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#1 Dec 14 2007 at 8:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be
found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock
cal 40, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you
do?

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor? Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife
think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a
club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about
this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy
with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he
be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on,
could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call
9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to: raise taxes, have
a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that
would discourage such behavior . This is all so confusing! I need to
debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.


Republican's Answer:


BANG! BANG!


Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.....
(Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one?

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist.


God bless spam email.
#2 Dec 14 2007 at 8:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Heres some email spam:

Might be too late to sign the petition though.

emailspam wrote:
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Mike

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Please sign the petition today: http://www.climateprotect.org/standwithal


Edited, Dec 14th 2007 5:56pm by Elinda

I think I edited my last post instead of making a new one...how odd.

Edited, Dec 14th 2007 5:57pm by Elinda
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#3 Dec 14 2007 at 8:55 AM Rating: Good
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That would have taken 5 mintues. This took less than 10 seconds. All about the post count baby.
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More email spam:

Interestingly enough, I think this message was truncated, or else there are no cookies beyong s. this is experimental as I wont' know if the links to the recipes will be intact until I hit the 'post message' button. ready?

emailspam wrote:

Date: Oct 30, 2007 10:07 AM Subject: FW: Every cookie imaginable

The holidays are just around the corner, this might be handy to have!
I'm a cookie lover so I was excited to get all of these recipes!
Tanya

This is remarkable! Even if you have no particular interest, please pass on to the bakers in your life. They'll appreciate it.
Just click on the name of the cookie and bam the recipe is there. Good to keep handy


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#5 Dec 14 2007 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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Those are the recipes from northpole.com. I seem to get that email every year.
#6 Dec 14 2007 at 10:04 AM Rating: Good
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I look forward to receiving email from these folks each month. I'm also drooling over some wonderful Noro sock yarn, that cost more then 2 pairs of good wool socks at department stores.

Quote:
Happy Seasons Greetings!
First of all I want to wish the best of all holiday seasons to all
my Celtic friends! I hope you all get to have a wonderful time with
your friends and family, enjoying good food (because it's all about
the food... oh yeah, and the family. But a lot about the food). ;-)
<LOL> As I say every year... eat lots of cookies! No matter what
holidays you celebrate there's no excuse not to eat lots of cookies,
cookies bring peace to the world! It's hard to be angry when you're
eating hot yummy melty cookies.

This month we have the Dragons tutorial, one of the more popular
ones in the tutorial set. I hope you enjoy the tips and ideas on
making your own unique Celtic Dragons. :-)

New this month are some design works, a couple logos and a flyer for
a pub I did a logo for a while back:
http://www.aon-celtic.com/cprojects/cproject158.html
http://www.aon-celtic.com/cprojects/cproject145.html

Also new is a cool coat of arms that I created for a community being
developed in Bend Oregon. I created some web graphics for them a few
months ago, but their coat of arms was a challenge because there were
so many elements. I love how it turned out though, he looks like a
really neat dragon. If you get a chance check out the Bend Shire
website too, it has photos of the finished house and they're all eco
friendly and it looks like it's right out of a medieval story!

http://www.aon-celtic.com/cprojects/cproject159.html

I also added a new Irish dance dress design during the month... I'll
be adding these as I make them so they won't be following the strict
"once a month" update system that I use for the rest of the site. So
if you're keeping tabs on them just check back now and then to see if
there's anything new. :-)

Have a great holidays everybody!! :-)
-Cari :-)
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In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare

This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
#7 Dec 14 2007 at 10:06 AM Rating: Good
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Elne and Elinda: I need to see pics to differentiate the two of you, you guys confuse me. Preferably topless.
Thanks.
#8 Dec 14 2007 at 10:15 AM Rating: Decent
your the head of a giant corperation. your emploees are poor and getting sick from the material you produce. in a few months all of them will die. huindreds.

what do you do?

if your a dem you spend a few million dollars installing filters and safety equipment and making sure your emploees get the medical attention they need.

if your a repub you file bankrupcy, move to mexico where you pay half as much for labor and it doesnt really matter how many die as long as the federalies are paid off and keep making money. then, you biotch and scream because the liberal dems wont get tough on immigrants after you killed a few hundred americans and took their paychecks to some third world dirt hole so you can kill them too.

woohaaaa, its the wild wild west.
#9 Dec 14 2007 at 10:16 AM Rating: Good
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No-bake cookies are awesome. Just wanted to throw that in there.
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#10 Dec 14 2007 at 10:22 AM Rating: Decent
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Elne and Elinda: I need to see pics to differentiate the two of you, you guys confuse me. Preferably topless.
Thanks.
Elne knits, I crochet...duh!!

Hey Elne, check out my sisters knitting pattern site. CiD
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#11 Dec 14 2007 at 10:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Kakar, Assassin Reject wrote:
No-bake cookies are awesome. Just wanted to throw that in there.
Rum balls and bourbon balls require no baking. They're pretty easy.

My favorite Christmas cookies are Russian Teacakes.
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#12 Dec 14 2007 at 10:34 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Elne and Elinda: I need to see pics to differentiate the two of you, you guys confuse me. Preferably topless.
Thanks.
Elne knits, I crochet...duh!!

Hey Elne, check out my sisters knitting pattern site. CiD


I also will do crochet, when a pattern calls for it. I just crochet a Chemo hat for a friend. Knitting seems to not be as painful over time, as crochet can be for my fingers.

Nepthty, I don't have a topless picture, but have posted some of me in my bodice. I prefer photos that leave a lot to the imagination, and I do have a lot stuff in my bodice. I think I may be younger then Edinda too.
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In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare

This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
#13 Dec 14 2007 at 10:37 AM Rating: Decent
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ElneClare wrote:
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Elne and Elinda: I need to see pics to differentiate the two of you, you guys confuse me. Preferably topless.
Thanks.
Elne knits, I crochet...duh!!

Hey Elne, check out my sisters knitting pattern site. CiD


I also will do crochet, when a pattern calls for it. I just crochet a Chemo hat for a friend. Knitting seems to not be as painful over time, as crochet can be for my fingers.

Nepthty, I don't have a topless picture, but have posted some of me in my bodice. I prefer photos that leave a lot to the imagination, and I do have a lot stuff in my bodice. I think I may be younger then Edinda too.


You've never linked a single one either. PM please :)
#14 Dec 14 2007 at 10:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'll take the Pub test!

5 pints of Guinness, please.

Edited, Dec 14th 2007 10:41am by Tare
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#15 Dec 14 2007 at 10:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock
cal 40, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you
do?
"Dude, as a Democratic ally to Al'Qaeda, let me point you towards that Republican over there. Oh, and take my gun. Good luck!"

Edited, Dec 14th 2007 12:45pm by Jophiel
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#16 Dec 14 2007 at 10:55 AM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock
cal 40, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you
do?
"Dude, as a Democratic ally to Al'Qaeda, let me point you towards that Republican over there. Oh, and take my gun. Good luck!"

Edited, Dec 14th 2007 12:45pm by Jophiel
'sigh' but you'd be PROFILING! if you concluded the individual was an Islanmic Terrorist just by the size of his knife.
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#17REDACTED, Posted: Dec 14 2007 at 11:11 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) the funny part is, no democrat has EVER tried to prevent people from buying or owning weapons. all they want to do is stop the poliferation of mass murder weapons and make sure the people who do buy them are atleast sane and not felons.
#18 Dec 14 2007 at 6:56 PM Rating: Decent
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be
found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock
cal 40, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you
do?

I defend myself and my family from physical harm. That doesn't make me a Republican, that makes me human.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#19 Dec 14 2007 at 7:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Debalic wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be
found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock
cal 40, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you
do?

I defend myself and my family from physical harm. That doesn't make me a Republican, that makes me human.
The first discrency of course is, that no law-abiding dem is gonna be carrying a Glock. We'd be defending ourselves with our steaming hot cup of Starbucks, our cellphones and our unruly, incessantly whining young'uns.

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#20 Dec 14 2007 at 7:42 PM Rating: Decent
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If I hadn't rolled my voter's registration into a joint you'd have a point.

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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#21 Dec 15 2007 at 10:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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As an independent,and a crack shot, Id blow out a kneecap then start asking questions. Its a nice balance between both extremes.
#22 Dec 16 2007 at 3:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Debalic wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be
found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock
cal 40, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you
do?

I defend myself and my family from physical harm. That doesn't make me a Republican, that makes me human.


Your complete lack of a sense of humor is a dead give-away though.
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