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#1 Nov 30 2007 at 8:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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"**** Star" > Student > Teen

Kansas Teen Missing: Hotel Room Searched (Nov 28)
Missing Student Had Double Life As **** Star (Nov 29)
Body of Secret **** Star Found in Kansas (Nov 30)

Nothing much I can say which isn't obvious. I just found the progression to be interesting. I do have to question the repeated use of "**** star" which makes it sound as if Miss Sander was in films taking monster ***** from both ends. In reality, she apparently had some pretty garden variety nude photos on a website. I guess that "College student with nude pics on the web" would cover too many people to be an effective description.

Edited, Nov 30th 2007 10:28am by Jophiel
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#2 Nov 30 2007 at 8:46 AM Rating: Decent
What a tragedy. She was a hot little piece.

My thoughts and prayers are with the **** industry.
#3 Nov 30 2007 at 9:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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I laughed at this;

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Jacob Sander, confirmed that the nude woman pictured on the site is his sister.


Sir, can you confirm that these boobs belong to your sister?

Yes, sir, those are my sister's boobs. I'd recognize those nipples anywhere.
#4 Nov 30 2007 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
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Interesting.

I'm often intrgued how journalists categorisepeople ased on social mores.

black burglar killed = Black
White burglar kiled = Burglar

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#5 Nov 30 2007 at 10:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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King Nobby wrote:
Interesting.

I'm often intrgued how journalists categorisepeople ased on social mores.

black burglar killed = Black
White burglar kiled = Burglar



Actually, at least out here, papers make no mention of race, ever. At all. Even if it's an article about a wanted criminal with a plea for people to come forward if they see this *completely undescribed* suspect.

It's funny in a real pitiful way.
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#6 Nov 30 2007 at 10:35 AM Rating: Good
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Her website is broke....

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Not Found
The requested URL / was not found on this server.

Apache/1.3.37 Server at www.zoeyzaneblog.com Port 80


Do you think they'll fix it anytime soon?
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#7 Nov 30 2007 at 10:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm sure some intrawebz digging could turn up cached images or whatever. I don't have the inclination to go rooting for naked pictures of some dead girl but I'm sure someone does.
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#8 Nov 30 2007 at 1:00 PM Rating: Decent
I already did, she was a small ****** hottie.
#9 Nov 30 2007 at 1:47 PM Rating: Default
Delicious, kinda sucks she's dead though. Oh well, at least it isn't me!
#10 Nov 30 2007 at 2:05 PM Rating: Decent
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Police insisted that Sander's Internet activity had no connection to her disappearance. "The issue of the Internet and the spinoff of that has been literally crippling our investigation,"


Yay!

Clearly god punished her for her wicked deeds. Unrelated? Not to Jesus!

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#11 Nov 30 2007 at 3:30 PM Rating: Good
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I'd rape and strangulate it.
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#12 Nov 30 2007 at 3:37 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
I'd rape and strangulate it.


Smiley: lol That's so wrong....
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#13 Nov 30 2007 at 5:05 PM Rating: Decent
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Police insisted that Sander's Internet activity had no connection to her disappearance. "The issue of the Internet and the spinoff of that has been literally crippling our investigation,"


Yay!

Clearly god punished her for her wicked deeds. Unrelated? Not to Jesus!




You got it all wrong, the devil made the killer do it!
#14 Nov 30 2007 at 5:15 PM Rating: Default
Meh, I've seen hotter.
#15 Nov 30 2007 at 7:36 PM Rating: Good
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I guess I can cancel payment on my membership to her site now.
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