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labeling the degree as "Science Education" is the issue:
I'd be pleasantly surprised if you were required to have a degree in Science Education to teach High School biology. I'd be cynically, um, whatever the appropriate adjective is for shrugging and saying "right, naturally." is, if you're simply required to have a masters in ed and a bachelors in basket weaving to teach anything from German to Physics.
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Smasharoo wrote:
labeling the degree as "Science Education" is the issue:
I'd be pleasantly surprised if you were required to have a degree in Science Education to teach High School biology. I'd be cynically, um, whatever the appropriate adjective is for shrugging and saying "right, naturally." is, if you're simply required to have a masters in ed and a bachelors in basket weaving to teach anything from German to Physics.
I did, however, make a point of winking knowingly at all the graduates in philosophy, theology and humanities.
At the drinkies session afterwards, I made a point of telling those particular graduates some important life-lessons:
Pattie, then ketchhup, then pickle and lettuce.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
At the drinkies session afterwards, I made a point of telling those particular graduates some important life-lessons:
Pattie, then ketchhup, then pickle and lettuce.
It's a self sustaining economy. Someone has to get paid to try and find the Philosophy graduates jobs.
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Smasharoo wrote:
Someone has to get paid to try and find the Philosophy graduates jobs.
McNietsche
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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science, all science, is just a small leap away from theology. it is an idea thathas supporting arguments. not a whole lot differant than religion, if you accept the Bible as a supporting argument.
Sorry there's a huge difference between this and believing some omnipotent man in the clouds is watching everything we do, loves us, but will sentence us to a fiery inferno if we break any of his rules he sent down magically to a guy sitting on a mountain.
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At the drinkies session afterwards, I made a point of telling those particular graduates some important life-lessons:
Pattie, then ketchhup, then pickle and lettuce.
Pattie, then ketchhup, then pickle and lettuce.
Damn it! I know what to look forward to with a photography major...
KitaKaze wrote:
Damn it! I know what to look forward to with a photography major...
The day someone runs a successful line of "One hour philosophy" stores, you can legitimately equate the two...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
[quote=KitaKaze]"One hour philosophy" stores
Ooh, I like it.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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"Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board"
Rofl, education in Texas!?! Since When!?
Rofl, education in Texas!?! Since When!?
^^ From Texas.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Anyone who believes the Universe to be younger than 1 billion years is simply in need of a psychiatrist, mankind and their stupid superiority complex. We are not the Center of the Universe, we are simply here because of random chance. Btw, if the Universe was created "perfect" like 10,000 years ago, why in the heck is it deteriorating so fast? Also, the fasct of the Speed of Light pwns them.
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I've read this entire thread and I must say, Smash is a genius, philosophy is a teachers subject (and that's nothing new), and evolution is not only a theory, it's something that has tons of empirical evidence backing its validity.
Although, I must admit I'm partial to philosophy. It is such a wonderfully complex subject, but it really exists in the area between science and religion and thus it is the easiest place to be right and wrong at the same time...depending on ones perspective.
Although, I must admit I'm partial to philosophy. It is such a wonderfully complex subject, but it really exists in the area between science and religion and thus it is the easiest place to be right and wrong at the same time...depending on ones perspective.
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And, psychology is a close cousin to philosophy. That's a fact. I often wonder how many psychologist wax poetic about their ideologies within their peer reviewed reality.
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