Smash and I used to play KOL. He lost interest when I ascended first.
Actually I feigned that and have gone through three ascensions since then, and traded for a tiny plastic sword. I knew you'd stop playing if you thought I did, so I'm wayyy ahead now.
Ahahahaha
My other car is made of meat.
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