Now let's be clear, an 'indulgence' is something that Catholics of yester-year would buy with cold, hard cash to admonish them from all sin, and guarantee a place in Paradise
Child-raping murderer with cash to spare? Worry ye not. Sign here, hand over a few gold pieces, and you'll be sipping Chardonnay with the Christ within seconds of your terminal Myocardial Infarction. Yay!
So ze new Cherman Pope has confirmed that to celebrate the 150th anniversary of the Virgin (tm) Mary's appearance at Lourdes is offering up indulgences.
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I have no clue what the fUck this guy was thinking of, but he's infallible, so it must be wise.