I thought my research paper for my History of Native Americans class was due next week. It's due tomorrow.
Annnnndddd.... I'm off to write seven pages. One, two, three GO!
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Ouchadoodle.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Happens to me all the time, but then I just don't do it.
Haha, I thought the thread title was I Have Elinda to Beat...and I wondered how Elinda was responsible for your poor organization.
She's ebil.
She's ebil.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Seven pages? That'll be an exciting 15 minutes.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Damn lucky *******!
Meh, it's an intro class. Regardless, I'm starting from zero. And, before anyone says the inevitable, I'm sitting here with a dozen Firefox tabs open to research sources, so hush.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I submitted my topic today and now have a good week to procrastinate.
I'm off to play an ebil game of make-believe now.
GL with the paper.
I'm off to play an ebil game of make-believe now.
GL with the paper.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Jophiel wrote:
Meh, it's an intro class. Regardless, I'm starting from zero. And, before anyone says the inevitable, I'm sitting here with a dozen Firefox tabs open to research sources, so hush.
Kind of like how my husband is studying for his real estate license while playing poker online.
I am perfecting my senior presentation, can you tell?
Ok... and a paper about Molly Spotted Elk, a woman about whom I knew nothing only five hours ago: Done!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I'd relate the story of frobisher and the lost crewman, then the orals story found 300 laters that finished the story, but I told that one before so you are SOL, I don't need to be mocked.
Hawaiians getting wiped off the map by disease and white rich americans, trail of tears, powahatan and his confederacy and how the whiteman ****** it up, or you could just write about how f'ucking awesome Chief Dan George was in the Outlaw Josey Wales.
G'luck.
Hawaiians getting wiped off the map by disease and white rich americans, trail of tears, powahatan and his confederacy and how the whiteman ****** it up, or you could just write about how f'ucking awesome Chief Dan George was in the Outlaw Josey Wales.
G'luck.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Nah, I'm done now. I wrote it on an Indian dancer and actress from the 1920's & 30's and the issues she faced trying to meld her traditional dance and customs into a mainstream entertainment career.
If nothing else, it'll be a break for the instructor from reading papers about totem poles and Little Bighorn.
If nothing else, it'll be a break for the instructor from reading papers about totem poles and Little Bighorn.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You should have written it on that I Love Lucy episode where Ricky puts on an Indian-themed show that Lucy sneaks into.
"Lucyyyy, come HEE-eeerrree"
"Nuh-UHHH UH-uhhh"
Edit: Can't believe it's there: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDPjzeSLBMA
Edited, Nov 29th 2007 3:22am by trickybeck
"Lucyyyy, come HEE-eeerrree"
"Nuh-UHHH UH-uhhh"
Edit: Can't believe it's there: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDPjzeSLBMA
Edited, Nov 29th 2007 3:22am by trickybeck
Jophiel wrote:
Nah, I'm done now. I wrote it on an Indian dancer and actress from the 1920's & 30's and the issues she faced trying to meld her traditional dance and customs into a mainstream entertainment career.
If nothing else, it'll be a break for the instructor from reading papers about totem poles and Little Bighorn.
If nothing else, it'll be a break for the instructor from reading papers about totem poles and Little Bighorn.
Was ficksnishin' involved at all?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Was ficksnishin' involved at all?
Where's the Samira dictionary?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
No. No, there was not.
Off topic, when do you suppose there'll be a change to the "Save" icon?
No one uses those any more. Or, before you pipe in with how you use them still, they're rarely used. Or will they remain under the force of their own inertia since, once they replace it, people will say "Hey! How do I save this thing from the toolbar??"
Off topic, when do you suppose there'll be a change to the "Save" icon?
No one uses those any more. Or, before you pipe in with how you use them still, they're rarely used. Or will they remain under the force of their own inertia since, once they replace it, people will say "Hey! How do I save this thing from the toolbar??"
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
That's an excellent question. Unfortunately the CD icon is used for something else, and the little safe icon is probably a Mac thing, so no go there.
Maybe a redesigned Superman S?
Edited, Nov 29th 2007 9:37am by Samira
Maybe a redesigned Superman S?
Edited, Nov 29th 2007 9:37am by Samira
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
They should change it to a typewriter, as an homage to the Resident Evil games.
OK, maybe not, just brainstorming here...
OK, maybe not, just brainstorming here...
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
duh
**** off the teacher and do it on the fact that there is not such thing as the Seminole Indian tribe.
**** off the teacher and do it on the fact that there is not such thing as the Seminole Indian tribe.
Singdall wrote:
duh
**** off the teacher and do it on the fact that there is not such thing as the Seminole Indian tribe.
**** off the teacher and do it on the fact that there is not such thing as the Seminole Indian tribe.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
As a word of advice, when you e-mail your document to yourself at work so you can print it out the next day, be sure it's saved in a format you can actually open from the office. To wit, I use Corel Word Perfect at home and the my computer (with Word) at the office wouldn't open it without installing some conversion software which it wouldn't let me install because I don't actually possess the MS Office CDs. I could have saved it as an RTF or something had I know but... live & learn.
I eventually found the tools on the intrawebz to print it but that took an hour longer than it needed to.
Edited, Nov 29th 2007 10:08am by Jophiel
I eventually found the tools on the intrawebz to print it but that took an hour longer than it needed to.
Edited, Nov 29th 2007 10:08am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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