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#1 Dec 03 2007 at 8:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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...we had to write a paper on what our favorite thing was that our mother cooked for us. For whatever reason, my mind blanked and I just picked "Apple pie" and went on to describe how yummy it was. Later, I had the paper returned and brought it home. My mom read it and laughed -- she had never made an apple pie in her life.

I mention this now in the interest of full disclosure in case I ever run for office.
The Tribune's political blog wrote:
When a political candidate opens a line of attack against an opponent, it's usually wise to avoid the kind of criticism that will be viewed by many observers as the pot-calling-the-kettle-black, the sort of finger-pointing that can easily be turned back on the finger pointer.

That would seem to be the case with the renewed effort by Sen. Hillary Clinton's campaign to dirty up Sen. Barack Obama by accusing him of wanting to be president ever since he was just out of the womb and not being honest about it. The Clinton campaign issued a press release Sunday that included this:

In third grade, Senator Obama wrote an essay titled 'I Want To Be a President.' His third grade teacher: Fermina Katarina Sinaga "asked her class to write an essay titled 'My dream: What I want to be in the future.' Senator Obama wrote 'I want to be a President,' she said." [The Los Angeles Times, 3/15/07]

In kindergarten, Senator Obama wrote an essay titled 'I Want to Become President.’ "Iis Darmawan, 63, Senator Obama's kindergarten teacher, remembers him as an exceptionally tall and curly haired child who quickly picked up the local language and had sharp math skills. He wrote an essay titled, 'I Want To Become President,' the teacher said." [AP, 1/25/07 ]


Yes, you can believe your eyes. The Clinton people are citing a kindergarten essay by Obama as evidence against him in a presidential campaign.
I guess someone is worried about their new 2nd place status in some recent Iowa polls.

I've no idea who is going to win. I just found the above to be pretty funny.
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#2 Dec 03 2007 at 8:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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My reaction is probably not typical, but it goes something like this:

Is that the worst they could dig up on this guy? Seriously?

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#4 Dec 03 2007 at 8:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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Essays in Kindergarten?

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Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Essays in Kindergarten?



You never did the whole "What I Did on My Summer Vacation" thing?

Man, I hope my blatant lies about exciting fun-filled vacations never come to light.

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#6 Dec 03 2007 at 8:48 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Essays in Kindergarten?



You never did the whole "What I Did on My Summer Vacation" thing?

Man, I hope my blatant lies about exciting fun-filled vacations never come to light.

When in kindergarten you had not yet had a 'summer' vacation. We were just learning to make a circle with a line on it and to call it an 'a'.

I learned to read quick, but I don't think I could have read the word 'vacation' at age 4. Not too mention write an essay about it.

Maybe we were teh dumb in MN??
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Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Samira wrote:
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Essays in Kindergarten?



You never did the whole "What I Did on My Summer Vacation" thing?

Man, I hope my blatant lies about exciting fun-filled vacations never come to light.

When in kindergarten you had not yet had a 'summer' vacation. We were just learning to make a circle with a line on it and to call it an 'a'.

I learned to read quick, but I don't think I could have read the word 'vacation' at age 4. Not too mention write an essay about it.

Maybe we were teh dumb in MN??


Maybe, if you didn't learn the difference between kindergarten and third grade.
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I think Elinda refers to...
"In kindergarten, Senator Obama wrote an essay titled 'I Want to Become President.’..."

Of course, he did go to a Muslim terrorist training camp for his elementary education. So maybe summer vacation essays are stressed there.
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Samira wrote:
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Samira wrote:
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Essays in Kindergarten?



You never did the whole "What I Did on My Summer Vacation" thing?

Man, I hope my blatant lies about exciting fun-filled vacations never come to light.

When in kindergarten you had not yet had a 'summer' vacation. We were just learning to make a circle with a line on it and to call it an 'a'.

I learned to read quick, but I don't think I could have read the word 'vacation' at age 4. Not too mention write an essay about it.

Maybe we were teh dumb in MN??


Maybe, if you didn't learn the difference between kindergarten and third grade.
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The Clinton people are citing a kindergarten essay by Obama as evidence against him in a presidential campaign.
Actually, I was referring to Joph's comment. But I didn't specifically cite it...bad me. [:sad:]
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Well, hell. Good for him for having the wherewithal to write essays of any type in kindergarten.

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#11 Dec 03 2007 at 9:23 AM Rating: Good
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Well, hell. Good for him for having the wherewithal to write essays of any type in kindergarten.

Yeah, he should be president or something.

I'd like to see what Hilary was essaying about in kindergarten.

Edit: A little aside; Kindergarten had just become mandatory when I started school. My sister, four years my senior, didn't have it.

Edited, Dec 3rd 2007 6:29pm by Elinda
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When I was in kindergarden, I drew a picture of me and a girl in my class in the shower together. It's a good thing I'm not running for President, or I'd likely be accused of being a pedOphile.
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When I was in kindergarden, I drew a picture of me and a girl in my class in the shower together. It's a good thing I'm not running for President, or I'd likely be accused of being a pedOphile.


Good thing you're not in school today either, or you'd be going to jail for making kiddie ****.
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#14 Dec 03 2007 at 11:13 AM Rating: Excellent
I once wrote a short story in the 3rd-4th grade about the American Revolution or the American Civil War, I forget which (it had to do with a musket ball), written from the point of view from a wounded soldier.

I described, vividly, the shock of not being able to feel my leg, nor move my arms, and then I wrote how the people mercy killed me, in spite of my protests, but it was as if I was mute...






I don't know why they decided to pull me out to the side and ask me all those questions, and bring my mother into it.........
#15 Dec 03 2007 at 1:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Maybe we were teh dumb in MN??

Since moving here my experience has been that a great majority of native Minnesotans are, in fact, "teh dumb", or in my own words complete f'ucking idiots.

For myself, I grew up in Alabama, and I was reading the dictionary and encyclopedia for fun by kindergarten. My early life aspiration was to become a particle physicist (my mother loves to tell the story of how she had to endure my explanation of the inner workings of super colliders because I didn't want to watch Sesame Street).

Yes, I am a bit of a geek.

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What a koinkydink!

When I was at kindergarten. . .

Oh, hang on. I played with worms, pulled girls' pigtails, made mud-pies and generally played like a wild puppy whilst resisting any attempt at education or discipline.

My experience of 'child prodigies' is that their parents are usually unhelpfully pushy, and once they enter adolescence/adulthood, they often turn into socially dysfunctional nerds who live with their parents beyond the age of 30.

A significant proportion of the successful people I know (by which I mean finacially successful whilst having a fulfilling life and being nationally or internationally recognised as leaders in their field) were late developers. Not representative or statistically significant, I know, but that's been my experience.
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In kindergarten, one of our class assignments was to draw a purple cow. Apparently, I refused to do so based on the notion that purple cows were absurd and unrealistic. In hindsight, I was probably just afraid that I'd catch "the gay."
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My reaction is probably not typical, but it goes something like this:

Is that the worst they could dig up on this guy? Seriously?


It's tough to good opposition research when your opponent is 1) A darkie and you're counting on lots of brown votes. 2) Someone who "writes" fluffy throw away semibiographical books where he admits to doing coke as a boy. and 3) Is very clean. Ask Biden.

When I was in third grade we had to write a "how to do something" I wrote about how to assemble a two phase fusion bomb.

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Smasharoo wrote:

When I was in third grade we had to write a "how to do something" I wrote about how to assemble a two phase fusion bomb.


I assume you mean a fusion boosted fission reaction, not pure fusion? Did it include all the appropriate stick figure diagrams?





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#20 Dec 04 2007 at 8:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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What? That? It was... umm... a joke! Heh. Heh. Heh.
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#21 Dec 04 2007 at 11:25 AM Rating: Excellent
So, what you're really saying is that she's a Clinton?
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It's like she's running with the same staff and everything.
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Hmmmm...someone wanting to be President in 3rd grade, or Whitewater and/or runnning in a state you don't even really live in.

Does Hilary realizes how retarded this makes her look?

And speaking of Obama, I find it funny that so many Republicans attack him for his "inexperience", when the last two Bushes were "experienced" and they sure did a bang-up job, amirite?
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Samira wrote:
Is that the worst they could dig up on this guy? Seriously?

They DO hint that English was not his first language.
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In kindergarten, one of our class assignments was to draw a purple cow. Apparently, I refused to do so based on the notion that purple cows were absurd and unrealistic.
I used to make a very straight upside-down 7-shaped thing in place of my capital letter "C". When the teacher would correct me, I would tell her that it was "my impression of C" and therefore what she thought was irrelevant.

Apparently you and I came from opposing sides of the brain as kids. Smiley: lol
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