007 at 7:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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So you say. Smiley: sly
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I always did want to live amongst the Gypsies.
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#12 Dec 20 2007 at 8:57 AM Rating: Decent
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I was in toysRus looking at HeroQuest 2 days ago. Did they ban it in the states or something?
#13 Dec 20 2007 at 9:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ban it? Not that I know of. I think they just stopped selling it.

There's lots of other fantasy oriented games for kids (Heroscape for instance -- sure you weren't looking at that?) so I'd guess it was just a stop in production.

Edit: The board game isn't listed on Toysrus.ca or Amazon.ca so I suspect you were mistaken.

Edited, Dec 20th 2007 11:12am by Jophiel
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It was a slippery slope to Tom Hanks having a psychotic brake and killing everyone he knew.
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I read that novel when I was about 12 because my grandmother, of all people, had it on her bookshelf.

I've no idea on the how or why of my grandmother having that book.
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