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Kountdown to Krismas - Nobby's "Big Bruvva 2007"Follow

#102 Nov 29 2007 at 3:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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King Nobby wrote:
Nexa wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Another eviction:

Let's try another way.

How many fingers am I holding up?


Just the one.

Nexa


Correct!

Nexa is evicted!


I object on the grounds that my objection will lead to my reentry! You may now laugh at my reentry!

Nexa
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#103 Nov 29 2007 at 3:47 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Nexa wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Another eviction:

Let's try another way.

How many fingers am I holding up?


Just the one.

Nexa


Correct!

Nexa is evicted!


I object on the grounds that my objection will lead to my reentry! You may now laugh at my reentry!

Nexa
You have just evicted Atomicflea.

I hope you're happy now!
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#104 Nov 29 2007 at 3:51 PM Rating: Good
Looking at the demographics of the remaining competitors there is the most obvious divide, and I believe an alliance should be formed along it.

So what do you say, Smash, Kakar, Samira and Neph? A male alliance to rid the thread of the few remaining femmes?
#105 Nov 29 2007 at 3:54 PM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Looking at the demographics of the remaining competitors there is the most obvious divide, and I believe an alliance should be formed along it.

So what do you say, Smash, Kakar, Samira and Neph? A male alliance to rid the thread of the few remaining femmes?
Why do you hate Kakar? Anywho - you have her eviction on your conscience.

You can explain this to her yourself, hater.

Kakar is clearly an girl. (Don't let Samira's breasts fool you)
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#106 Nov 29 2007 at 3:54 PM Rating: Good
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would you really want to get rid of all the wimmin? I never thought I'd hear that from BT
#107 Nov 29 2007 at 3:58 PM Rating: Good
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Mistress DSD wrote:
would you really want to get rid of all the wimmin? I never thought I'd hear that from BT
And the crowd goes wild as DSD commits Suicide by breaking the "starting a response with a 'w' " rule! Smiley: jawdrop

Bye coffee-gurl.
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#108 Nov 29 2007 at 4:04 PM Rating: Good
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Woohoo!
#109 Nov 29 2007 at 4:05 PM Rating: Good
In a surprise move, I would like to bestow the immunity I earned through the pugilistic feline fisting competition(which was unfairly balanced in my favour, seeing as how I'd practiced for months prior) unto Samira, for he has offered me a handjob in the confessional room in return.


I am an expert at this game.
#110 Nov 29 2007 at 4:06 PM Rating: Good
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Poor Sam.
#111 Nov 29 2007 at 5:54 PM Rating: Good
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King Nobby wrote:
You have just evicted Atomicflea.

I hope you're happy now!
Te tomo por los hombros suavemente, con dulzura. Mi mirada arde, y pauso a pasarme la lengua por los labios mientras mis manos libran al primero de mis botones...
#112 Nov 29 2007 at 6:04 PM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Looking at the demographics of the remaining competitors there is the most obvious divide, and I believe an alliance should be formed along it.

So what do you say, Smash, Kakar, Samira and Neph? A male alliance to rid the thread of the few remaining femmes?


I like the way you think. I take it Neph will be the gay one running around nekkid then?

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Kakar is clearly an girl. (Don't let Samira's breasts fool you)


Sonofa.... my secret is out.
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#113 Nov 30 2007 at 12:26 AM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
You have just evicted Atomicflea.

I hope you're happy now!
Te tomo por los hombros suavemente, con dulzura. Mi mirada arde, y pauso a pasarme la lengua por los labios mientras mis manos libran al primero de mis botones...
wtf?

j00 kiss j0 mamecita with dose leeeps?
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#114 Nov 30 2007 at 4:23 AM Rating: Good
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King Nobby wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
You have just evicted Atomicflea.

I hope you're happy now!
Te tomo por los hombros suavemente, con dulzura. Mi mirada arde, y pauso a pasarme la lengua por los labios mientras mis manos libran al primero de mis botones...
wtf?

j00 kiss j0 mamecita with dose leeeps?
Not with those, no.
#115 Nov 30 2007 at 7:56 AM Rating: Good
King Nobby wrote:
While I have yet to announce Challenge #7, I have pre-emptively decided that Elderon isn't up to the task.

Bye Eldy
I decry shenanigans. You clearly have a prejudice against posters who's names start with vowels (Elderon, Atomicflea, etc.)

This is blasphemy and is punishable by 15 days in jail and deportation. I suggest you rethink your strategy you dirty bigot! Smiley: schooled

Don't make me call my internet lawyer.







Edited, Nov 30th 2007 10:57am by Elderon
#116 Nov 30 2007 at 8:10 AM Rating: Decent
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BT, Smash, Sami, Neph left.

I know who should go next.

Can I pick...please!?
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#117 Nov 30 2007 at 10:15 AM Rating: Good
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Elderon wrote:
This is blasphemy and is punishable by 15 days in jail and deportation. I suggest you rethink your strategy you dirty bigot! Smiley: schooled

Don't make me call my internet lawyer.

You coul get Niobia to change your name to Mohammed
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#118 Nov 30 2007 at 11:23 AM Rating: Good
King Nobby wrote:
Elderon wrote:
This is blasphemy and is punishable by 15 days in jail and deportation. I suggest you rethink your strategy you dirty bigot! Smiley: schooled

Don't make me call my internet lawyer.

You could get Niobia to change your name to Mohammed
Would that get me back in? I had my heart set on "BetterThanYou" but, I guess Mohammed would work too.
#119 Dec 01 2007 at 5:37 PM Rating: Good
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Next challenge

Why is a duck or temperature?
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#120 Dec 01 2007 at 5:41 PM Rating: Decent
Why what?
#121 Dec 01 2007 at 5:43 PM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Katie wrote:
Why what?
Why (enquiry about the reason for something) is a duck (quack) or temperature (measurement of heat or cold).?

Are you fUcking dim?
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#122 Dec 01 2007 at 5:44 PM Rating: Good
King Nobby wrote:
Next challenge

Why is a duck or temperature?


That's easy.
#123 Dec 01 2007 at 5:49 PM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Next challenge

Why is a duck or temperature?


That's easy.
Oh dear. You are hereby sentenced to 28 days of fUcking off and growing up
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#124 Dec 01 2007 at 6:15 PM Rating: Good
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Because if it was red, it would taste simply awful with orange.
#125 Dec 01 2007 at 6:16 PM Rating: Decent
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And rate up for booting that Elderon douche. If I had to watch one more cameo about him not getting enough time to blow dry his hair, I was going to change the channel.
#126 Dec 02 2007 at 8:24 AM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Because if it was red, it would taste simply awful with orange.


"Or temperature"

Basic reading comprehension. Smiley: rolleyes

Edited, Dec 2nd 2007 11:24am by Nobby
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