Little Susan is digging a hole in the garden. Her neighboUr leans over the fence and asks why she's digging a hole.
"My goldfish died so I'm burying it"
"But isn't that a big hole for a goldfish?" asks the neighboUr.
That's because it's inside your fUcking cat!
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff.
Bah-Dum-Kssssh.
Bah-Dum-Kssssh.
How many cops does it take to throw a black guy down the stairs?
He fell
He fell
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I've hear enough jokes at this point in life that I've come to prefer a sort of postmodern shorthand of just posting punchlines:
$40, same as downtown.
What would I do with a 12 inch pianist?
Hell, father, I'm telling everyone!
You'll turn the flashlight off when I'm halfway across.
We throw the money in the air and whatever God wants, he keeps!
$40, same as downtown.
What would I do with a 12 inch pianist?
Hell, father, I'm telling everyone!
You'll turn the flashlight off when I'm halfway across.
We throw the money in the air and whatever God wants, he keeps!
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I've hear enough jokes at this point in life that I've come to prefer a sort of postmodern shorthand of just posting punchlines:
$40, same as downtown.
What would I do with a 12 inch pianist?
Hell, father, I'm telling everyone!
You'll turn the flashlight off when I'm halfway across.
We throw the money in the air and whatever God wants, he keeps!
$40, same as downtown.
What would I do with a 12 inch pianist?
Hell, father, I'm telling everyone!
You'll turn the flashlight off when I'm halfway across.
We throw the money in the air and whatever God wants, he keeps!
Jack Benny wants his money back
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Jack Benny wants his money back
I'm too young to even know who that is, Rochester.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Jack Benny wants his money back
I'm too young to even know who that is, Rochester.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Elderon wrote:
a motherfucking hole.
That's what daddy used to call his bedroom...
/shudder
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