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#1 Nov 30 2007 at 11:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hostage Situation at Clinton Campaign Office

Isn't it a bit early for this? These things should at least wait until after the primaries...he could be wasting good bombs.

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#2 Nov 30 2007 at 12:00 PM Rating: Good
She's losing ground in the polls. What else is she going to do?

Publicity Stunt!
#3 Nov 30 2007 at 12:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well if that's what it is, I think she should do something like bury herself in the street like David Blaine or maybe, like, invent the cure for cancer or something totally cool like that.

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#4 Nov 30 2007 at 12:11 PM Rating: Good
I'd help dig the hole if she wants to be buried.
#5 Nov 30 2007 at 12:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
I'd help dig the hole if she wants to be buried.


Politicians are usually quite adept at digging their own holes. Or filling them with something inappropriate.

/shrug

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#6 Nov 30 2007 at 12:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Huh. Unfortunately, the article didn't state (or they didn't know) what the guy hoped to accomplish.
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#7 Nov 30 2007 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
According to CNN right now, they don't know what he wants to accomplish. But two hostages have been released. *shrug*
#8 Nov 30 2007 at 1:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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And now Evel Kneival is dead. Today just sucks.

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#9 Nov 30 2007 at 1:41 PM Rating: Good
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None of that stuff matters, not when the Guinness Brewery has just been struck by a major beer hiest!

Edited, Nov 30th 2007 4:48pm by fhrugby
#10 Nov 30 2007 at 1:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
And now Evel Kneival is dead. Today just sucks.
Yeah, but if the stories had been related, it would have been infinately cool.
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#11 Nov 30 2007 at 2:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Huh. Unfortunately, the article didn't state (or they didn't know) what the guy hoped to accomplish.


Is it true he was wearing a San Diego Chargers tee shirt and muttering incoherently?
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#12 Dec 01 2007 at 3:09 AM Rating: Good
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MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
Publicity Stunt!
My subliminal campaign to get you using Rhyming Slang is bearing fruit.

Muwahaha.
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