Q: What's Winnie the Pooh's middle name
A:
'the'
Q: Guess who I bumped into at the eye clinic today?
A:
everyone
Bring 'em on.
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Schoolyard jokes fit for 8 year-olds are often silly enough to set me a-giggling.
Q: What's Winnie the Pooh's middle name
A:
Q: Guess who I bumped into at the eye clinic today?
A:
Bring 'em on.
And to anyone suggesting this belongs in the sandbox - proof that you've yet to sicken of the inanity of their posts
Q: What's Winnie the Pooh's middle name
A:
Q: Guess who I bumped into at the eye clinic today?
A:
Bring 'em on.
And to anyone suggesting this belongs in the sandbox - proof that you've yet to sicken of the inanity of their posts
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Q: "Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
A:
A:
"To look for Poo!"
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Q: "Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
A:
A:
"To look for Poo!"
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle peas around it. When the polar bear comes to take a pee. Kick him in the icehole.
Cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle peas around it. When the polar bear comes to take a pee. Kick him in the icehole.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Q: How do you top a car?
A:
Tep on the brake, tupid!
I can't be ***** to do highlights, so f'uck off.
Q: What do you call one white guy surrounded by 3 black guys?
A: Dead
Q: What do you call one white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?
A: Coach
Q: What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?
A: Quarterback
Q: What do you call one white guy surrounded by 25 black guys?
A: Foreman
Q: What do you call one white guy surrounded by 5,000 black guys?
A: Warden
Q: What do you call one white guy surrounded by 500,000 black guys?
A: Mayor of Chicago.
Oh, big bad racist Moe. Shame on me. I grew up in Alabama. When I heard this at 8 it was a black guy who worked for my dad that told me.
EDIT: "S" <> "Small"
Edited, Dec 13th 2007 6:17pm by MoebiusLord
Q: What do you call one white guy surrounded by 3 black guys?
A: Dead
Q: What do you call one white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?
A: Coach
Q: What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?
A: Quarterback
Q: What do you call one white guy surrounded by 25 black guys?
A: Foreman
Q: What do you call one white guy surrounded by 5,000 black guys?
A: Warden
Q: What do you call one white guy surrounded by 500,000 black guys?
A: Mayor of Chicago.
Oh, big bad racist Moe. Shame on me. I grew up in Alabama. When I heard this at 8 it was a black guy who worked for my dad that told me.
EDIT: "S" <> "Small"
Edited, Dec 13th 2007 6:17pm by MoebiusLord
Is this a good place for Chuck N jokes?
You'd best be talking about someone other the one and only Allakhazam-- or Mr. Norris to you, Neph.
Totem
Totem
Q. How many galkas does it take to ***** in a light bulb.
A. Two, one to hold the bulb and the other to turn his tail.
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Q. How many mithras does it take to ***** in a light bulb?
A. We dont know they're still arguing over who will SATA first...
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Q. How many tarus does it tak to ***** in a light bulb?
A. We dont know that either none of the tall enough yet.
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/em writes his suicide note to be used after all the flames on this one.
/em dont care he been telling same stupid 3 jokes for years.
A. Two, one to hold the bulb and the other to turn his tail.
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Q. How many mithras does it take to ***** in a light bulb?
A. We dont know they're still arguing over who will SATA first...
-----------
Q. How many tarus does it tak to ***** in a light bulb?
A. We dont know that either none of the tall enough yet.
----------------
/em writes his suicide note to be used after all the flames on this one.
/em dont care he been telling same stupid 3 jokes for years.
Totem wrote:
You'd best be talking about someone other the one and only Allakhazam-- or Mr. Norris to you, Neph.
Totem
Totem
That's why I abbreviated.
sirtebian wrote:
Q. How many galkas does it take to ***** in a light bulb.
A. Two, one to hold the bulb and the other to turn his tail.
--------
Q. How many mithras does it take to ***** in a light bulb?
A. We dont know they're still arguing over who will SATA first...
-----------
Q. How many tarus does it tak to ***** in a light bulb?
A. We dont know that either none of the tall enough yet.
----------------
/em writes his suicide note to be used after all the flames on this one.
/em dont care he been telling same stupid 3 jokes for years.
A. Two, one to hold the bulb and the other to turn his tail.
--------
Q. How many mithras does it take to ***** in a light bulb?
A. We dont know they're still arguing over who will SATA first...
-----------
Q. How many tarus does it tak to ***** in a light bulb?
A. We dont know that either none of the tall enough yet.
----------------
/em writes his suicide note to be used after all the flames on this one.
/em dont care he been telling same stupid 3 jokes for years.
Please god tell me that's you in your avatar....oh please.
A cannibal went out for a jog one morning, and passed his friend in the woods.
The announcer at the Leper-League hockey playoffs wrote:
...and there's a face-off on the ice!
What do you call an armless and legless man in a pool?
Bob
What do you call an armless and legless man on hot asphalt?
Flip
What did Mrs. Fly say to Mr. Fly when she saw him sitting on a big ol pile of dog poo?
I know you didn't do all that!
What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hairline
What do you call a rabbit that is afriad to leave it's burrow?
An in-grown hair.
Bob
What do you call an armless and legless man on hot asphalt?
Flip
What did Mrs. Fly say to Mr. Fly when she saw him sitting on a big ol pile of dog poo?
I know you didn't do all that!
What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hairline
What do you call a rabbit that is afriad to leave it's burrow?
An in-grown hair.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
What do you call an armless and legless man on your doorstep?
Matt
Matt
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I dont get it, guessing I am slow but how come i cant see the answers to their jokes and yes that weirdo is me in the avatar ... I know what is more of a joke the picture or the posting.
/em takes out his chuck pictures and starts to paste up new avatar.
Edited, Dec 14th 2007 2:04pm by sirtebian
Edited, Dec 14th 2007 2:04pm by sirtebian
/em takes out his chuck pictures and starts to paste up new avatar.
Edited, Dec 14th 2007 2:04pm by sirtebian
Edited, Dec 14th 2007 2:04pm by sirtebian
Ooh! Ooh! I love those!
Especially the silly ones that only make sense when said out loud. (Some of these might only work with British pronunciation - let's see)
What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?
Doug
What do you call a man without a shovel on his head?
Douglas
What do you call a woman balancing a guinness on her head and a lager on each shoulder?
Beatrix
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his *****
Warren
What do you call a man in a paper suit?
Russell
And my favourites. . .
What do you call a man with a head made of Oak?
Edward
What do you call a man with 3 heads made of Oak?
Edward Woodward
What do you call a man with 4 heads made of Oak?
I don't know, but Edward Woodward Would!
Especially the silly ones that only make sense when said out loud. (Some of these might only work with British pronunciation - let's see)
What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?
Doug
What do you call a man without a shovel on his head?
Douglas
What do you call a woman balancing a guinness on her head and a lager on each shoulder?
Beatrix
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his *****
Warren
What do you call a man in a paper suit?
Russell
And my favourites. . .
What do you call a man with a head made of Oak?
Edward
What do you call a man with 3 heads made of Oak?
Edward Woodward
What do you call a man with 4 heads made of Oak?
I don't know, but Edward Woodward Would!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
sirtebian wrote:
I dont get it, guessing I am slow but how come i cant see the answers to their jokes
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
sirtebian wrote:
I dont get it, guessing I am slow but how come i cant see the answers to their jokes and yes that weirdo is me in the avatar ... I know what is more of a joke the picture or the posting.
/em takes out his chuck pictures and starts to paste up new avatar.
Edited, Dec 14th 2007 2:04pm by sirtebian
Edited, Dec 14th 2007 2:04pm by sirtebian
/em takes out his chuck pictures and starts to paste up new avatar.
Edited, Dec 14th 2007 2:04pm by sirtebian
Edited, Dec 14th 2007 2:04pm by sirtebian
BWAHAHAHAHA
What do you call an armless and legless man in a pile of leaves?
Russel
What do you call an armless and legless man that you've kicked into a hole?
Phil
What do you call an armless and legless man on a stage?
Mike
What do you call an armless and legless man sitting in a pot?
Stew
Russel
What do you call an armless and legless man that you've kicked into a hole?
Phil
What do you call an armless and legless man on a stage?
Mike
What do you call an armless and legless man sitting in a pot?
Stew
Nvm I get it now and very funny jokes guys now that I learn how to read them.
Nobby your a cnut too, amd your family was for many generation I assume that was why you have to title of Lead Cnut, congratulations...
Nobby your a cnut too, amd your family was for many generation I assume that was why you have to title of Lead Cnut, congratulations...
sirtebian wrote:
Nobby your an cnut too
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
sirtebian wrote:
Nvm I get it now and very funny jokes guys now that I learn how to read them.
Nobby your a cnut too, amd your family was for many generation I assume that was why you have to title of Lead Cnut, congratulations...
Nobby your a cnut too, amd your family was for many generation I assume that was why you have to title of Lead Cnut, congratulations...
Since you're new here, I'll say this nicely.
STOP POSTING AND FUCK OFF.
Quote:
Because you are an @#%^
Wow he called me "cnut" first i assume he meant that as bad word or am i just that stupid? I mean I will just give up on this like you said, not a clue why you got angry at me either one of you. His title even says Minister of Cnut. What gives I was just adding jokes like other people...
Btw I was enjoying his jokes...
Edited, Dec 14th 2007 2:27pm by sirtebian
sirtebian wrote:
Quote:
Because you are an cUnt
Wow he called me "cnut" first i assume he meant that as bad word or am i just that stupid? I mean I will just give up on this like you said, not a clue why you got angry at me either one of you. His title even says Minister of Cnut. What gives I was just adding jokes like other people...
Btw I was enjoying his jokes...
Firstly, whether spelled 'cUnt' or 'cnut', it always takes the pre-vowelised indefinite article 'an' - never 'a'. Schoolboy error which I pointed out, prompting you to start bleeding into your thong.
Secondly, this is a warm, welcoming and affectionate forum. For existing members. n00bs tend to receive an initiation by fire. For those who make references to FFXI, we add a soupçon of Napalm.
Thirdly, posting an avatard that looks like a case-note photo from a Child Protection Register may count against you.
Fourthly, I've decided to randomly dislike you, so will meander between whithering satire and enjoy the 'whoosh' sound as my comments ruffle your toupée, or may just explore the cornucopia of sexual and lavatorial adjectives. Either way, I'll fail to make you look as stupid as your own posts.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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