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#27 Nov 30 2007 at 1:48 PM Rating: Good
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True. Smiley: lol

And let's hope she's smart enough to tell the nurse that she "slipped" and fell, so there's no pesky domestic abuse charges to grapple with.

That could get a tad pricey.
#28 Nov 30 2007 at 1:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Am I out of control with online dating?

Yes. Yes I am.


Obvious hypocrisy aside, and realizing it's commonplace now, I still have to say I'd rather die penniless and insane face down in a gutter in Darfur with a chicken sticking out of my *** then use an online dating service.

On the hand, chicks dig me, so it really hasn't been much of an issue. I think it's because of my Midwestern modesty and down home boyish good looks.



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#29 Dec 01 2007 at 6:53 PM Rating: Good
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Weekend is half over, but I stay off line last 2 days being unsociable. Didn't check email, boards or get in game. Played Civ4 for 2 days. Yes I cheat, but seeing my first time winning UN vote and compare to Augustus Cesare, was sweet. Still trying to get over the cold Jonwin gave me. At least I didn't get his bronchitis, yet.

Went out with middle child to Historic Ellicott City, to see one of her favorite Fairy Artists. Jonwin had to work over nite on ship and decline to join us, for coffee, and shopping. I think the stores, just knew I was coming the day before my birthday and put all their Penguin toys and figurines, where I would notice them. I came home with a baby penguin in half of his shell, stuff animal, one wind up plastic toy penguin with Santa hat on spring and a wooden bird house in the shape of a old Fridge, with Penguins on Ice written on the door to keep some of my penguins in.

Budget didn't allow me to get the Penguin sign holder or every penguin toy and figurine I saw. Jonwin says I have way too many, but I feel that one can never have too many penguins. Plus my kids always know they can't go wrong getting me more penguins for my birthday and Christmas. As we enjoyed some coffee and tea, for the congested birthday girl, with a slice of peanut butter and chocolate cake, she gave me my present. Hair sticks with glass penguins beads, on the ends.

Tomorrow is the start of the count down to my reaching half a century old. I figure starting at 366 days, was a bit too much. I will just hint to my family that a party would be nice next year. Just don't do what my family did and also make it their annual Christmas party. For all those who share in having their birthday near or on a holiday, you can join me in a drink tomorrow. I think I'll start the day with a hot toddy.

I also hear gin is good hot, from the liquor store owner, who is from England. I think he just was trying to get me to buy one of the many imported gins he had. He had some nice Mead for us to try. I did pass up buying a bottle of Wicked Elf Ale. Need to read a review, before I buy a bottle with nice label.
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#30 Dec 02 2007 at 5:43 AM Rating: Good
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I think online dating is just fine, Snorre--no less pathetic than trolling a bar or your office, in any case. Good luck with finding yourself someone.

I bought a new kitchen set and Joph and I built it halvsies (his part was so confusing to me I wanted to ship it back when I started to read the instructions), got a CHristmas tree, put up some decorations and then got caught in an ice storm that's put the kibash on some of my plans.... Today I want o relax and ignore my messy house, do laundry, etc. I figure I'll catch up with the housework this week.

I wonder how long I'll last before I start cleaning.
#31 Dec 03 2007 at 8:45 AM Rating: Good
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Snorre wrote:
Got a date tonight, a date tomorrow afternoon, a date tomorrow evening, a date Sunday afternoon, and possibly a date Sunday evening. All with different ladies.

Am I out of control with online dating?

Yes. Yes I am. Smiley: grin

Good times.


Smiley: laugh

You MySpace *****!
#32 Dec 03 2007 at 8:50 AM Rating: Decent
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Snorre wrote:
Got a date tonight, a date tomorrow afternoon, a date tomorrow evening, a date Sunday afternoon, and possibly a date Sunday evening. All with different ladies.

Am I out of control with online dating?

Yes. Yes I am. Smiley: grin

Good times.


Smiley: laugh

You MySpace *****!
I'm waiting for a report. Smiley: smile
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#33 Dec 03 2007 at 8:58 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Snorre wrote:
Got a date tonight, a date tomorrow afternoon, a date tomorrow evening, a date Sunday afternoon, and possibly a date Sunday evening. All with different ladies.

Am I out of control with online dating?

Yes. Yes I am. Smiley: grin

Good times.


Smiley: laugh

You MySpace *****!
I'm waiting for a report. Smiley: smile


Ditto.
#34 Dec 05 2007 at 7:34 AM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Snorre wrote:
Got a date tonight, a date tomorrow afternoon, a date tomorrow evening, a date Sunday afternoon, and possibly a date Sunday evening. All with different ladies.

Am I out of control with online dating?

Yes. Yes I am. Smiley: grin

Good times.


Smiley: laugh

You MySpace *****!
I'm waiting for a report. Smiley: smile


Ditto.


Snore....

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