Because otherwise a dog (perhaps, indeed, an affenpinscher) and valence. Obviously.
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In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
King Nobby wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Because if it was red, it would taste simply awful with orange.
"Or temperature"
Basic reading comprehension.
Edited, Dec 2nd 2007 11:24am by Nobby
Trick quetion. Or it's clearly some remnant of Middle English slang that wasn't covered in the rules.
Atleast let me revise my answer to
Because if it wasn't red, it would taste simply awful with orange.
Edited, Dec 2nd 2007 11:35am by NephthysWanderer
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Because if it
Nephthys out.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
**** you. I quit.
I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean that. I was just so scared, scared of bein alone. I'm sorry for my error, please readmit me and kick Samira out. After all she said affenpinscher after you said it was clearly not correct.
Thanks.
Thanks.
King Nobby wrote:
Next challenge
Why is a duck or temperature?
Why is a duck or temperature?
Because that's the way BT likes it.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar, Assassin Reject wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Next challenge
Why is a duck or temperature?
Why is a duck or temperature?
Because that's the way BT likes it.
Too late for reinstatement, Kakar, but I take that as a legitimate call for Smasharoo's eviction.
Say Bye Timmy :-)
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
And then there were two.
No matter what happens, I want everyone to know how much I've grown due to this experience. After Samira gave me that handjob in the confessional room, I've been having wet dreams about the Crypt Keeper. I feel like I'm already a winner.
No matter what happens, I want everyone to know how much I've grown due to this experience. After Samira gave me that handjob in the confessional room, I've been having wet dreams about the Crypt Keeper. I feel like I'm already a winner.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
And then there were two.
No matter what happens, I want everyone to know how much I've grown due to this experience. After Samira gave me that handjob in the confessional room, I've been having wet dreams about the Crypt Keeper. I feel like I'm already a winner.
No matter what happens, I want everyone to know how much I've grown due to this experience. After Samira gave me that handjob in the confessional room, I've been having wet dreams about the Crypt Keeper. I feel like I'm already a winner.
I'm voting for Samira then. Anyone who would put herself through that deserves to win.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
King Nobby wrote:
Kakar, Assassin Reject wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Next challenge
Why is a duck or temperature?
Why is a duck or temperature?
Because that's the way BT likes it.
Too late for reinstatement, Kakar, but I take that as a legitimate call for Smasharoo's eviction.
Say Bye Timmy :-)
A lame and inane appeal to sexual acts with a poster that is more popular that yourself. That was a response I would expect from an oot.
Or did I accidently sign up for the Survivor OoTlympics?
Sami and BT have a sex off!
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Sami and BT have a sex off!
So as the final decider, Here is Challenge #273
Samira & BarkingTurtle - The sex-off is a challenge for who can make the other sound more do-able.
If Sammy makes us all want to fap-fap against a BT Centrefold, Sammy wins.
If BT gets us all steamy about wanting to play nudey-tantrics with Samira, BT wins.
Go to it!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
You don't just observe Samira, you drink her in. You inhale her sensual grace, her aroma like the early morning mist and her motions fluid and easy. Taste her in the shower, with the water cascading over her shoulders and down her slick back, culminating in rivulets which trace the blessed curve of her derriere. Some of that water is lucky enough to make her hair sheen before dripping onto her collarbone, racing to her cleavage, lingering around her breasts as long as it can fight gravity before being pulled across her tanned stomach and into the luxuriant pillow of her pubis. Her trimmed hair glistening as a flower, drenched with dew and soaking in the first rays of the morning sun. Samira's fingers are those of a musician; thin and long and dextrous. She runs them down her cheek, and along her petite neck, around the curve of her bosom, lightly passing her ribcage, and to her hip, and they can't help but gently stroke her fur as they finally reach their destination.
When she first begins to explore herself, just stroking the length of her opening slightly, she bites her lip and tilts her face into the pouring water, releasing a passionate hiss that has been contained far too long. She tilts her pelvis forward and tightens her thighs as she finds her cli--
I give up, it is way too difficult to make Samira sound sexy.
You win.
When she first begins to explore herself, just stroking the length of her opening slightly, she bites her lip and tilts her face into the pouring water, releasing a passionate hiss that has been contained far too long. She tilts her pelvis forward and tightens her thighs as she finds her cli--
I give up, it is way too difficult to make Samira sound sexy.
You win.
King Nobby wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Sami and BT have a sex off!
So as the final decider, Here is Challenge #273
Samira & BarkingTurtle - The sex-off is a challenge for who can make the other sound more do-able.
If Sammy makes us all want to fap-fap against a BT Centrefold, Sammy wins.
If BT gets us all steamy about wanting to play nudey-tantrics with Samira, BT wins.
Go to it!
I agonized over this for literally seconds, and it can't be done. Sorry, I'm out.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
I agonized over this for literally seconds, and it can't be done.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Samira wrote:
I agonized over this for literally seconds, and it can't be done.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, but sometimes I get naked and stand in front of the mirror and I think, "Man, if I had two diCks I would totally sword fight myself".
'kin 'ell!
It's Heston Blumenthal!!!!
(Google yerselves ********
It's Heston Blumenthal!!!!
(Google yerselves ********
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
More Private Pyle, I think. 
Edited, Dec 3rd 2007 5:37am by Tare
Edited, Dec 3rd 2007 5:37am by Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I do rather like his attitude.
To the original point, though, does this help Samira?
Can you sexify me now?
To the original point, though, does this help Samira?
Can you sexify me now?
I dunno, not that I'm attracted to Private Pile, but Vincent D'Onofrio is one sexy man. I have no idea why either.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
I dunno, not that I'm attracted to Private Pile, but Vincent D'Onofrio is one sexy man. I have no idea why either.
Nexa
Nexa
Christian Bale is like that for me. Hawt, but why? Must have something to do with his trippy nose.
Edited, Dec 3rd 2007 5:41am by Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Princess Tare wrote:
More Private Pyle, I think.
Oh c'mon. . .
It's uncanny that one of the quirkiest and highly paid chefs in the world resembles our hick-lothario.
I wonder if Heston Blumenthal has a T-Shirt with the slogan "I know, I know. I look like Barkingturtle"
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Princess Tare wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I dunno, not that I'm attracted to Private Pile, but Vincent D'Onofrio is one sexy man. I have no idea why either.
Nexa
Nexa
Christian Bale is like that for me. Hawt, but why? Must have something to do with his trippy nose.
Edited, Dec 3rd 2007 5:41am by Tare
eh, he's a little skinny.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
So who won this stupid game?
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