Let me mention my personal favoUrites in 2007.
I start from an assumption that nobody cares, so put this down to catharsis and move on.
If someone can be ***** starting a thread with nominations, knock yerself out.
Funniest Poster: BarkingTurtle. No serious competion
Wittiest Poster: Samira. Possibly a female American Stephen Fry
Best Newcomer: RedPhoenixx. Bisous Mec!
Consistent Quality: Jophiel.
Most Disturbing Poster: BarkingTurtle
Silliest Poster: Nadenu. I've spat more beer at her posts than anyone else
Poster most likely to off themself after sniping a mall: gbaji
Most Charming Poster: DSD - an elegance that makes me want to wear my tux when posting
Grumpiest Poster : Moebius takes panache and grumpiness to new levels
Best Admin: None of 'em. They're all cUnts, except Darqflame, and it's poor etiquette to grant awards to hawt ex-girlfriends
Most deliciously cynical Poster: Smasharoo and ToUtem, but as the 'bama black snake is mostly absent, Smash gets it.
Best Terrorist: I have to say Samson
Best Drug : Alcohol
Most Annoying Poster: gbaji
Sexiest Poster: Thumbelyna
FavoUrite shape: Hexagon
Best Avatard: BT's head-eater. Straight-up fUcking disturbing.
FavoUrite number: Purple
Poster who is most likely to win a phone-in quiz about battle-ships: Kaolian
Assylumite of the Year: Barkingturtle
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can i win biggest failure
Nobby wrote:
Assylumite of the Year: Barkingturtle
If this isn't a sure indication this place has gone downhill, I don't know what is.
Nicest poster = Nephthys 
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
You know, I'm pretty sure Red won "Best Newcomer" last year, too. I remember because I wanted it, and I spent the next several months rating him down.
Also, I would nominate Nadenu for Favourite Shape, as well.
Also, I would nominate Nadenu for Favourite Shape, as well.
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Most Annoying Poster: gbaji
I demand a recount!
#7REDACTED,
Posted: Dec 08 2007 at 3:41 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) i want biggest failure!
BT made me laugh once or twice, but for the last half a year he has been a miserable ball of failure, capped off with trying to bring the sandbox into =4.
Oh and RP has been around for more than a year if I recall, he is just forgettable at times. Depending on the number of "x"'s in his name.
For the rest though I'd have to agree.
Oh and RP has been around for more than a year if I recall, he is just forgettable at times. Depending on the number of "x"'s in his name.
For the rest though I'd have to agree.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
BT made me laugh once or twice, but for the last half a year he has been a miserable ball of failure, capped off with trying to bring the sandbox into =4.
Green never was a good color on you.
I've always liked the rhombus.
Nobby burning the year into ashes, invoking the life of the new one.
I like it!
I like it!
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Nobby burning the year into ashes, invoking the life of the new one.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nadenu, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
I've always liked the rhombus.
You know a rhombus isn't a *****, right?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
BT made me laugh once or twice, but for the last half a year he has been a miserable ball of failure, capped off with trying to bring the sandbox into =4.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
bodhisattva wrote:
Nadenu, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
I've always liked the rhombus.
You know a rhombus isn't a *****, right?
Says you.
Favorite Name Dropper: Nobster. Nobody casually lets fly the moniker of the latest celeb you've had dealings with quite as smoothly as you, baby.
Sentimental Favorite: Tare. An overly fertile female Canadian? Don't they give out medals to women like you for populating the frozen tundra with future seal hunters and whale harpooners?
Best Poster for a Post Count Grind-fest: Are you kidding me? Is there any other possible choice other than Jophiel for continuing to post here boldly despite a spirit-wilting dearth of interesting topics or people? In the face of such adversity, I'm willing to grant him a second helping of Lifetime Achievement Award. He's the Asylum equivilent of that guy who works in a factory putting a bolt in a widget for his entire lifetime, never complaining about working conditions, never asking for a raise or a promotion, just happy to have his two 15 minute breaks in the morning and afternoon, and eating his bologne and mayo sandwich on white bread during his 30 minute lunchbreak. RACK you, I guess.
Good Ol' Boys I Hope Never Leave This Place: 'Flea, Smash, Git, Nads, Sammy, Gbaji, Moeb, Red, Exo, Kao, DSD, Whats-her-face from Raleigh, the Turtle.
Good Ol' Boys I Wish Never Left This Place: Angry Hippo and Tacosid.
Totem
Sentimental Favorite: Tare. An overly fertile female Canadian? Don't they give out medals to women like you for populating the frozen tundra with future seal hunters and whale harpooners?
Best Poster for a Post Count Grind-fest: Are you kidding me? Is there any other possible choice other than Jophiel for continuing to post here boldly despite a spirit-wilting dearth of interesting topics or people? In the face of such adversity, I'm willing to grant him a second helping of Lifetime Achievement Award. He's the Asylum equivilent of that guy who works in a factory putting a bolt in a widget for his entire lifetime, never complaining about working conditions, never asking for a raise or a promotion, just happy to have his two 15 minute breaks in the morning and afternoon, and eating his bologne and mayo sandwich on white bread during his 30 minute lunchbreak. RACK you, I guess.
Good Ol' Boys I Hope Never Leave This Place: 'Flea, Smash, Git, Nads, Sammy, Gbaji, Moeb, Red, Exo, Kao, DSD, Whats-her-face from Raleigh, the Turtle.
Good Ol' Boys I Wish Never Left This Place: Angry Hippo and Tacosid.
Totem
Totem wrote:
Sentimental Favorite: Tare. An overly fertile female Canadian? Don't they give out medals to women like you for populating the frozen tundra with future seal hunters and whale harpooners?
Sadly, no, but they bloody well should.
I heart Totem best. He always memembers me.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
You know, I'm pretty sure Red won "Best Newcomer" last year, too.
Yep, and I plan to win it next year too.
Since we're sucking each other off, here are my nominations, in chronological order:
Favourite early riser for morning chat: Tare. thanks, it wouldn't have been the same without you!
Most informative poster: Joph' By the way, I'm coming to Chicago next year, so I'll be pm0ing you for advice. And more!
Funniest poster: Tough one, but Nobby gets my vote. It's the silliness that get sme every time.
Least stupid Republican: I gotta give it to Moe. He's stupid, for sure, but not quite as much as the others.
Favourite candidate: Ombama. If anyone doesn't know who to vote for, and doesn't care, vote for him from me. It's tough being a poor and humble citizen of the world who's denied basic civic rights.
Favourite Brick wall: Who else...
Favourite linkage of Maine news: Tough one, but I think Smash just nicks it. Keep it going, it's nice to know nothing much is going on somewhere.
Favourite DP: Surely BT for raping both the Asylum and the 28.
Favourite 10k: Farkle!
Favourite most disliked: Varrus. His socks are too cute.
Favourite drug: Weed has edged again this year, but champagne made a strong run late in the 4th. Maybe next year!
Poster most likely to slobber down a BT ***** shake: Nobby
Rate up to Elinda
Rate up to Elinda
Fickle beeatch that I am, I had some ties in my choices. Don't judge me! 
Funniest Poster: BarkingTurtle/Nobby - For me, it's always a tie between you two twits. The more the merrier. Cheers.
Wittiest Poster: Samira. Possibly a female American Stephen Fry - Spot on.
Best Newcomer: Elinda. Not sure if she's all that new, but I noticed her decent contributions this year more so than any previous year.
Consistent Quality: Jophiel. Jophiel is the Cal Ripken, Jr. of the Asylum - which speaks to his tenure here or to the extreme boredom he endures at his day job.
Most Disturbing Poster: Gbaji and his spin on politics (to each his own).
Silliest Poster: Nadenu - she has some of the best comebacks ever (see this thread).
Poster most likely to off themself after sniping a mall: any of the Pubbies on here - ticking time bombs of failed republican beliefs...tick...tick...tick...tick...
Most Charming Poster: Nexa and Tare - Normally I would just pick Nexa, but Tare has been awesome of late in her charmingness...ness. Plus, she looked smokin' hawt in the pics from Chi-town.
Grumpiest Poster: Moebius takes panache and grumpiness to new levels - Agreed - now if we can get the drunk ******* to post regularly. Props to his recent drunken posts.
Best Admin: While they have all been absolutely great to me, I'll go this year with Danalog since he's a local favorite.
Most deliciously cynical Poster: Smasharoo - Nice to see him back and posting more often - we only have Nexa to thank. Well played, madam, well played.
Best Terrorist: pre-Nice-Nephyths - I'm assuming this is for best Troll/Sniper/Ball Buster - Kudos!
Best Drug: Online Dating - Oh dear Bob, I'm like BT running amok in Noah's Ark!
Most Annoying Poster: Katie - Didn't want her to feel left out!
Sexiest Poster: Thumbelyna
FavoUrite shape: Thumbelyna's
Best Avatard: Mine. Obey the Basset, ****!
Favorite number(s): The numbers on my paycheck with a $ in front of them.
Assylumite of the Year: Barkingturtle - spot on
**Edited for ****-retentive Baltimore Orioles fans
Edited, Dec 10th 2007 8:46pm by Snorre
Funniest Poster: BarkingTurtle/Nobby - For me, it's always a tie between you two twits. The more the merrier. Cheers.
Wittiest Poster: Samira. Possibly a female American Stephen Fry - Spot on.
Best Newcomer: Elinda. Not sure if she's all that new, but I noticed her decent contributions this year more so than any previous year.
Consistent Quality: Jophiel. Jophiel is the Cal Ripken, Jr. of the Asylum - which speaks to his tenure here or to the extreme boredom he endures at his day job.
Most Disturbing Poster: Gbaji and his spin on politics (to each his own).
Silliest Poster: Nadenu - she has some of the best comebacks ever (see this thread).
Poster most likely to off themself after sniping a mall: any of the Pubbies on here - ticking time bombs of failed republican beliefs...tick...tick...tick...tick...
Most Charming Poster: Nexa and Tare - Normally I would just pick Nexa, but Tare has been awesome of late in her charmingness...ness. Plus, she looked smokin' hawt in the pics from Chi-town.
Grumpiest Poster: Moebius takes panache and grumpiness to new levels - Agreed - now if we can get the drunk ******* to post regularly. Props to his recent drunken posts.
Best Admin: While they have all been absolutely great to me, I'll go this year with Danalog since he's a local favorite.
Most deliciously cynical Poster: Smasharoo - Nice to see him back and posting more often - we only have Nexa to thank. Well played, madam, well played.
Best Terrorist: pre-Nice-Nephyths - I'm assuming this is for best Troll/Sniper/Ball Buster - Kudos!
Best Drug: Online Dating - Oh dear Bob, I'm like BT running amok in Noah's Ark!
Most Annoying Poster: Katie - Didn't want her to feel left out!
Sexiest Poster: Thumbelyna
FavoUrite shape: Thumbelyna's
Best Avatard: Mine. Obey the Basset, ****!
Favorite number(s): The numbers on my paycheck with a $ in front of them.
Assylumite of the Year: Barkingturtle - spot on
**Edited for ****-retentive Baltimore Orioles fans
Edited, Dec 10th 2007 8:46pm by Snorre
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Snorre wrote:
Best Newcomer: Elinda. Not sure if she's all that new, but I noticed her decent contributions this year more so than any previous year.
I had to look and see when I first posted in the Assylum - it was Sept. 04.
Anyhoo...another category!!
>>Favorite or most memorable post<<
I had to think a bit, frankly kids, nothing terribly memorable.
But, Kelvy's thought provoking "how does it work" threads were always my favs...so...in memorium:
My Favorite post of 2007 - What is Love? by Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant and his imaginary friend.
Edited, Dec 9th 2007 7:20pm by Elinda
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Snorre,
The baseball hall of fame player is CAL RIPKEN JR.
Every true black and orange fan knows that, so please edit/amend your post.. His dad was Cal Ripken.
The baseball hall of fame player is CAL RIPKEN JR.
Every true black and orange fan knows that, so please edit/amend your post.. His dad was Cal Ripken.
The obvious choice for Best Newcomer of 2007 would be Monxdot.
And another year goes by in which the regulars of this forum frighten my too much to post here often. Keep up the good work, guys and gals.
SirSnorresAlot said
Woot! Now thats what I'm talking about!
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Most Annoying Poster: Katie - Didn't want her to feel left out!
Woot! Now thats what I'm talking about!
Funniest Poster: DsD
Wittiest Poster: Samira.
Best Newcomer: NA
Consistent Quality: Jophiel.
Most Disturbing Poster: Smasharoo
Silliest Poster: Nobby
Poster most likely to off themself after sniping a mall: AngryHippo
Most Charming Poster: ElneClare
Grumpiest Poster : Moebius /Flea are tied for this
Best Admin: I have to say I've seen Nixnot come along way from just that retarded gay poster of yesterday
Most deliciously cynical Poster: Smasharoo
Best Terrorist: BlatherionBlackenblade
Best Drug : Sex
Most Annoying Poster: All the OOTers
Sexiest Poster: Nexa
FavoUrite shape: Square
Best Avatard: Nobby's Boobs
FavoUrite number: 2
Poster who is most likely to win a phone-in quiz about battle-ships: Kaolian
[b]Assylumite of the Year: Smasharoo for his stunning comeback from the dead.
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