GapericUnt(n.)Gape-ri-cUnt, (Alt. Pronunc.: Gape-ri-bung):an ******* which has been stretched too wide through years of abuse to satisfactorily provide friction during intercourse.
Usage: I remember when the Asylum was great, but these days it's just a great big, yawning gapericUnt. I expected so much more.
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Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Samira wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Challenge number 2
Each of the candidates to invent a new swear word (verb, noun or adjective) and provide a definition.
Thank you
Each of the candidates to invent a new swear word (verb, noun or adjective) and provide a definition.
Thank you
Ficksnish (v., int.): to sneeze while performing cunnilingus.
Imagine climaxing while your partner was fisksnishing...bet that would feel nice.
Sturnugasmic (v., int.): to only reach ****** while receiving cunnilingus which includes repetitive ficksnishing.
Can also be used to describe someone who just *has* to have something a very specific way all the time in order to be happy. "She'll be sturnugasmic when she sees that I've alphabatized the CDs."
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Oot.
Main Entry: oot
Pronunciation: \oot\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English oote; akin to Dutch toe cootch
Date: 15th century
1: Any of the various insipid species that are native to sub-par forums
2: A douchebag poster than exhibits little to no entertaining or thought-provoking content
3: Exodus
Exodus is, by definition, an oot.
Main Entry: oot
Pronunciation: \oot\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English oote; akin to Dutch toe cootch
Date: 15th century
1: Any of the various insipid species that are native to sub-par forums
2: A douchebag poster than exhibits little to no entertaining or thought-provoking content
3: Exodus
Exodus is, by definition, an oot.
Although we have yet to resolve Challenge #2, time marcheth on.
Challenge #3 Name a type of dog.
Challenge #3 Name a type of dog.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
King Nobby wrote:
Oh the delicious irony!!
Nexa and Jophiel skulk out of the thread, lips a-trembling, asking Smash & Flea why dey no lubes dem no mo
Nexa and Jophiel skulk out of the thread, lips a-trembling, asking Smash & Flea why dey no lubes dem no mo
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
2. Titplonker
and
3. Ummm...Greyhound?
and
3. Ummm...Greyhound?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
King Nobby wrote:
Although we have yet to resolve Challenge #2, time marcheth on.
Challenge #3 Name a type of dog.
Challenge #3 Name a type of dog.
Affenpinscher.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Although we have yet to resolve Challenge #2, time marcheth on.
Challenge #3 Name a type of dog.
Challenge #3 Name a type of dog.
Affenpinscher.
The correct answer was Dalmatian, but as you were the 1st to answer, you have to choose the next evictee.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
*Ahem*
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
King Nobby wrote:
Samira wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Although we have yet to resolve Challenge #2, time marcheth on.
Challenge #3 Name a type of dog.
Challenge #3 Name a type of dog.
Affenpinscher.
The correct answer was Dalmatian, but as you were the 1st to answer, you have to choose the next evictee.
Tare answered first. Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Princess Tare wrote:
*Ahem*
Sammy? Who goes next?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Son of a *****.
That's my dog type, not just an proclamation of my disappointment in this latest twist.
That's my dog type, not just an proclamation of my disappointment in this latest twist.
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Tare answered first.
Deal with it
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
King Nobby wrote:
Princess Tare wrote:
*Ahem*
Sammy? Who goes next?
I
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Princess Tare wrote:
*Ahem*
Sammy? Who goes next?
I
Tare to go next?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nexa wrote:
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Samira wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Challenge number 2
Each of the candidates to invent a new swear word (verb, noun or adjective) and provide a definition.
Thank you
Each of the candidates to invent a new swear word (verb, noun or adjective) and provide a definition.
Thank you
Ficksnish (v., int.): to sneeze while performing cunnilingus.
Imagine climaxing while your partner was fisksnishing...bet that would feel nice.
Sturnugasmic (v., int.): to only reach ****** while receiving cunnilingus which includes repetitive ficksnishing.
(Unfortunuately in 22years of sex with the old boy, I don't recall that he's ever had a sneezing bout 'then'.)
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Samira wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Challenge number 2
Each of the candidates to invent a new swear word (verb, noun or adjective) and provide a definition.
Thank you
Each of the candidates to invent a new swear word (verb, noun or adjective) and provide a definition.
Thank you
Ficksnish (v., int.): to sneeze while performing cunnilingus.
Imagine climaxing while your partner was fisksnishing...bet that would feel nice.
Sturnugasmic (v., int.): to only reach ****** while receiving cunnilingus which includes repetitive ficksnishing.
(Unfortunuately in 22years of sex with the old boy, I don't recall that he's ever had a sneezing bout 'then'.)
Which brings up the next durty word: peppersnatch.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
King Nobby wrote:
Samira wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Princess Tare wrote:
*Ahem*
Sammy? Who goes next?
I
Tare to go next?
Harsh.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Princess Tare wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Samira wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Princess Tare wrote:
*Ahem*
Sammy? Who goes next?
I
Tare to go next?
Harsh.
She failed round 2. (For reasons even I don't understand) so she's out.
Rounds 1 & 3 concluided.
Round 3 still ongoing; round 4 imminent.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
King Nobby wrote:
Although we have yet to resolve Challenge #2, time marcheth on.
Challenge #3 Name a type of dog.
Challenge #3 Name a type of dog.
Blue?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
If it isn't an Affenpinscher, I don't want to live!
*flings herself up the chimney*
*flings herself up the chimney*
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
My answer to #4 is
Yes, always.
Put me in as being first.
Yes, always.
Put me in as being first.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
My answer to #4 is
Yes, always.
Put me in as being first.
Yes, always.
Put me in as being first.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Samira wrote:
If it isn't an Affenpinscher, I don't want to live!
*flings herself up the chimney*
*flings herself up the chimney*
Affenpinscher says what?
Downstairs PC decided to mess around and not let me use my keyboard properly. If I had posted it would have looked like this:
tjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhtttttttjtjtjtjtjtjtjtjtjtjtjtjjtjtjtjtjtjt....... and so forth. So while late to the party, better late than never!
Preemoh= n. 1. a man who pre ejaculates during foreplay, and whines more than a baby about his poor self. 2. An insult, usually directed at males, who are either trying to act macho, in an effort to make up for something lacking, or are just plain whining.
usage = Bhodi is such a preemoh, always gloating about how great his MMO of the day is, while whining about how "suddenly" awful the last one he previously adored now is compared.
Name a type of Dog: German Shepard
tjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhtttttttjtjtjtjtjtjtjtjtjtjtjtjjtjtjtjtjtjt....... and so forth. So while late to the party, better late than never!
Preemoh= n. 1. a man who pre ejaculates during foreplay, and whines more than a baby about his poor self. 2. An insult, usually directed at males, who are either trying to act macho, in an effort to make up for something lacking, or are just plain whining.
usage = Bhodi is such a preemoh, always gloating about how great his MMO of the day is, while whining about how "suddenly" awful the last one he previously adored now is compared.
Name a type of Dog: German Shepard
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