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Kountdown to Krismas - Nobby's "Big Bruvva 2007"Follow

#27 Nov 26 2007 at 4:03 PM Rating: Decent
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sorry Neph, I just could not see myself with you. I would have images of Tinkerbell and the song Danger Zone running through my head the entire time Smiley: lol


And loving every second. Smiley: frown
#28 Nov 26 2007 at 4:18 PM Rating: Good
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if you mean loving by laughing my *** off the entire time, then sure! Whatever soothes your ego Smiley: grin
#29 Nov 27 2007 at 10:06 AM Rating: Good
King Nobby wrote:
OK. 1st Eviciton.

Based on responses so far, which housemate do you want to Keep in the thread?
Barkingturtle:20 (52.6%)
Nexa:0 (0.0%)
Deadside Demon:1 (2.6%)
Jophiel:1 (2.6%)
Smasharoo:2 (5.3%)
Elderon:1 (2.6%)
Samira:2 (5.3%)
Tare:2 (5.3%)
Kakar:3 (7.9%)
Nephthyswanderer:2 (5.3%)
Atomicflea:4 (10.5%)
Thumbelyna:0 (%)
Total:38


Person with the fewest votes will be eliminated.


Goddamn you people have great taste.
#30 Nov 27 2007 at 10:25 AM Rating: Decent
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I see Samira still only has one saving vote. It was mine.

PAYME!!
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#31 Nov 27 2007 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
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Goddamn you people have great taste.

I think we should get a new poll and a clarification in BIG BOLD TEXT that its least votes getting booted.
#32 Nov 27 2007 at 10:34 AM Rating: Good
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I do like the fact that Nexa and Joph both have SOs here who haven't voted for them.

I shall make a decision later this evening, but am tempted to banish one or both of these so I can imagine the "But. . . but. . . it was just some dumb interwebs poll run by a warped Brit" conversation Smiley: sly
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#33 Nov 27 2007 at 10:36 AM Rating: Decent
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King Nobby wrote:

I shall make a decision later this evening, but am tempted to banish one or both of these so I can imagine the "But. . . but. . . it was just some dumb interwebs poll run by a warped Brit" conversation Smiley: sly


BOOTUM!!BOOTUM!!BOOTUM

[:boot:] smiley please.
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#34 Nov 27 2007 at 10:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
I see Samira still only has one saving vote. It was mine.

PAYME!!


Oh, fine!
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#35 Nov 27 2007 at 11:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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I had to vote for Flea as she went above and beyond the requirements. Not only did EVERY word begin with P, but EVERY word even rhymed. Brilliant.

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#36 Nov 27 2007 at 11:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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King Nobby wrote:
I do like the fact that Nexa and Joph both have SOs here who haven't voted for them.

I shall make a decision later this evening, but am tempted to banish one or both of these so I can imagine the "But. . . but. . . it was just some dumb interwebs poll run by a warped Brit" conversation Smiley: sly


Yeah, and I don't think Smash even replied, but he has a vote...and not from me, haha.

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#37 Nov 27 2007 at 12:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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I had to vote for Flea as she went above and beyond the requirements. Not only did EVERY word begin with P, but EVERY word even rhymed. Brilliant.

Nexa


Think I voted for Flea for the same reason.
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#38 Nov 27 2007 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
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Oh the delicious irony!!

Nexa and Jophiel skulk out of the thread, lips a-trembling, asking Smash & Flea why dey no lubes dem no mo

At this juncture, there's usually an interview where the evicted housemates to decry their evictors and witness the highlights of their sojourn.

But I can't be ******

Stay tuned for challenge #2

(#12 jokes pre-empted as a bit crap)
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#39 Nov 27 2007 at 12:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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King Nobby wrote:
Oh the delicious irony!!

Nexa and Jophiel skulk out of the thread, lips a-trembling, asking Smash & Flea why dey no lubes dem no mo

At this juncture, there's usually an interview where the evicted housemates to decry their evictors and witness the highlights of their sojourn.

But I can't be ******

Stay tuned for challenge #2

(#12 jokes pre-empted as a bit crap)


Do Joph and I at least get to be on the jury, thereby forcing us to spend our days in the seclusion house, basking in the sun and frolicking in the pool whilst the other houseguests are continually subjected to the rants and raves of Eval Smash?

Nexa
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#40 Nov 27 2007 at 12:58 PM Rating: Good
Meh. I caved. I voted for the 'roo. If you'd have include Taco in there I would have voted for him, too, even though responding would have been beneath him.
#41 Nov 27 2007 at 12:59 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:


Do Joph and I at least get to be on the jury, thereby forcing us to spend our days in the seclusion house, basking in the sun and frolicking in the pool whilst the other houseguests are continually subjected to the rants and raves of Eval Smash?

Nexa
But of course.

The real test is whether you had the forethought to pee in the hot-tub before leaving.
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#42 Nov 27 2007 at 1:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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King Nobby wrote:
Nexa wrote:


Do Joph and I at least get to be on the jury, thereby forcing us to spend our days in the seclusion house, basking in the sun and frolicking in the pool whilst the other houseguests are continually subjected to the rants and raves of Eval Smash?

Nexa
But of course.

The real test is whether you had the forethought to pee in the hot-tub before leaving.


I cut the bra part out of all of DSD's camisoles.

Nexa
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#43 Nov 27 2007 at 1:04 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Nexa wrote:


Do Joph and I at least get to be on the jury, thereby forcing us to spend our days in the seclusion house, basking in the sun and frolicking in the pool whilst the other houseguests are continually subjected to the rants and raves of Eval Smash?

Nexa
But of course.

The real test is whether you had the forethought to pee in the hot-tub before leaving.


I cut the bra part out of all of DSD's camisoles.

Nexa
That worked.

You're back in
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#44 Nov 27 2007 at 1:04 PM Rating: Good
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I cut the bra part out of all of DSD's camisoles.

I could have rubbed that one out even quicker if you'd have said you did it naked.
#45 Nov 27 2007 at 1:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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King Nobby wrote:
Nexa wrote:


I cut the bra part out of all of DSD's camisoles.

Nexa
That worked.

You're back in


Sweet! Enjoy sequester by yourself Joph! IN YOUR FACE!

Nexa
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#46 Nov 27 2007 at 1:33 PM Rating: Good
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I wondered why it was a tit nipply, err a bit nippy today
#47 Nov 27 2007 at 1:44 PM Rating: Good
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I wondered why it was a tit nipply, err a bit nippy today
If that was a shallow attempt to garner votes from sexually frustrated men. . .

Yeah OK.


Works for me.

Remind me to put my right cuff-link back, k?
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#48 Nov 28 2007 at 10:12 AM Rating: Good
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Challenge number 2

Each of the candidates to invent a new swear word (verb, noun or adjective) and provide a definition.

Thank you
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#49 Nov 28 2007 at 10:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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King Nobby wrote:
Challenge number 2

Each of the candidates to invent a new swear word (verb, noun or adjective) and provide a definition.

Thank you


Ficksnish (v., int.): to sneeze while performing cunnilingus. Alt. usage: insulting term for an incompetent person. "Joe is such a ficksnish, I can't believe he blew that presentation."

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#50 Nov 28 2007 at 10:21 AM Rating: Decent
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Samira wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Challenge number 2

Each of the candidates to invent a new swear word (verb, noun or adjective) and provide a definition.

Thank you


Ficksnish (v., int.): to sneeze while performing cunnilingus.


Imagine climaxing while your partner was fisksnishing...bet that would feel nice.
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#51 Nov 28 2007 at 10:35 AM Rating: Good
King Nobby wrote:
Challenge number 2

Each of the candidates to invent a new swear word (verb, noun or adjective) and provide a definition.

Thank you

Twick - (n.): a dick who is acting like a **** waffle. Combination term.


Usage: "That Nobby guy is such a fucking twick."
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