Prolly doing that ritual washing of oneself in the River Gangrene, err, Ganges. That ****'s filthy.
Reminds me of this time we picked up an old lady who was maybe 90-ish. She had been complaining of stomach pain, when she began bleeding from the vag. We flew her in to a local hospital, whereupon spreading those sticks she called legs in the stirups, this horrible stench comes rushing out. Eye watering, paint peeling, nose hair curling stench.
Being the curious lad that I am, I peek over the doctor's shoulder to check out the oldest 'tang that I've ever seen and lo' and behold the granny has freaking purple and black stalagmites and stalagtites festering in her pu55. The stalagtites (you know, the ones hanging from the ceiling) had dangling angry reddish dingleberries at their ends wobbling like a uvula. Seeping out of her baby chasm was this green sludge dripping down the crack of her a$$.
My eyes just about popped out of my skull. Just before they did, the smell snapped my eyelids closed saving me from permanent blindness. This was the nastiest thing I have ever seen in all my days of medical transport. It turns out that she had an IUD inside her that she hadn't removed since she was in her 20's.
/shudders
Oh yeah, she died from septic shock a few hours later.
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