'Twas the night before Kwanza
and in =4
The asylumites posted and rate-camped and swore.
The admins were angsty and brimming with hate
Looking for any chance to banninate.
Jophiel sat at his C64
While Atomicflea tapped her right foot on the floor.
"j00 pay no attention to me now I's jor wife"
Was the last thing she said as Joph thrust in the knife.
He cleaned off the blade and returned to his thread
Paying little attention to his wife, newly-dead.
At the Old Homos' Home, lovers Moebius & Totem
Were admiring the texture of each others' *******
But in-between love games they loved it the most
When they finished each blow-job with a venom-filled post.
At the GOP Offices gbaji was scribbling
Each conspiracy theory fuelling his dribbling
As he rambled and ranted it soon became clear
That his ability to keep to the metre of this poem was significantly compromised so that's the reason for the disproportionate length of this line that you hear.
The echo of Banjos was heard in the air
As the allafemmes posted while brushing their hair.
Each munching on minge, with verve and with passion
Comparing notes on the next pubic fashion.
No men were allowed in their boudoir that night
Although Samira's beard caused a bit of a fright.
Tare and Nadenu and DeadsideDemon
Chose to celebrate love without wieners or *****.
With exploring tongues did they tickle and tease,
But then Nephthys stormed in with his usual "Pics Please"
Meanwhile in the depths of an erotic dungeon
Darqflame was scheming on her next trip to London.
As she oiled up the bullwhip (her favoUrite hobby)
She pondered who'd be the next victim after n0bby.
In a backwater farm with a tear in his eye
Barkingturtle sat down and began to cry.
His goats had rejected his lustful advances
So he schemed about visiting more Men Only dances.
As they kissed 'neath the boughs of their 1st Kwanza Tree
Smasharoo and his Nexa both chuckled with glee.
As Smash turned to his paramour, eyes all aglow
Nexa noticed the butt-plug and quickly said "No!"
So the admins fell silent, with nothing to do
As the forum, deserted, was silent as poo.
But when Kwanza is over and Santa's laid off his elves
We'll be back to the usual "Go FUck yourselves!"
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Totally cute!
Brilliant. And it's "Show me your bewbs".
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
And it's "Show me your bewbs".
Such is ingratitude!
I give you a walk-on part in a lesbian ****-fest and you compaiin already?
When did the Pizza Delivery guy who got sucked dry by the bisexual frat girls complain about the production quality of the video?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nadenu, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Anyone have a toothpick?
Also, I would never bang a goat, because that'd be gay.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Also, I would never bang a goat, because that'd be gay.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I feel so dirty.
Go, me!
Go, me!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Nobby wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
And it's "Show me your bewbs".
Such is ingratitude!
I give you a walk-on part in a lesbian ****-fest and you compaiin already?
When did the Pizza Delivery guy who got sucked dry by the bisexual frat girls complain about the production quality of the video?
Umm...I get to walk in like Benny Hinn and give a one liner. I must have missed the part where I got any kind of servicing at all.
Of course, I did see Sam, Nad, Tare, and DSD all nekkid and going to town. I guess we can call it even.
Did I mention that it's going to take me a ******* decade to get to 10k at this rate?
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Did I mention that it's going to take me a @#%^ing decade to get to 10k at this rate?
Seems like you're doing fairly well to me. Of course that's a bit like the turtle ******** about the rabbit passing him.
Oh, and well done Nobster.
Edited, Dec 12th 2007 3:45pm by Kakar
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Well done Nobby! 
Proud citizen of Miranda.
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RACK it. Nobby = Ogden Nash of the Asylum.
Totem
Totem
Couldn't it have been someone besides Tout3m? I just feel dirty at the idea of letting some lawn jockey polish my apples.
You'd be pleased as punch if I were to express even a modicum of sexual interest in you, Moeb. Your ego would almost explode as fast your nut at the thought of me "polishing your apples."
Fortunately for your wrinkled Yoda, I don't swing that way. The 'Bama black Snake would obliterate your a$$.
Totem
Fortunately for your wrinkled Yoda, I don't swing that way. The 'Bama black Snake would obliterate your a$$.
Totem
I can always count on you to get me in the Holiday spirit!
Nicely done. 
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Beautifully done. Such eloquence and well-thought out prose! 
It's our second Kwanza and I object to paramour (but who would say no to a good, high-quality butt plug?)!
/shudder
Good work, Lord Byron.
Nexa
/shudder
Good work, Lord Byron.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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This was certainly a good read!
Here's a season message to the regulars! Get off your predictable insular (yes you) asses and commit to arguments. Say what you ******* mean, quit being pussies. Wow, can you respond to a thread without looking at the poster's name and using that as your template!? I guess you can't! Well ******* learn to, posers! LOLFUCXXKINGLOL
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Stopped reading about there.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Palpitus wrote:
Here's a season message to the regulars! Get off your predictable insular (yes you) asses and commit to arguments. Say what you @#%^ing mean, quit being pussies. Wow, can you respond to a thread without looking at the poster's name and using that as your template!? I guess you can't! Well @#%^ing learn to, posers! LOLFUCXXKINGLOL
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Stopped reading about there.
Perfect. ********** to opposite known entities more plz.
NephthysWanderer the Charming. wrote:
Meta-quality.
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