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#1 Dec 17 2007 at 3:51 PM Rating: Excellent

Nobby

Ministry of Silly Cnuts

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Now that every starlet from Kylie to Madonna is marketing their own perfume, I can no longer resist the marketing opportunity.

Laydeez and gennumen, I bring you:

Eau de Samira

Characteristics: Slightly bitter, but with an intriguing after-aroma of gin and cough-medicine.

Slogan: "Overpowers that smell every 28 days"

TV Advertising Campaign: Roseanne Barr pinching her nose as Grandma Clampett puts down the piglet and squirts her armpit

Pricing: $2.99 Cash. Special deal for American Express platinum card-holders - $149.99

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#2 Dec 17 2007 at 5:09 PM Rating: Excellent

Samira

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Will swallow your soul

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That's not gin. I actually do chew pine needles.

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