Everyone not otherwise accounted for gets this.
Hope Gramma likes it.
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In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
This thread reminds me that I pretty much have yet to start my shopping.
I bought for Flea and that's it so far.
I bought for Flea and that's it so far.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
This thread reminds me that I pretty much have yet to start my shopping.
I bought for Flea and that's it so far.
I bought for Flea and that's it so far.
I can give you a list of stuff that I want, if that'll make it easier.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Well, here's where I got that idea.
If your mom and sister are into saki, vibrators and honey scented incense, you're in luck!
If your mom and sister are into saki, vibrators and honey scented incense, you're in luck!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Have my brother left and then I'm done.
Samira wrote:
If your mom and sister are into saki, vibrators and honey scented incense, you're in luck!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Very few problems can not be addressed with said combination.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
ugh. I just have to do stocking stuffers for Sick, but I am seriously blanking. He wants beef jerky 
and as he just started playing raquetball I got him a water bottle and those sweatbands as a joke. But for real stuff. Thoughts guys?
Edited, Dec 18th 2007 1:50pm by DSD
and as he just started playing raquetball I got him a water bottle and those sweatbands as a joke. But for real stuff. Thoughts guys? Edited, Dec 18th 2007 1:50pm by DSD
Jesus-shaped butt plugs? Newly legal absinthe? Nothing in the linked article appeals?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jesus butt plugs are for when the outer family goes away. Unfortunately, he blushes prettily if the mention of sexual behavior is whispered on front of my mom. You'd think he thinks she thinks Im still a virgin. i guess I needs something sassy but safe. How boring!
i guess I needs something sassy but safe. How boring!Well, on Amazon there are some appropriately outlandish ideas: a 40-year compendium of Rolling Stone magazine?
Edited, Dec 18th 2007 2:36pm by Samira
Edited, Dec 18th 2007 2:36pm by Samira
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I luck out today with being the first person, who had enough money on them to buy the most talk about item in the thrift store. As I walk into the lunch room every one look envious of my luck to be able to buy it before they could go home and beg for the money.
I can't say anything more, as Jonwin is sure to read this thread. I'm going to wrap it up before he come home from work tonight. Now all I have to do is finish knitting a pair of mittens, and I can start thinking about what to give people next year.
Jonwin
Go look under the tree, but no shaking the box to try to guess what is in it.
I can't say anything more, as Jonwin is sure to read this thread. I'm going to wrap it up before he come home from work tonight. Now all I have to do is finish knitting a pair of mittens, and I can start thinking about what to give people next year.
Jonwin
Go look under the tree, but no shaking the box to try to guess what is in it.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
I have owned that shirt since my last birthday, And it is one of my favorite to wear :D
I'm building Nexa's gift as we speak.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Jophiel wrote:
This thread reminds me that I pretty much have yet to start my shopping.
/nod
I am so behind on everything this year. Completely stressed about what I'm going to get people.
Smasharoo wrote:
I'm building Nexa's gift as we speak.
You made me a forum post?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I have most of mine done. I still have about 3 or 4 presents to buy, but luckily I have Thursday and Friday off, so I should be able to get it during the day and hopefully things won't be too crazy.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Nexa wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
I'm building Nexa's gift as we speak.
You made me a forum post?
Nexa
Maybe he's constructing a massive, hawt cybernetic body for you to control so that you can match his massive roboticness.
Or maybe it's a birdfeeder.
/shrug
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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