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#1 Dec 17 2007 at 12:05 PM Rating: Good
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An American Airlines plane made an emergency landing in Nashville after passengers reported the smell of sulphur from burning matches.

The matches were found on the seat of a woman who had attempted to conceal the odour of flatulence with the matches, Nashville airport authorities said.

All 99 passengers and five crew left the plane while it was searched.

The woman was questioned by the FBI but released without charge and allowed to board another American Airlines flight.

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#2 Dec 17 2007 at 12:17 PM Rating: Good
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Well I can't get anyone else to do it for me! Smiley: bah
#3 Dec 17 2007 at 3:42 PM Rating: Decent
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An American Airlines plane made an emergency landing in Nashville after passengers reported the smell of sulphur from burning matches.

The matches were found on the seat of a woman who had attempted to conceal the odour of flatulence with the matches, Nashville airport authorities said.

All 99 passengers and five crew left the plane while it was searched.


I'm hopeful that someday we'll evolve as a society to the point where when someone complains of the "smell of sulfur" on an airplane they immediately shoot that person in the face.

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#4 Dec 17 2007 at 5:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Matches are not really made with sulfur are they?

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#5 Dec 19 2007 at 10:29 AM Rating: Default
How can someone be so stupid? :(


















O wait that was me ;_;
#6 Dec 19 2007 at 10:30 AM Rating: Default
Well except Im not a woman.
#7 Dec 19 2007 at 10:45 AM Rating: Decent
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Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Matches are not really made with sulfur are they?



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