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#1 Dec 19 2007 at 10:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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but, well, you know the rest.

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NEW YORK (AP) -- Another Spears baby is reportedly on the way -- and it's not Britney's.

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

Spears is 12 weeks along and initially kept the news to herself when she learned of the pregnancy from an at-home test and subsequent doctor visit, she told the celebrity magazine, which hits stands in New York on Wednesday and the rest of the country by Friday.

What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she told the magazine. "But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."

After she found out from a doctor that she was pregnant, she said, "I took two weeks to myself where I didn't tell anybody." Watch how pregnancy could impact Spears' career »

"Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone's opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me," she said.

"She was very upset because it wasn't what she expected at all," Spears said. "A week after, she had time to cope with it and became very supportive."

Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney's young sons, told the magazine: "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."


I would think 16 year old girls getting pregnant in Louisiana wouldn't be much of a suprise anymore. I do feel sorry for this family, the paparazzi is never going to leave them alone now. Not that they would've before, but it's just got to be amplified.
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#2REDACTED, Posted: Dec 19 2007 at 10:14 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I really think God hates that family.
#3 Dec 19 2007 at 10:43 AM Rating: Good
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I have to admit that I wasn't surprised that this happened. But so far, the younger Spears has handled the press a tad better than the elder one.
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Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney's young sons, told the magazine: "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."
It's what you do before curfew that'll getcha.
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#5 Dec 19 2007 at 10:50 AM Rating: Good
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I do feel sorry for this family, the paparazzi is never going to leave them alone now. Not that they would've before, but it's just got to be amplified.


Maybe Crocker has a younger brother.
#6 Dec 19 2007 at 10:54 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah, I sure feel sorry for a couple of white, rich hillbillies because the paparazzi flies into a frenzy everytime they spawn.

Ridiculous.
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#7 Dec 19 2007 at 10:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Saddest part is that Mammy Spears had to put her book on parenting on hold. [:sad:]

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"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."


Abstinence education ftw.

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This forum turns more into Digg everyday.
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This forum turns more into Digg everyday.


We're completely out of anything to talk about but current events. There's only so many times you can have the exact same debates over and over.
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#11 Dec 19 2007 at 2:56 PM Rating: Decent
I think it more ironic that she "doesn't know how it happened". You had SEX! That easy. You were a dumb **** who apparently has not figured out there are ways to prevent this from happening.
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What I find disturbing is that she started dating at 13. WTF?
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Wonder if they'll arrest the guy.

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Wonder if they'll arrest the guy.



Not if he's white, they won't.
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#15 Dec 19 2007 at 3:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Not if he's white, they won't.


Good point.

This would be a much better story if Mike Tyson had knocked her up.

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#16 Dec 19 2007 at 4:19 PM Rating: Good
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This would be a much better story if Mike Tyson had knocked her up.


Well, if she's follows her sister's example she'll have married & divorced the guy in another couple years. Don't lose hope, it could still happen.
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#17 Dec 19 2007 at 4:45 PM Rating: Good
Perhaps she will surprise everyone by dealing with motherhood in a responsible fashion, stranger things have happened.
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Perhaps she will surprise everyone by dealing with motherhood in a responsible fashion, stranger things have happened.


Won't that be an inspiring story, to see a millionaire white woman somehow manage to struggle through the nightmarish pain of paying a gutamallen nanny to raise her child while she gets a boob job. What compelling human drama. Wake the **** up. She's not an average 16 year old girl who made a mistake. She's part of a completely distinct social and economic class. She may as well be on another planet for all she is in common with nearly anyone else her age.

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#20 Dec 20 2007 at 2:34 AM Rating: Good
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Not to mention that having the ability to surprise me implies that I care in even the slightest way.
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#21 Dec 20 2007 at 2:54 AM Rating: Good
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Just look at this tripe. Smiley: rolleyes
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#22 Dec 20 2007 at 5:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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People keep saying she was "living with" the guy, and yet her mother says she had a curfew. Was he living with them? Cause that seems really, really smart.
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#23 Dec 20 2007 at 7:46 AM Rating: Good
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Perhaps. He apparently comes from a family that hails out of Missisippi, yet the boy lives in Kentwood. As for abstinence training, what abstinence training? She was watching her big sis play Hide the Sausage back when she was 16 too.

The only thing I had toi shake my head about is how when a non-celebrity girl gets pregnant, it comes out in gossip around town, but a large number of people still won't hear about it. Miss spears gets knocked up and has the entire press corp trumpting her inability to keep her thighs closed. I can only imagine the mortification. But hey, like Smash says, they, for all practical purposes, come from an entirely different planet.

Huh. The Spears girls are so easy even bhodi and Moeb could have broken off a piece with them in high school.

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#24REDACTED, Posted: Dec 20 2007 at 8:35 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) i applaud her for standing up and taking responsibility for the gift she has been given. for those who would call her trailer trash for getting preggo, well, raise your hand if you have ever had pre marital sex. if your hand is up, you live in the trailer nextdoor.
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i applaud her for standing up and taking responsibility for the gift she has been given. for those who would call her trailer trash for getting preggo, well, raise your hand if you have ever had pre marital sex. if your hand is up, you live in the trailer nextdoor.

she played, and now she is standing up and saying, im willing to pay. the country would be a better place if more people were like her in that respect.
WTF?

She's 16, knocked up, and plans on keeping the kid. That's about as selfish as it gets eh.

If she had one ounce of concern for this kid, she's give it up for adoption to an 'anonymous' set of mature loving parents.
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#26 Dec 20 2007 at 9:07 AM Rating: Decent
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Perhaps. He apparently comes from a family that hails out of Missisippi, yet the boy lives in Kentwood. As for abstinence training, what abstinence training? She was watching her big sis play Hide the Sausage back when she was 16 too.

The only thing I had toi shake my head about is how when a non-celebrity girl gets pregnant, it comes out in gossip around town, but a large number of people still won't hear about it. Miss spears gets knocked up and has the entire press corp trumpting her inability to keep her thighs closed. I can only imagine the mortification.
Do you wonder, for even a second, how the media found out about this. I don't believe she's showing yet?
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