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#1 Dec 12 2007 at 9:35 PM Rating: Good
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Seriously, if these people get the death penalty, yay! My only complaint is that the death penalty does not entail having one's genitalia devoured by syphilitic weasels for all eternity.

Honestly. Beating a 2-year-old with a belt for not saying "please"? Christ.
#2 Dec 12 2007 at 10:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Agreed.
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#3 Dec 13 2007 at 2:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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People are fucked up. Smiley: oyvey
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#4 Dec 13 2007 at 6:57 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah, **** those people. Maybe someone should beat them in a discipline lesson, leave their body in a shed for a few weeks, and then dump it.
#5 Dec 13 2007 at 7:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well, a kid has to learn manners now-adays... what happened to the lost art of beating a kid? People used to use telephone books, hoses, and whatnot to cushion the blows. After all, if there aren't any marks then there isn't any child abuse.

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#6 Dec 13 2007 at 7:20 AM Rating: Good
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Kakar, Assassin Reject wrote:
Well, a kid has to learn manners now-adays... what happened to the lost art of beating a kid? People used to use telephone books, hoses, and whatnot to cushion the blows. After all, if there aren't any marks then there isn't any child abuse.

Damn straight! That is why I will only waterboard my children.
#7 Dec 13 2007 at 2:56 PM Rating: Good
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I read some lame *** article that associated WoW with these bastards b/c they met online. Clearly gaming is a haven for child molesters and must be stopped!
#8 Dec 13 2007 at 3:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Clearly, an anti-spanking law was needed here to save these children Smiley: disappointed
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#9 Dec 13 2007 at 3:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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If we had taught them abstinence, this never would have happened.
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Suddenly my utopia where we have an abstinence ban and spanking-only education seems much less practical.
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#11REDACTED, Posted: Dec 14 2007 at 11:07 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) wow. if ONE baby dies, lets get medevil on their ***** in the worst possible way.........
#12 Dec 14 2007 at 11:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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lets get medevil


Your devil?

No no, let's use mine. He's so much more experienced.
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#13 Dec 14 2007 at 11:11 AM Rating: Good
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A mother beating and murdering her child is most disturbing.

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#14REDACTED, Posted: Dec 14 2007 at 11:46 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) A mother beating and murdering her child is most disturbing.
#15 Dec 14 2007 at 11:49 AM Rating: Good
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shadowrelm wrote:
lets cry for the lone child. let the reaper have the rest of them.
You hittin' the sauce today shadow...you seem unusually 'outraged'.

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#16 Dec 14 2007 at 11:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
shadowrelm wrote:
lets cry for the lone child. let the reaper have the rest of them.
You hittin' the sauce today shadow...you seem unusually 'outraged'.

I thought the same. And almost two words were correctly spelled.

Either account hijack or CTRL+C, CTRL+V I reckon.
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#17 Dec 14 2007 at 12:13 PM Rating: Good
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I have to say it.

shadowrelm...shut up.
#18 Dec 14 2007 at 2:03 PM Rating: Good
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Clearly, an anti-spanking law was needed here to save these children


Nah, but having a national consensus that it's not only just fine to physically assault children, but in fact required doesn't help.

I'm not worried you or anyone else would take any responsibility though, have no fear.

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#19 Dec 14 2007 at 2:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Nah, but having a national consensus that it's not only just fine to physically assault children, but in fact required doesn't help.

I'm not worried you or anyone else would take any responsibility though, have no fear.

I'll stop spanking my kid right around the time you and yours manage to get pry my guns out of my cold dead fingers.

When one of the Thai whores you knocked up drops the kid off on the doorstep and you actually have to practice parenting you can have an opinion.
#20 Dec 14 2007 at 2:22 PM Rating: Good
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When one of the Thai whores you knocked up drops the kid off on the doorstep and you actually have to practice parenting you can have an opinion.


Right, because accomplishing the amazing task of conception suddenly grants one magical insight into why it's required to assault you child. Makes sense. Congratulations on accomplishing something a turkey baster does about as well.
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#21 Dec 14 2007 at 2:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations on accomplishing something a turkey baster does about as well.


But I can't force a turkey baster to talk about feelings after. Smiley: frown
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#22 Dec 14 2007 at 2:24 PM Rating: Good
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But I can't force a turkey baster to talk about curling after.


There is that.

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#23 Dec 14 2007 at 2:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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But I can't force a turkey baster to talk about curling after.


There is that.


That's how we got into this mess in the first place! It always comes back to curling.
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#24 Dec 14 2007 at 2:59 PM Rating: Good
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That's how we got into this mess in the first place! It always comes back to curling.


There's some sort of joke in there somewhere, but I'm stupid.

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#25 Dec 14 2007 at 3:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nah, but having a national consensus that it's not only just fine to physically assault children, but in fact required doesn't help.
Or the ability to take a joke Smiley: laugh
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#26 Dec 14 2007 at 3:08 PM Rating: Good
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Or the ability to take a joke


Hey, I find dead babies just as funny s the next guy.
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