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As if guys aren't under enough pressure on the first dateFollow

#1 Dec 03 2007 at 10:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Now there's scientific proof as to why I'm not getting to second base after jamming my tounge down a gal's throat.

I'm not sure what's more pathetic, the fact that someone spent loads of money and time researching this, or the fact that it landed on the front page of CNN.

From the article wrote:
In a study published recently in the scientific journal "Evolutionary Psychology," 59 percent of men and 66 percent of women said they've been in the position of being attracted to someone -- until they kissed the person.

"At the moment of the kiss, there's a very complicated exchange of information ... that may tap into underlying evolved mechanisms" cluing us in on whether we're genetically compatible, explains Gordon Gallup, co-author of the study and professor of psychology at the State University of New York at Albany. "A kiss can be a deal-breaker in terms of whether a relationship will flower or flounder, so to speak."

Rachel Myeroff, 26, can attest to that. On a second date with a guy, says the New York City-based sales manager, "he just went in for it and attached himself to me in the sloppiest, most horrible kiss ever. He was just consuming my mouth. I most definitely did not call him again."

Gallup's research suggests that men and women have different agendas when it comes to kissing, an act that occurs in 95 percent of human societies and is believed to have been first recorded in Vedic Sanskrit texts around 1500 B.C. in India.

For men, kissing is more often used as a means to an end -- namely, to gain sexual access. Men also are more likely to literally kiss and make up, using kissing to attempt reconciliation.

Women on the other hand use kissing as a mate-assessment technique, Gallup notes. They subconsciously evaluate mating potential from the chemicals in their partner's saliva and breath, for instance.
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#2 Dec 03 2007 at 11:07 AM Rating: Excellent
This explains why not long after I kiss them their panties are usually around their ankles.


+1 pheromones and man chemicals.
#3 Dec 03 2007 at 11:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Heh. Before I got married, the first kiss was always an indicator to me as to whether I wanted to pursue a relationship with the fellow or not. I hated aggressive kissers and always enjoyed the light butterfly kisses first and then if things got heated up, the deeper kissing.
#4 Dec 03 2007 at 12:40 PM Rating: Good
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Heh. Before I got married, the first kiss was always an indicator to me as to whether I wanted to pursue a relationship with the fellow or not. I hated aggressive kissers and always enjoyed the light butterfly kisses first and then if things got heated up, the deeper kissing.
There's nothing in this world that's more repulsive than a guy who hits your mouth with a big old mess of teeth-and-tongue before you're properly warmed up.
#5 Dec 03 2007 at 12:43 PM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Heh. Before I got married, the first kiss was always an indicator to me as to whether I wanted to pursue a relationship with the fellow or not. I hated aggressive kissers and always enjoyed the light butterfly kisses first and then if things got heated up, the deeper kissing.
There's nothing in this world that's more repulsive than a guy who hits your mouth with a big old mess of teeth-and-tongue before you're properly warmed up.
That's why I found going straight to cunnilingus works really well.
#6 Dec 03 2007 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good
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The guys that try to swallow your whole face are the ones that always turned me off. I was never sure how they did it either, it's not like they had Mick Jagger mouths.
#7 Dec 03 2007 at 1:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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I dunno, one guy I dated (twice!) gave the sloppiest, wet kisses I'd ever encountered, but was also a dynamo in the sack. Give and take, people.
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#8 Dec 03 2007 at 1:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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You dated him twice and let him bang you? Smiley: wink2
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#9 Dec 03 2007 at 1:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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No, we were dating twice. He banged me millions of times. Smiley: smile
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#10 Dec 03 2007 at 1:37 PM Rating: Good
This can be a two-way street, as well.

I've kissed women who just turned me right off, either by being grossly forceful or by having weird technique. I remember this one chick, who just went right to work spiraling her tongue like a roto-tooter. I was certain she'd picked that move up watching bad ****.

I still nailed her, but I, uh, I don't really have anything else to add.
#11 Dec 03 2007 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
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I did date one girl who was a horrible kisser. She kept licking my face all the time, like it was sexy or something. She also danced like Elaine from Seinfeld. Not that the two were related, but the combination was more than I could tolerate.
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#12 Dec 03 2007 at 3:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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I don't really mind sloppy and wet (unless I need to towel off my face after a kiss, that's a bit much). It's when they open their mouth as wiiiiiiiide as they can, starting at your chin and ending up right under your eyes. WTF are they thinking?
#13 Dec 03 2007 at 3:21 PM Rating: Good
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Nadenu, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
I don't really mind sloppy and wet (unless I need to towel off my face after a kiss, that's a bit much). It's when they open their mouth as wiiiiiiiide as they can, starting at your chin and ending up right under your eyes. WTF are they thinking?
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#14 Dec 03 2007 at 3:23 PM Rating: Good
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Crepes Nadenu ftw,I guess
#15 Dec 03 2007 at 3:23 PM Rating: Good
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Nadenu, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Crepes Nadenu ftw,I guess
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#16 Dec 03 2007 at 4:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Kisses are funny things, aren't they?

Wonder how it ever got started? It's certainly not as obvious as sex and doesn't produce offspring.

Do you think eskimos really rub noses instead of locking lips?
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#17 Dec 03 2007 at 11:33 PM Rating: Good
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Do you think eskimos really rub noses instead of locking lips?

Frostbite.
#18 Dec 06 2007 at 8:48 PM Rating: Good
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Do you think eskimos really rub noses instead of locking lips?

Yes, they do. But not in a 'sexual' way. They rub noses like the French kiss cheeks. As a greeting because everything else is too dirty to touch each other with.

/agree: BT
I was totally gonna get with this chick, until I kissed her. The whole crazy-go-nuts in a circle tongue thing is kinda weird. Complete turn off and I left.
#19 Dec 07 2007 at 2:28 PM Rating: Default
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Yes, they do. But not in a 'sexual' way. They rub noses like the French kiss cheeks. As a greeting because everything else is too dirty to touch each other with.

/agree: BT
I was totally gonna get with this chick, until I kissed her. The whole crazy-go-nuts in a circle tongue thing is kinda weird. Complete turn off and I left.


some of us cant afford to be so picky

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#20 Dec 07 2007 at 3:29 PM Rating: Decent
Some of us like that go crazy type of making out. Usually that leads to raoming hands and more fun!

I hate those pecking type kisses. At least pretend to be passionate....
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