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congrats Nexa.........nerd
Or, what we like to call "hell on earth". :)
"we"?
She's not getting a an A+ certification at Devry...
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You're going to be a social worker?
Atomicflea wrote:
You're going to be a social worker?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Atomicflea wrote:
You're going to be a social worker?
Nah...if I wanted to be a social worker, I could have gone ahead with a much more appropriate "Master of Science in Social Work".
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
You're going to develope humans?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
You're going to develope humans?
I should totally have a degree in that already...I made one from scratch.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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I should totally have a degree in that already...I made one from scratch.
Nexa
Nexa
Yes, but if she meets or has met the Roo, you'll have failed in the development part.
Scarred for life comes to mind.
Pffft, she owns the Roo.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Princess Tare wrote:
Pffft, she owns the Roo.
It's true. He is merely another one of her faithful servants now.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Typically spineless Democrat then? Can't even stand up to a little girl.
MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
Typically spineless Democrat then? Can't even stand up to a little girl.
Oh you know you couldn't either, you big softie.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Totally, they get you in the figure-four-leg-lock of cuteness and it's all over.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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Oh you know you couldn't either, you big softie.
Meh, my niece is 18 months old and even she doesn't have carte blanch.
MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
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Oh you know you couldn't either, you big softie.
Meh, my niece is 18 months old and even she doesn't have carte blanch.
18 month olds aren't nearly as fun as a 2.5 year old who tells you, when told to stop roaring loudly, that she's a "tiger-beast" that "can't hear you right now because she's busy thinking about snow-trees" but that she'll stop "in just a minute and be just a tiny baby kitty."
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
18 month olds aren't nearly as fun as a 30-something year old poker player who tells you, when told to stop roaring loudly, that he's a "tiger-beast" that "can't hear you right now because he's busy thinking about snow-trees" but that he'll stop "in just a minute and be just a tiny baby kitty."
Nexa
Nexa
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
could I major in that and still get into med school
i wanna be a psychiatrist
i wanna be a psychiatrist
eopia wrote:
could I major in that and still get into med school
i wanna be a psychiatrist
i wanna be a psychiatrist
Well, I could be wrong, but I don't think most people get a Master's degree before going to med school, do they? Isn't med-school kind of an after-the-B.S. degree kind of thing?
I'd suggest getting your undergrad in psychology if you want to be a psychiatrist.
I'd also suggest a few English classes.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
eopia wrote:
could I major in that and still get into med school
i wanna be a psychiatrist
i wanna be a psychiatrist
For med school you need opposable thumbs, the ability to read without your lips moving, and to walk without the risk of carpet-burns to your knuckles.
On the plus side, based on your posts, you'll never want for gainful employment. Burgers don't flip themselves y'know!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
pshhhh in RL im pretty smart...I choose to be an idiot on teh forums...you folks have no chance of actually meeting me so...it doesn't particularly matter to me...
eopia wrote:
pshhhh in RL im pretty smart...I choose to be an idiot on teh forums...you folks have no chance of actually meeting me so...it doesn't particularly matter to me...
eopia wrote:
pshhhh in RL im pretty smart...I choose to be an idiot on teh forums...you folks have no chance of actually meeting me so...it doesn't particularly matter to me...
Yeah, I can just see it. Sorry Mrs Brown, you hav teh canser. OMGWTFPWND!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Princess Tare wrote:
eopia wrote:
pshhhh in RL im pretty smart...I choose to be an idiot on teh forums...you folks have no chance of actually meeting me so...it doesn't particularly matter to me...
Yeah, I can just see it. Sorry Mrs Brown, you hav teh canser. OMGWTFPWND!
I think I'd laugh if I had a psychiatrist that told me that, even without the leet speak.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Teh mynd canser.
Lolbifrons!
Lolbifrons!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Princess Tare wrote:
Teh mynd canser.
Lolbifrons!
Lolbifrons!
roflcopter!!eleven!!!
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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